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What should I say if someone comes to steal vegetables?

Landlord, my welcome to the farm is "Thank you, I will remember to pick your dishes".

"Students should keep in touch when they have something to do and keep in touch when they have nothing to do."

"Steal again, and I'll play dead for you."

When killing insects, "it will be very comfortable to lie on it."

Ranch dialect:

"Let go of that girl!"

"This is the same root, why rush to fry!"

I hope this can help you and be adopted ~ ~ ~