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Road storm crosstalk lines

The lines of "Road Storm" crosstalk are as follows:

1, b: I will tell you a cross talk today. A: Hey, say a cross talk. (No spirit) B: This cross talk is about traffic safety. A: ok, traffic safety. (listless) B: I said why you are so listless today. A: Forget it, bad luck!

2. Tell me about it. A: Why do you find it so difficult to walk now? What do you mean? I arrived at school two days ago. I come to school on foot, you know? That sounds very fresh. What are you going to do if you don't do it yourself? I mean I go to school on foot.

3.b: oh! You said walking was terrible. As soon as I got out of the neighborhood, I got on the main road. Wait, why don't you take the sidewalk? I have to cross the road. B: Oh, there is no zebra crossing in front of your community? A: Yes.

Then you are jaywalking! You must take the zebra crossing. Can't we make a detour at the zebra crossing? That takes too many shoes and time. (Draw a circle and spread his hands evenly) B: Look at him lazy (pointing to A) A: As soon as I get on the road, it will be lively. B: Huh? A: There are so many cars on the road that I can't get through!

5. B: Morning rush hour. A: Hey! Come on, take out your rice spoon and dig a tunnel! B: I'm scared, and I'm still a hothead! A: Not bad. A little guy came not far away. I saw my chance. Little guy? A: Not much. It is only a dozen meters long and weighs dozens of tons. It looks lovely. Its scientific name is bus. B: still young?

The history of cross talk

Crosstalk is a traditional performing art form in China, which originated in the late Qing Dynasty and has a history of about 150 years. Crosstalk is a kind of performing art which takes speaking, learning, teasing and singing as the main forms of expression, and reflects social life and expresses thoughts and feelings through humor, irony and simulation.

2. Crosstalk started as a solo performance, and then gradually developed into a group performance of more than two people, interspersed with various forms of performances. During the development of cross talk, many famous cross talk actors appeared, such as Ma, Hou and so on. Their performing arts and styles have had a far-reaching impact on the development of cross talk.

3. The content and form of cross talk are constantly changing with the changes of the times, from satirizing social phenomena and characters at first to reflecting people's lives and emotions later, and the form has also developed from traditional stand-up cross talk and counterpart cross talk to various forms of expression such as group cross talk and sketch now. Crosstalk, with its unique artistic charm, has become an important part of China traditional culture.