Humorous sentences to say good night

1, blink tonight, which means I am thinking of you; Blink twice, which means I miss you; Blink three times to show that you miss you very much; No stop, hey, it means you use your eyes too much. Go to bed early! Good Night!

2. Candlelight lit up your smile, and the smile bloomed in my heart, soaking my deep thoughts. The cool breeze at night gently brushed my face and sent you full blessings. May you be happy forever and wish you good night.

3. be friendly. When I was playing chess with Duke Zhou last night, I saw Duke Zhou's wife embroidering insoles. Very good! You should go to bed early tonight and learn from others. Good night baby, sweet dreams!

It's hot and cold, so it's hard for me to calm down. I always miss you in the distance. I really want to raise a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is shit on your head!

5. If my greeting bothers you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; Please make it clear whether everything is going well.

6. Hello, when you received this message, I was really sorry to wake you up! Say good night and hope you don't meet me in your dream. I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

7. Dear users, you have successfully customized the midnight wake-up pee service, and we will disturb you from time to time every night until you get up. Please reply: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up, I don't pee.

8. Is the sky falling? The ground is sinking? The river is going backwards? None of this has anything to do with you Don't worry. Your task now is to remove dark circles. Look at you tired. Have a good sleep.