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Ask for help: find a funny campaign draft for the monitor ~ ~

Hello, everyone! ! I am honored to stand here and take part in the election, and I am also very grateful to the teachers and students for giving me this precious opportunity. But at this moment, I'm still a little nervous. I hope everyone can use your left hand to get close to your right hand and let them lean together hard. Come and cheer for me! (... touched my heart after hearing the applause ...) Thank you, I received the strength you gave me! I believe that with everyone's encouragement, I will be able to be myself and become a very good monitor.

Then start introducing yourself ... you can say what a good monitor can do. The following are some model essays, which are not very humorous, but you can copy a few words yourself to make you more literary. My name is XXX, and today everyone has the first step in running for monitor. I think this is my first step. Running for monitor is to be responsible for everyone. I think I have the ability to be responsible for everyone. This is the first step for me to start being responsible for everyone. A brand-new life needs brand-new things. I think I have the ability to create a brand-new class. I am full of confidence in myself. When gold always shines, I hope it will be me this time. I need my own. My confidence and everyone's approval are useless. I want to be the highlight of today. Please vote for you.

Hello, I'm XX. I think there is a good saying: "Soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers." Here I apply a sentence: "Students who don't want to be monitor are not good students." How do you say this? Because the so-called "monitor" is "the leader of a class", we should first set an example for the whole class, play an exemplary role, and set an example everywhere. Secondly, we should manage the class and classmates well and serve the public. It can be said that every classmate running for monitor is good.

I think I have the ability to be an excellent monitor. First of all, I think my grades are generally good and I am qualified to be an example for my classmates. But there are still many shortcomings, but I will try to correct them. Secondly, I have been a class cadre since the second grade of primary school, and I have some experience in class management more or less, but of course I have not done well enough. I will try my best to overcome my weaknesses in my work. Last but not least, I am confident to be the monitor of our class.

Although I have never been a monitor before, I feel I have experience because of the opportunity. No one is a born monitor. I hope everyone can give me such an opportunity.

I will take this opportunity to show my talents and show my best to everyone.

If I become a monitor, I will be more strict with myself, make myself do better, become an example for everyone, and make our class better and become the leader of the whole grade. Of course, if you are not satisfied with me, or if I have done something wrong, you are welcome to "criticize" me.

This is the end of my speech. I hope my classmates will vote for me.

Thank you.

The monitor's campaign words:

Student:

Hello!

Today, the only purpose for me to go on stage is to run for "monitor"-monitor.

First of all, I have been a monitor for four years and have enough experience. Even so, I will still be an out-and-out civilian monitor, without "bureaucratic attitude" and "bureaucratic atmosphere"; Less is timid and selfish, and more is proactive.

Second: I get along well with my classmates. I should be a bridge between teachers and classmates. I can give my classmates' reasonable suggestions to the teacher and convey their difficulties to the teacher. I promise to do it at any time and under any circumstances. First of all, "think about what students think and worry about their urgency."

Third: as the core of a team, the monitor should have great virtue and the power to control the overall situation. I believe I am qualified.

I firmly believe that this campaign speech will bring me the next inaugural speech with my cutting-edge "official concept", my courage and talent, and my deep friendship with you in the same boat.

Students, please believe me, vote for me and give me a chance to exercise! I will stand the test. I believe that with our joint efforts and giving full play to everyone's intelligence, our class work will be excellent!

Thank you! !

The above is the manuscript, and the following is the way to deal with interpersonal relationships:

I am a junior high school student. The teacher asked me to be a junior high school student. I have been a junior high school student for three years. Tell me about my experience!

In terms of management discipline, I am never vague and I never mumble. One is one. On the basis of management discipline, the first thing that needs to be established is prestige. I'll just talk about how to establish prestige.

There are two ways to learn well, one is to rely on strength, and the other is to buy people's hearts with achievements. As the saying goes, "a tree attracts the wind." Learn well, everyone wants to be with him. Over time, without any action, the whole class is almost the same. If he is still a cheerful person, there is no need to argue, he will win! The second method is to use your heart. It doesn't matter if you don't study well, it depends on the word "righteousness", but you need to take the initiative. In some small aspects, such as he didn't bring a book, you lend it to him, or other small things, such as students, are easy to buy, and he will help you "at all costs" anything that moves him. After a while, you will socialize there, and soon you will socialize there.

As for interpersonal communication, I am the best at it. Good interpersonal skills inspire everything, so the most important thing is interpersonal skills. Let me teach you. People who don't believe in integrity are open and poised. . . . . . "Such nonsense, it is important to take practical action, interpersonal communication is important, don't offend others, even if you do, you should keep it from him, don't let him know, comfort him more afterwards, so that both sides will do a good job, communicate with him actively on the basis of not offending him, find more opportunities to help him, and then do something that makes him happy or moved casually, and you can make a decision soon. The most important thing is not to bully others just because you are the monitor, and get along with them as equals. I am, talking and laughing with the class, and socializing with those who don't study well (when the teacher doesn't know). "Black" and "white" will do. Your seat is not only safe, but also good interpersonal communication. Why not? Hee hee ~ ~ the most important thing is to rely on grades, come on! I wish you good grades in the exam and sit on your monitor as soon as possible!

Dear teachers and students:

There is a girl (or boy, abbreviated below) who is lively, cheerful and loves groups; There is a girl who is United with her classmates and has love; There is a girl who is diligent, curious and helpful. Although she is not perfect, she is not without merit; Although she is not the best in everyone's mind, she is the hardest. She listened to everyone's opinions with an open mind and tried to do her job well. She believes that self-confidence is the first secret of success. She is confident of gaining everyone's trust. Who is this girl? It's me-XXX.

Trust me!

Today, I am honored to stand on the podium and run for the post of class cadre with so many students who are willing to contribute to the class. I think I will be a good class cadre with strong energy and clear mind, and give full play to my strengths to help my classmates and Class X make progress together.

The primary school has never left the class cadres for a year, but it is very clean and has no "bureaucratic atmosphere" and "bureaucratic atmosphere"; Less is timid and selfish, more is bold and enterprising.

I think I should be a doer and don't need those beautiful words to decorate. Work has trained me, and life has made me. Dale Carnegie said, "Don't be afraid to sell yourself. As long as you think you are talented, you should think you are qualified for this or that position. " .

I believe that this campaign speech will definitely bring me the next inaugural speech with my cutting-edge "official concept", my courage and talent, and my deep friendship with everyone in the same boat. At any time, under any circumstances, I will first "think about what my classmates think and worry about what their classmates are anxious about." I never believe in the belief that nothing is a job. On the contrary, I think a class cadre "did nothing". Because I usually get along well with everyone and have good interpersonal relationships, which objectively reduces the resistance to work. I will be with the students in their prime, pointing out the mountains and sending out the cry of our youth. When there is a conflict between teachers and students, I must distinguish right from wrong and dare to stick to my principles. Especially when the teacher's statement or practice is not completely correct, I will dare to actively fight for the legitimate rights and interests of my classmates. If my classmates don't trust me, they can always impeach me with a "no-confidence case". Don't worry, impeaching me won't be as troublesome as impeaching Clinton, and I won't stick around.

Since it is a flower, I will open it; Since I am a tree, I will grow into a pillar; Since it is a stone, I will pave the road; Since I am a class cadre, I will become an excellent navigator!

The brilliance of meteors comes from the friction of celestial bodies, the brilliance of pearls comes from the tears of shells, and the Excellence of a class comes from the leadership of class cadres and the joint efforts of all students.

I believe that with the help of my classmates, I can do this job well. It is precisely because of this internal driving force that I felt confident when I stepped onto this podium.

Will your hand holding the ballot still hesitate? Thank you for your trust!

Student:

Hello!

Today, the only purpose of my coming onto the stage is to run for outstanding class cadres.

I believe I am qualified. First of all, I have the ability to handle all kinds of affairs in my class. Because I have a high ability of organization and coordination, with this advantage, I promise to mobilize the enthusiasm of the class Committee, so that each class Committee can foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, promote each other, complement each other and form a fist advantage. Secondly, I also have strong adaptability. As the saying goes, "don't be surprised when something happens, don't panic when something happens." I can handle all kinds of accidents and minimize the losses. Thirdly, I believe that I can sacrifice my personal interests for the overall interests of the class, and I can "bear the burden of humiliation" when necessary. Finally, because I usually get along well with everyone and have good interpersonal relationships, this objectively reduces the resistance to work.

Students, please believe me, vote for me and give me a chance to exercise! I will stand the test. I believe that with the joint efforts of all of you and giving full play to your intelligence, our class affairs will be excellent, and our class will surely rank among the advanced classes in the city and step into new glory!

Dear teacher and dear partner:

Hello everyone! My name is Bao Kexin. Today, I stood on the podium for the first time to give a speech. The first speech was to run for the monitor. At this moment, I am very excited and nervous. The monitor is a position that many students yearn for, and needs a capable and caring person to take it. I believe I have this ability. I am the monitor of Grade One and Grade Two. Will you continue to give me this chance? Let my childhood diary leave good memories of serving the whole class! I am warm and cheerful, love groups, unite my classmates and have love. My weakness is that I look down on poor students and don't like other people's suggestions. In the future, I will get rid of these shortcomings.

If I am elected monitor, I will do this job well with abundant energy and clear mind. I will hold a series of activities such as recitation and speech, and of course I won't say much about many others. I think we should all be doers, and we don't need those beautiful words to decorate. If I lose the election, it means that I still have many shortcomings, and I will continue to improve myself.

Work has trained me, and life has made me. Dale Carnegie said, "Don't be afraid to sell yourself. As long as you think you are talented, you should think you are qualified for this or that position. " .

Students, trust me, support me, please vote for me, thank you!

Bao Kexin

(2)

Today, my only goal of standing on the podium is to be the "monitor"-the monitor. What an ideal position the monitor is. Of course, I am also eager to be a veritable monitor. I am confident, competent and responsible before the post of class cadre.

I dare not say that I am the most suitable, but I dare say that I will work hard!

If I become a monitor, I will be strict with myself and set an example for my classmates. I believe that with our joint efforts, we will give full play to everyone's intelligence and make our class form a United and enterprising collective;

If I become a monitor, I will regard class activities as a place to show my strengths and hobbies, regard learning as a pleasure and help each other in the group;

If I become a monitor, I will recommend several good books every week to encourage everyone to choose and buy good books.

If you have any questions about me, please don't be afraid of me, just ask me, and I will accept them and correct them.

Please, teachers and students, trust me and support me. I will do it.

Zhang Yunying

(3)

Hello, everyone, I'm Xue Yunke, and I'm here to participate in the cadre election of Class 3 (6). I have been a good student and class cadre for four consecutive semesters.

The purpose of my participation in the election is to give full play to my advantages and help my classmates and Class 3 (6) make progress together.

My advantages are: I listen carefully in class, finish my homework carefully, unite with my classmates and draw well. I once won the National Children's Painting Gold and Silver Award!

But I also have many shortcomings: I don't speak actively in class and I move too slowly.

I hope everyone can help me correct my shortcomings, and I hope everyone will vote for me.

thank you

Xue yunke

(4)

I want to run for class cadre for the following reasons: First of all, I am studious and have good grades, and I am a good student that both teachers and parents can rest assured. Secondly, I am a versatile girl. I like singing, dancing and drawing. I won a gold medal in the Beijing Dance Competition last year.

I am honest and kind. I always feel uncomfortable when I do something wrong without telling my family. I always have to say something to feel comfortable. And I always cry every time I see a touching scene.

But my courage is a little weak. I want to be a class cadre mainly to exercise myself and make myself bolder. If I am not chosen, I will never lose heart. I will be more strict with myself and try to be selected next time. Please trust me and vote for me! Thank you!

Xu Yijun

(5)

Dear teachers and students:

The new semester has begun, and we have entered the learning stage of Grade Three, and then the class cadre election of the new semester has also begun.

Last semester, I made some achievements in the work of class cadres and won the trust and support of teachers and classmates. However, people are not perfect. Usually in class, I am a little afraid to raise my hand and speak boldly. I am always as timid as a mouse, afraid of making mistakes and being afraid of classmates' jokes. Now, I decided to get rid of these problems in the new semester. Strive to be a qualified and excellent class cadre.

To be a qualified and excellent class cadre, I think we should first think well, study well and be in good health. If I can be a class cadre in the new semester, I will definitely use the primary school code to strictly demand my own code of conduct, set an example, study hard, do a good job in every class, do a good job diligently, and actively be a teacher's little helper and a class committee's little assistant, for example, to create a clean and beautiful learning environment and make my own contribution, so that our class can go up a storey still higher in the new semester.

Please vote for me!

Yang Lin

(6)

Hello, teachers and students:

I'm Yin Peicheng, and I'm running for class cadre today. This is my campaign speech. My advantage is that I concentrate on class, can hand in my homework to the teacher on time, unite my classmates and respect the teacher. My shortcoming is that I don't speak actively in class and my handwriting is not very good. I think to be a class cadre, one is to study hard, the other is to unite and care for classmates, and the third is to be a good teacher's assistant and complete the class affairs assigned by the teacher. If I succeed in the election, I will do it seriously.

(You can write it on the blackboard)

Speaking of which, I believe everyone should know my name and the position I am running for.

As the old saying goes, "No rules, no Fiona Fang." This shows that discipline is so important. Standing here now can prove that I have enough courage and ability to be a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

Maybe I don't have a gorgeous appearance, but I have an innate sense of responsibility, which is less spoiled and more set an example.

Maybe I don't have rich experience, but I will make persistent efforts, be sensitive and studious, be less ignorant and reckless, and be more modest and calm.

Maybe my appearance is serious, but I am full of enthusiasm, less is high above, and more is getting along well.

Today, I run for this position, one is to show myself, but more is to serve the class.

Give me a chance to turn the blunt term of discipline into an amiable habit! Please vote for me. thank you ...

I am a poor scholar, please forgive me, and please brainstorm ...

This is the manuscript I ran for the student union. You just need to change it a little.

Dear students and teachers:

Hello everyone! First of all, thank you for your support, and also thank the school for providing this opportunity for me to participate in the competition and show my ambition. Today, I come to stand for election with only one purpose: everything is for everyone and can benefit everyone. I believe that with the help of my classmates, I can do this job well. It is precisely because of this internal driving force that I felt confident when I stepped onto this podium.

I think I am very suitable to be the president of the student union. First of all, I love my job. Counting primary schools, the ten-year "length of service" of student cadres is not short, which gives me considerable management experience and leadership ability. Lively and cheerful, I actively participated in and organized various activities, in which I showed my talent in singing, dancing, playing the piano and speaking, and won the first prize in speech contest, English recitation and recitation contest, which inspired me to keep moving forward. Hosting is also my unremitting pursuit. I took part in many activities, large and small, from the military training party of Senior One to hosting the TV program of Shengwugao, and then to the first English Festival. It is the hot land of San Wugao that provides me with the opportunity to exercise and enrich myself. In addition, in the activity, I didn't slack off my study at all, and my grades were among the best in my grade. I think I have enough time and energy to carry out activities after studying.

If I am elected, I will further strengthen my self-cultivation and strive to improve and perfect my own quality. I will always ask myself to be "honest and fair"; Ask yourself to "be strict with yourself and be lenient with others"; I ask myself to be "ready to help others, respect the old and love the young" and so on. In a word, I will try my best to put the responsibilities of the president of the student union and personal ideology and morality in place at the same time.

If I become the president of this student union, my first thing is to call my cabinet ministers to hold the first cabinet meeting, listen to their opinions and suggestions comprehensively, delegate power and implement the contract responsibility system. We will always follow the principle of "everything for everyone". During his term of office, under limited conditions, he established his own TV station and radio station, established the necessary management system, and set up email addresses for teachers and students. We will hold various forms of sports friendship competitions regularly to make heroes who love sports useful. Art lovers, the school art troupe welcomes you. We will hold our own art festival, Mid-Autumn Festival and Christmas Gala. If possible, it's also good to have a campus image ambassador activity, as well as calligraphy and painting exhibitions, literature clubs, middle school students' forums, social practice (including outing activities that everyone is interested in) ... In short, each of us can find our own position in the student union, and our after-school life can definitely be colorful! We will be with students in their prime, pointing out the mountains and sending out the cry of our youth! Strive to make the student union a bridge between school leaders and students, a link between teachers and students, an organization that dares to reflect students' opinions and demands and safeguard their legitimate rights and interests. The new student union will no longer be a mere decoration, but a veritable existence that makes a difference!

Since it is a flower, I will open it; Since I am a tree, I will grow into a pillar; Since it is a stone, I will pave the road; Since I am the president of the student union, I will be an excellent navigator!

Delegates, isn't the president of the student union the person you expect to dare to think, dare to say and dare to do? I am very willing to be the public servant you expect. Will you still hesitate if you hold the ballot? Thank you for your trust!

Or leaders and classmates:

Hello everyone! First of all, thank you for giving me this opportunity to show myself! The class cadres shall practise fair, just and open competition for posts. On the one hand, I firmly support it, on the other hand, I actively participate. I stand here in the spirit of training myself and serving everyone, hoping to get your support. ; My name is XX, and I am X years old this year. Today, I am competing for the post of secretary of the Youth League Committee. There are three reasons: first, I think it is conducive to improving my overall quality and developing myself in an all-round way. I think the more attractive and challenging the new job and new environment, the more I can learn new knowledge, open up new horizons and tap new potential. Challenges and opportunities coexist, and pressure and motivation coexist. The purpose of this competition for new posts is to exercise themselves, improve their comprehensive quality and serve the people better in the future. Secondly, I think I have the necessary political and personal qualities for this position. First of all, I have a strong professionalism, serious and responsible work, and diligence. Secondly, I have a wide range of interests, active thoughts, strong ability to accept new things, pay attention to giving play to subjective initiative in my work, and have a belief in accepting challenges. Full of enterprising spirit, which will help to open up a new situation in work. Third, I am cautious and rigorous. I believe that "two heads are better than one". I know how to seek the opinions of others in time, believe in the collective strength, and will not act blindly and arbitrarily. ; Thirdly, I think I have the necessary knowledge and ability to undertake this position. First of all, I think I have a good understanding and judgment. Several opportunities to speak on stage have taught me some language arts of talking and speaking with people. Constantly enhance their language skills. Third, I believe in honesty and decency. I am good at caring for others, being good at communicating with others and having good organization and coordination skills. Win their support. To sum up, I think I have the qualification to be the secretary of the Youth League Committee. If I am lucky enough to compete successfully, I will find my place soon. I will, under the leadership of the school and the Communist Youth League Committee at a higher level, adhere to the reality, keep pioneering and innovating, keep pace with the times, do a good job conscientiously and comprehensively, and ensure that the work is implemented. If I am elected to this position, I will study and work hard as always. Finally, I just want to say one thing, that is: give me a chance and I will give you a satisfaction! Thank you! !

Please vote for the most suitable candidate fairly, although I also hope that the lucky one is me! Thank you very much

I am original.

Today, I am honored to stand on the podium and run for the post of class cadre with so many students who are willing to contribute to the class. I think I will be a good class cadre with strong energy and clear mind, and give full play to my strengths to help my classmates and Class X make progress together.

The primary school has never left the class cadres for a year, but it is very clean and has no "bureaucratic atmosphere" and "bureaucratic atmosphere"; Less is timid and selfish, more is bold and enterprising.

I think I should be a doer and don't need those beautiful words to decorate. Work has trained me, and life has made me. Dale Carnegie said, "Don't be afraid to sell yourself. As long as you think you are talented, you should think you are qualified for this or that position. " .

I believe that this campaign speech will definitely bring me the next inaugural speech with my cutting-edge "official concept", my courage and talent, and my deep friendship with everyone in the same boat. At any time, under any circumstances, I will first "think about what my classmates think and worry about what their classmates are anxious about." I never believe in the belief that nothing is a job. On the contrary, I think a class cadre "did nothing". Because I usually get along well with everyone and have good interpersonal relationships, which objectively reduces the resistance to work. I will be with the students in their prime, pointing out the mountains and sending out the cry of our youth. When there is a conflict between teachers and students, I must distinguish right from wrong and dare to stick to my principles. Especially when the teacher's statement or practice is not completely correct, I will dare to actively fight for the legitimate rights and interests of my classmates. If my classmates don't trust me, they can always impeach me with a "no-confidence case". Don't worry, impeaching me won't be as troublesome as impeaching Clinton, and I won't stick around.

Since it is a flower, I will open it; Since I am a tree, I will grow into a pillar; Since it is a stone, I will pave the road; Since I am a class cadre, I will become an excellent navigator!

The brilliance of meteors comes from the friction of celestial bodies, the brilliance of pearls comes from the tears of shells, and the Excellence of a class comes from the leadership of class cadres and the joint efforts of all students.

I believe that with the help of my classmates, I can do this job well. It is precisely because of this internal driving force that I felt confident when I stepped onto this podium.

Will your hand holding the ballot still hesitate? Thank you for your trust!

Dear students:

Hello everyone! First of all, thank you for giving me this opportunity to show myself! The class cadres shall practise fair, just and open competition for posts. On the one hand, I firmly support it, on the other hand, I actively participate. I stand here in the spirit of training myself and serving everyone, hoping to get your support. ; My name is XX, and I am X years old this year. Today, the position I am competing for is xxx. There are three reasons: first, I think it is conducive to improving my overall quality and developing myself in an all-round way. I think the more attractive and challenging the new job and new environment, the more I can learn new knowledge, open up new horizons and tap new potential. Challenges and opportunities coexist, and pressure and motivation coexist. The purpose of this competition for a new position is to exercise myself and improve my comprehensive quality so as to better serve my classmates in the future. Secondly, I think I have the necessary political and personal qualities for this position. First of all, I have a strong professionalism, serious and responsible work, and diligence. Secondly, I have a wide range of interests, active thoughts, strong ability to accept new things, pay attention to giving play to subjective initiative in my work, and have a belief in accepting challenges. Full of enterprising spirit, which will help to open up a new situation in work. Third, I am cautious and rigorous. I believe that "two heads are better than one". I know how to seek the opinions of others in time, believe in the collective strength, and will not act blindly and arbitrarily. ; Thirdly, I think I have the necessary knowledge and ability to undertake this position. First of all, I think I have a good understanding and judgment. Several opportunities to speak on stage have taught me some language arts of talking and speaking with people. Constantly enhance their language skills. Third, I believe in honesty and decency. I am good at caring for others, being good at communicating with others and having good organization and coordination skills. Win their support. To sum up, I think I have the qualification of xxx. If I am lucky enough to succeed in the competition, I will find my place soon. Under the guidance of my teacher, I will persist in combining with the reality, keep pioneering and innovating, keep pace with the times, be meticulous and do my work well in an all-round way. If I am elected to this position, I will study and work hard as always. Finally, I just want to say one thing, that is: give me a chance and I will give you a satisfaction! Thank you! !

At the beginning of the new semester, the class should choose class cadres. I am a little girl who loves her class and cares about the group. I really want to be a class cadre. I can strictly demand myself to set an example and make myself more confident. There are many positions I want to be, and I want to be the monitor of sports most. Because I like this job. I've done it before and I'm very skilled. I can work well and have no sense of distance.