Classic sentences of women and men

1, men rely on money to attract people and fall for it; Women are attracted by beauty and fall for it.

2. Men can keep their mouths shut for others; Women can keep their mouths shut for themselves.

The biggest trouble for men is that they have too little money, and the biggest trouble for women is that they have too much money.

4. It is a whim for a man to get married; Women get married to tie men.

5. A real man will never deliberately be melodramatic; A real woman will never wear makeup.

6. Ugly men study hard to beautify themselves; Ugly women dress up to decorate themselves.

7. What men don't understand most is women; The last thing a woman understands is herself.

8. There are many hypocrites among men; There are many bitches among women.

9. No strong man can beat a woman; Any feminine woman can't beat a strong woman.

10, men love money and give more to women; A woman loves money, so give it to her lover.

1 1, men are the most stupid in love; Women in love are the most beautiful.

12, men like to keep accounts when there is no money at home, and women like to keep accounts when there is money at home.

13, most men asked by universities are poor and easily despised by women; Women are knowledgeable and mostly educated, which makes men afraid.

14, men always pay attention to any woman; Women are always careful not to look at men

15, failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

16, men are lascivious because of lasciviousness; Women are horny because they are horny.

17, beautiful men like to be appreciated by women; Beautiful women like to admire themselves.

18, men are easily fascinated by the beauty of women and forget her words; It is easy for a woman to be fascinated by a man's words and forget his appearance.

19, men who think they know women often can't marry comfortable women; Women who think they know men often commit themselves to smelly men or be alone.

20. Men are extravagant and commit heinous crimes; Women are extravagant enough to sell their virginity.

2 1, there are many nerds among men; There are no nerds among women, and it is impossible for a woman to study without physical defects and mental disorders.

22. A man with a lover is called conquest, and a woman with a lover is called stupidity.

23. Men are smart in big things and confused in small things; Women are confused about big things and smart about small things.

24. When a person is hypocritical, he talks about morality; Women also talk about chastity when they are hypocritical.

25. Men are the masters outside; A woman is the master of the family.

26. When a man chooses a woman, he always chooses the best instead of caring about her heart; When a woman chooses a man, she always chooses the richest man, regardless of his heart. Exactly the same!

27. Men who are used to listening to women are very confused; Women who are used to listening to men are stupid.

28, men want to cheat women, most people will be fooled; Women want to cheat men, and men are wiped out, and no one is spared.

29, men are amiable because of the same; Women are angry because they are fickle.

30. A silent crowd is a beast; Silent women are demons. Ruthless men are mostly romantic; Ruthless women are mostly heartless.

3 1, it is a habit for men to lie, but it is necessary for women to lie.

32. Men like to be passionate about women they don't love; Women like to be indifferent to the man they love.

33. Feminization of men is a stupid move that you don't understand women; Feminization is an elegant gesture to attract men.

34. When a man faces a group of women, don't discuss appearance; When a woman faces a group of men, don't discuss wealth.

35. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.

36, lazy man, the ear is the most disobedient; Lazy women have the most obedient tongue.

37. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

38. Beautiful women like to praise other women for their beautiful clothes, while rich men like to praise other men for their high income, and the final result is to lead the topic to themselves.

39. The more mature men are, the more they like young women. The more mature a woman is, the more she longs for an old man.

40. think that men should raise women; When a woman raises a man, that man is considered a coward.

4 1, men are willing to die under the pomegranate skirt; Women are willing to die in a lie. Men try their best to rewrite history and make a name for themselves through the ages; Women manipulate men with charm and charm, leaving a lasting stigma for themselves.

42. Men often laugh when they are happy; Women often cry with joy when they are happy.

43. Men cheat women with sweet words; Women cheat men with coquettish gestures.

44. Men often cry because of their careers; Women often cry because of love.

45. Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.

46. Men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.

47. Men engage in literature to survive; Women engage in literature to show their literary talents.

48. People's landing on people is capital surplus; Women are too old to be human.

49. People speak with their mouths; Women make eye contact when they talk.

50. Ugly men often develop the habit of silence; Ugly women tend to be violent.

5 1, women often say that they are miserable when comforting women; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

52. When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house, and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.

53. Men devote their lives to women; Women devote their lives to clothing.

54. Men always doubt the loyalty of their girlfriends; Women always doubt their boyfriends' money.

55. The most boring person in the world is a man; The most puzzling thing in the world is women.

56. Men are born of women; Women are made by men.

57. Men are immoral and conscientious; A woman is immoral and has no conscience.

58. Men pretend to be pitiful in front of women to impress Yixin; Women pretend to be cute in front of men to soften their hearts.

59. Men keep silent about annoying women; Women scold annoying men.

60. Men's prejudice is born from the brain; Women's prejudice is from the heart. The former can be corrected and the latter can't be corrected.

6 1, men are played by women; Women are played by vanity.

When a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife. When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

63. Men's wear has changed for decades; Women's clothes are changed dozens of times a year.

64. Men disguise themselves with knowledge; Women disguise themselves with clothes.

65. Men sell women verbally; Women betray men verbally.

66. Men cheat because they are premeditated, while women cheat because they suppress loneliness.

67. Men always say that a woman is beautiful first, and then she is rich. Women always discuss whether a man has money first, and then whether he is handsome or not.

68. A man's sweat is called smelly sweat; The sweat that women shed is called sweet sweat.

69. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

70. Most men talk about beautiful women, charming women and finally marry ugly women; Most women love handsome guys and rich people, and finally marry ugly and poor men. God always plays tricks on people.

7 1, the stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt for the first time.

72. There are few heroes among men. There are many beautiful women.

73. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman on his own initiative, and it is a premeditated event for a woman to kiss a man on her own initiative.

74. Mediocre men always pretend to be mysterious in front of women; Mediocre women always show everything in front of men without reservation.

75. The value of a man is dignity, and a man who has lost his dignity rarely turns over in his life; A woman's chastity is precious, but a woman who loses her chastity can easily turn over.

76. Women are always afraid of men and don't like men as soon as they go to bed; Men usually think that women are coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed.

77. Most celebrities are hypocrites; Most famous women are real villains.

78. In the past, men competed for women; Now, women compete for men.

79. Men love to talk big; Women like to lie.

80. Men are naturally self-righteous; Women are naturally hesitant.

8 1, men are dirty in their mouths, not in their hearts; Women's filth, both verbal and internal, is completely terrible.

82. Men always make rules to bind women, but they can't. Women always use the system to determine their status, but they can't make their own decisions and make systems like men.

83. Men become villains because of women; Women become villains because of curiosity.

84. Men are interested in power struggles; Women like men.

85. Men's knowledge is intangible assets; A woman's looks are tangible assets. But both are assets.

86. Men like their women to be pursued by other men; Women like their men to be jealous by other women.

87. Most men's reputations are ruined by women; Most women's reputations are ruined by themselves.

88. Men love fame and fortune; Women like to find bargains.

89. Men are the most attractive when they are old; Women are weakest when they are old.

90. If a person wants to be relaxed and happy, he must have ambition. If a woman wants to be relaxed and happy, she must be beautiful.

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