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Let's talk about the best marriage. This is the marriage life you want.

Some men always think that

a woman marries him to love and serve him all her life, but she can't do without him if she promises to marry him.

Having children is even more fearless. I'm really speechless. Who gives you that confidence?

Funny: when a woman loves you, you are the whole world, and when she doesn't love you, the whole world is without you.

It's very important to find a good husband who is like-minded. The husband's attitude towards his wife is related to his attitude towards his wife.

Marriage is actually so real:

Although a man loves beauty, he may not necessarily marry her. In the end, all men marry are suitable wives;

Although women love money, they don't necessarily marry rich people. In the end, they marry people who treat her well.

So, in the end, what we fight for is not wealth and beauty, but responsibility and character.

actually ... a kind-hearted woman is the most beautiful, and a responsible man is the richest! ! !

The more capable a man is, the more he loves his wife.

It's important to have a reasonable mother-in-law if a family is happy or not.

The greatest happiness of a man in this life is not having much wealth, but having a wife who loves you.

A wife is used to coax, not to scold;

women are for hugging, not for hitting.

may someone accompany you in the dark and wait for the morning. Sentences describing married life

1. Do it yourself and have plenty of food and clothing!

2. You need enough knowledge to love yourself, and you can't let yourself be hurt in all aspects. You need enough methods to love others, and you can't let them be hurt bit by bit.

3. Marriage is a grave for those who are unwilling to pay, and a paradise for those who know the meaning of love.

4. Life is a big encyclopedia, covering everything; Life is a lyre, playing multiple beautiful melodies; Life is a flying horse clock. If you wind it tightly, you will get a concentrated life. Life is a long river, running endlessly, scouring the world for good and evil; Life is a ship with an anchor. If you set the course, you will no longer be afraid of violent winds and waves. Life is a drama in which everyone can play the leading role. Just after you dance, he appears, showing his romantic feelings.

5. People will never be satisfied and will always struggle in the mud of desire. How many people can understand the truth of contentment?

6. The so-called sexual liberation in the West has seriously misled the value orientation of this generation. The so-called sexual liberation in the west is just a dark side of western society, just rubbish in western society.

7, life addition and subtraction: knowledge should increase, troubles should decrease; Friendship should increase, resentment should decrease; Kindness should increase and discouragement should decrease; Self-confidence should increase, and dishonesty should decrease; The amount of stomach should increase and the amount of jealousy should decrease; Step by step, alcohol and tobacco should decrease.

8. Although there is no regret medicine to buy in the world, although the lost love can't come back, if two hearts that really love each other, two hearts that are still concerned although separated, can be merged into one heart again.

9. Love doesn't need to be taught by others. When you really meet the person you like, you will know how to love.

1. Life is a song, singing the rhythm and melody of life; Life is a road, extending the footprints and hopes of life; Life is a glass of wine, full of mellow and sorrow of life; Life is a mass of hemp, intertwined with the troubles and happiness of life; Life is a painting, depicting the red, green and blue of life experience; Life is a fire, burning the longing and dreams of life.

11. It is not terrible for a man to be poor. What is terrible is his sense of inferiority.

12. Learn to enjoy in life: enjoy the joy of work, the laughter of friends, the warmth of family, the joy of creation and the sweetness of fruits.

13. Life is a glass of clear water. If you put a little sugar, it will be sweet. Put a little salt in it and it will be salty!

14. To live is to fully enjoy life. Although there are many disappointments in life, happiness can always be found in any bad environment, and troubles are self-inflicted.

15. If you really love each other, please don't give up no matter how difficult you encounter, because it is really not easy to meet a true love!

16. Some mistakes can be redeemed, but for marriage, the mistakes made by a woman who followed you wholeheartedly can never be made. Because the other person's heart has been broken between your casual mistakes. Sentences about married life

1. Undertaking obligations is the foundation of a happy and long-term marriage relationship.

2. Marriage and cars can't aim too high. Buying a car is not the most expensive, but the performance and price are suitable for you; Marriage is the same, it is not the most beautiful, but the most important thing is whether it is suitable or not.

3. Life is a big encyclopedia, covering everything; Life is a lyre, playing multiple beautiful melodies; Life is a flying horse clock. If you wind it tightly, you will get a concentrated life. Life is a long river, running endlessly, scouring the world for good and evil; Life is a ship with an anchor. If you set the course, you will no longer be afraid of violent winds and waves. Life is a drama in which everyone can play the leading role. Just after you dance, he appears, showing his romantic feelings.

4. Marriage is not a lottery ticket. Even if you lose, you can't tear it up.

5. In the eyes of parents, children are often a part of themselves, and children are the opportunity for his ideal self to come again.

6. Life is a glass of clear water, and it will be sweet if you add a little sugar. Put a little salt in it and it will be salty!

7. A marriage without conflict is almost as unimaginable as a country without crisis.

8. Marriage and cars are consumables. If the car is driven for a long time, its performance will get worse and worse. If it can't be driven, it will have to be scrapped. After a long marriage, you will inevitably encounter problems. If you can't go on, you have to divorce.

9. Life is a song, singing the rhythm and melody of life; Life is a road, extending the footprints and hopes of life; Life is a glass of wine, full of mellow and sorrow of life; Life is a mass of hemp, intertwined with the troubles and happiness of life; Life is a painting, depicting the red, green and blue of life experience; Life is a fire, burning the longing and dreams of life.

1. Marriage is essentially an ethical relationship. Marriage is an ethical love with legal significance.

11. The durability of marriage depends on two hearts, not the bodies of both sides.

12. Do it yourself and have plenty of food and clothing!

13. Marriage and driving require a license. Driving requires a driver's license; Marriage requires a marriage certificate.

14. Both marriage and car need to concentrate. You must concentrate on driving, or you will be killed; Marriage can't be deserted, or it will be a waste of time.

15. Learn to enjoy in life: enjoy the joy of work, the laughter of friends, the warmth of family, the joy of creation and the sweetness of fruits.

16. Marriage is like a bridge that connects two completely lonely worlds.

17, life addition and subtraction: knowledge should increase, troubles should decrease; Friendship should increase, resentment should decrease; Kindness should increase and discouragement should decrease; Self-confidence should increase, and dishonesty should decrease; The amount of stomach should increase and the amount of jealousy should decrease; Step by step, alcohol and tobacco should decrease.

18. Both marriage and car need to run in. The surface of the new car is shiny, but the internal machinery is not smooth, so it needs to be smoothed by running-in period; The marriage at the beginning needs two people to understand each other, tolerate each other and run in with each other.

19. Marriage and cars will be judged by others. Driving a high-end car will be coveted by driving a broken car; A happy marriage will be envied by unhappy people.

2. Both marriage and car need fuel. The fuel of the car is called gasoline, and it can't move without gasoline; The fuel of marriage is love, and a marriage without love cannot grow old hand in hand.

21. Marriage is based on love, attachment and respect.

22. Marriage is a book. The first chapter is poetry, while the rest are plain prose.

23. Both marriage and car need maintenance. If the car is not maintained for a long time, it will stall and strike; If the marriage is not maintained for a long time, it will break down.

24. Marriage is either heaven or hell.

25. Where there is a marriage without love, there is love without marriage.

26. Both marriage and car have weaknesses. Cars are afraid of adding the wrong oil; Marriage is afraid of being a mistress.

27. Marriage and cars are all associated with red lights. You can't run a red light while driving; Marriage is most afraid of the red light district.

28. Marriage and cars have safe havens. The safe haven of the car is called the garage; The harbor of marriage is called home. Marriage is a war in which men and women compete for the right to control the right to speak and economic power. Classic Quotations

2. The most uncomfortable feeling is that I don't know whether I should give up or continue to wait. No matter how deep the wound is, it will always heal, no matter how ugly the scar it leaves; The pain that hurts again will eventually pass, no matter how painful it once was; No matter how big the disaster is, we can certainly survive it, as long as we have the courage to keep going. Emotion is an unanswered questionnaire, and hard pursuit can't make life more complete.

3. I can't wait on my wife. What's it to you? No matter what, I've been to the bridal chamber twice!

4. The crowd is bustling, just like the past. Facing the sunshine, I also cherish my life. It means that our life is not wasted, and life is full. Life is colorful because of sunshine, and life is passionate because of sunshine. Passion creates the future and colorful embellishes life.

5, communication, communication, this word is so fashionable, anyone can say, but it's really not easy to get rid of it.

6. It is said that women can't have both family and career. I still don't believe it. Two American female scientists won the Nobel Prize a few days ago, which opened the mystery of aging and cancer! Do you know what the female professor named Carol was doing when she got the news of winning the prize? Busy washing and ironing clothes at home

7. Men are like this. You can't do it without paying attention to him. He said that you didn't do your wife's job, and you can't do it if you pay too much attention to him. He said that you stare at him all day and can't breathe!

8. This man looks at women with an animal instinct. The more he looks at them, the stronger his desire will be, just as a cat looks at fishbones and a dog looks at bones, and it will be difficult to keep his mouth shut for a long time.

9. Marriage should be managed with heart; Sincerely, the stone is open; People should learn to treat their marriage with a sincere heart!

1. It seems that it is really necessary for us to establish a mature family culture system, so that couples of all ages can establish the concept of running a family and master the skills of running a marriage. No matter what, our generation should live a different marriage life with their parents, grandparents and grandparents, so as not to waste the name of new human beings in the new century!

11. Modern society is becoming more and more tolerant of gender relations, but people's ethical concepts are becoming more and more lacking. They are dislocated twice, and there are more freedoms and less constraints. At this time, if you are tempted, people will go downstream.

12. Life is counting down. Time flies, and along with those years, there are people and things we have experienced. Right or wrong, it will have become the past, and it is a great waste of life to indulge in it. When we can understand that living is a great thing, we can also realize that it is also a very simple thing to be happy.

13. Life is dull and trivial. How can there be so many earth-shattering events? The secret of happiness is to remain enthusiastic about big and small things!

14. When you are in love, you only see each other's advantages. When you get married, all the shortcomings remain, and your belly button can be regarded as a scar.

what we are most afraid of is not that two people who love each other hurt each other, but that two people who have loved each other for a long time suddenly separated and passed by like strangers. We can't stand that cruel process. How can the intimacy implanted with bone and blood become the indifference that will be forgotten in the future! Learning to wait is a kind of maturity. Those who know how to wait have deep endurance, and those who know how to wait have a broad mind.

16. A calm person is not impetuous, and a calm person is not frivolous. Ten thousand beautiful futures are not worth a warm present; Don't cling to memories, a broken kite can only let it fly, let it go, and let yourself go; Perhaps, this is life, even if it hurts, smile.

17. It's wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really impossible, and it's not too late to leave.

18. Being a good housewife and mother is a woman's greatest ability. Why do you have to sharpen your head and vomit blood to compete with men for resources and territory?

19. Do you men think that women's success will pose a threat to men? Understandably, after all, there are limited resources and few opportunities on this earth.

2. There will be all kinds of burdens on our shoulders in life. The pursuit of life is not necessarily a goal, but a process of experience. Life is for living, not waiting. Every day, every moment, whether it is joy or pain, is a gift of life. Only when you enjoy life can you know how to cherish and know how to own it.

21. You should know that no matter what her appearance is, there is only a chubby and ugly little girl who has a little inferiority complex and is not very happy. And what she wants is very simple things. She doesn't need to be excellent or strong. She wants someone who dotes on her, loves her, can tolerate her little temper and waywardness, and will never give her a cold face like those people outside. She also likes such a person.

22. It is the highest state of love to be interested in each other and not say it. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the glad eye, enjoying the fiery psychology of eye contact, and enjoying the thrilling feeling when fingers touch. Once you say it, the taste will be much lighter, because after the two people agree, all the behaviors have been approved and psychologically prepared, and will gradually become numb in the end.

23, between men and women, in addition to the relationship between lovers and husband and wife, is it possible that it is just a pure friendship?

24. Divorce has a hundred good things, but only one bad thing. I think it's all been wasted before.

25. What is beauty? Different people have different opinions. I think women have beauty when they have money! In modern society, advocating wealth has become an ethos, and it is an indisputable fact that strong economic strength can definitely add weight to women's worth.

26. For Adam, heaven is his home, and for his descendants, home is heaven.

27. Xu Xiaoning: If you want to wait on your wife comfortably and happily, you must learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, and put yourself in the other's shoes, so that what you do can be satisfactory. This is the opposite sex psychological experience method that I summed up based on years of experience, which can make you