The circle of friends is short and funny.

The circle of friends is short and funny.

The circle of friends is short and funny. More and more people like to establish personalized conversations online. Some people like to express their status by posting some funny personality conversations in their circle of friends! Look at the circle of friends with me. Let's make it simple and funny. Choose one and send it to someone you care about!

The circle of friends is short and funny. Let's start with 1 1. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

Someone said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

Life is not only the present, but also countless homework.

4. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

5, don't make excuses for yourself, don't blame constipation on gravity.

It rained today. I'm really worried. I'm afraid I'm cute.

7. What's really terrible is not playing the lute to the cow, but that the cow has been playing the lute to you.

8, a lot of things to digest, so the more you grow up, the fatter you get.

9. I will be friends with whoever says I am white, thin and beautiful.

10, it's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

1 1, youth is running wildly, and then falls nobly.

12, beautiful women all look the same, but dinosaurs have their own ugliness.

13, those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves.

14, I'm still lying in bed, not sleeping, it's not insomnia, it's staying up late.

15, the latest wish is: close your eyes to sleep, open your eyes to have you.

16, I look too fat, but I am swollen by life.

17, why give up treatment? The wireless network in the hospital is too bad.

18, I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband's chest.

19, old, coquettish, now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

20. Play hide-and-seek with me and you will lose, because you are in my heart.

2 1, your life is short, but I am fat for a while.

22. You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.

23. I want to be the woman in your heart.

Eason Chan only taught me to sing for ten years, but he didn't teach me to walk for ten years.

25. Getting married was a playboy at first, but getting divorced later was a mistake.

26. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

27. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

28. At that time, I was a simple child, led by you people.

In the last few days of winter vacation, almost every household is brightly lit.

30. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it in one bite and became fat.

3 1, feelings have always been a double-edged sword, which can hurt others as well as yourself.

There is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

33. The foxes in ancient Kyubi no Youko had nine lives. They died in foreign politics and historical geography.

34. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

36. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

37. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

You are not the best, but you are better than anything.

39. Think of me if you have nothing to do. It's not a crime to think about it anyway.

40. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

4 1, the most contradictory thing is, living like a pig, but wanting the Monkey King's figure.

42. Even if you are jealous, pretend to drink soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you!

43. Knowing that this is a world of looking at faces, I took the school's money to have plastic surgery.

44. Your smile is always in my mind and unforgettable.

45. Special people never say they are special, such as me.

46. If you think about me for a hundred seconds, you can summon the dragon.

47. The mission of the alarm clock: wake me up; The cause of death of the alarm clock: woke me up.

48, there is no fate between us, all by my face value.

49. People say I am fat, but in fact I am thin.

I envy you knowing me at such a young age.

5 1, I am really a playboy. Man, just after the summer vacation, I was thinking about the winter vacation.

You should go home early these two days. Many pigs have been stolen recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

53. I want to plant strawberries all over your neck and announce to the world that you are mine.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

I didn't leave my grandfather here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

56. Seeing your natural gaudiness is really good material for sitting on the stage!

57. If you are a flower, that cow will never shit again.

58. The best friend is always a wallet. When we are thin, we feel extremely distressed.

59. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating and no existence.

60. If you dare to marry, I dare to marry.

6 1, before marriage, closer; Get out of the way after marriage.

You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

The circle of friends is short and funny. Let's start with 2 1. That's what I am. I don't cry or make trouble. I'd rather be a child than suffer too much.

In fact, people who always laugh really need someone to hurt them.

3. I am not tall, thin, beautiful, not beautiful and not gentle from time to time.

If heaven is too crowded, we will go to hell together.

5, look at others, see clearly, look at yourself, but so vague. ...

6. There are some things I don't understand, but what can I do if I understand them?

7. I would rather run around and fall down countless times than walk on the right path all my life//

8. Everyday life is repeating, either facing the computer or sleeping. "

9. There is no place to replace home, and no one can replace mom and dad.

10, the son preference problem that China could not solve for thousands of years was actually solved by real estate.

1 1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

12, a little alienation is a sign before leaving.

13, I'm sorry, I'm realistic, I care more about the present than the memories.

14, when you realize that a diamond is more valuable than a glass bead, you have grown up sadly.

15, slowly, grow up, but feel silent, know more, but not happy.

16, every woman wants a man who can love her.

17, I don't know how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic it is.

18, sometimes it's really hard to be a human being. Obviously you don't want to be like this, but the reality can only be like this.

19, my future is simple, as long as the sun is with you.

20. You will never meet the second me, just as I will never meet the second you.

2 1, having someone who knows you is the greatest happiness in life.

22. Everyone's life has an unforgettable and unforgettable period.

23. I am an ordinary woman, not gaudy or coquettish, but unique.

24. My name is Chuhe, and you are my long-lost lunch.

25. Please give me a plate of men with knives and forks (QQ personalized signature).

When you have a cold, look up at the sky, so that you can enjoy the scenery and prevent your nose from staying. ...

27. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

28. Playing cards last night, my buddy said; Turn on your Bluetooth and send me a GREAT GHOST.

Time can dilute everything, but it can also prove everything.

30. The fate is unfinished, and people will eventually return.

3 1, in this empty embrace, I have everything and no heart.

32. The saddest thing in the world is if.

33. Is there a person who you have said countless times to give up, but still can't bear it?

34. Struggle for one year, spring, summer, autumn and winter, and struggle for a lifetime without regrets.

35. I am like this. I can't please everyone.

Although a happy smile is simple, a smile in trouble is not.

37. When you die, my story ends. When I die, your story is still very long.

38. In the end, I still can't guess the people who are confused.

39. In front of money, love is great. In the face of huge amounts of money, love can be exchanged.

40. In other words, I'm not a woman who can leave home and break into the world.

4 1, let nature take its course contains a lot of helplessness.

If you learn to be lonely, you won't feel lonely. "

43. Compare the two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

44. I haven't seen the finale since I was a child!

45. The most stubborn thing is a person's heart.

Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.

47. I would rather die standing than live on my knees.

Times have changed, and nothing can go back to the past.

49. The most painful thing in life is to dream for one night and forget it when you wake up the next day.