One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2

People who can tell jokes are people with a sense of humor, and the possibility of suffering from depression is greatly reduced. Next, let's take a look at100000 cold joke stories and see your humor index!

One hundred thousand cold joke stories (1) 1. Yesterday, I went to the canteen to cook.

Idiot friend asked the chef: What dishes do you have?

Chef: Homemade tofu.

Two goods: lengthen tofu?

How long is the extended tofu?

The chef looks fierce!

I hate being told? Happy singles day? Damn it, I have to say? Thank you? .

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock?

Dear bitter bachelors, if one day your beloved girl, the girl who never wears scarves and scarves, brings scarves and scarves, or brings them at an inappropriate time, please don't ask, let alone forcibly pick them off, because that row of strawberries chewed by dogs will hurt your young heart.

5. 165438+ 10/01commonly known as Singles' Day. At the morning meeting, Manager Li affectionately said to everyone: Today is Singles' Day, and I wish all beautiful women love each other when they get married. Everything will be fine if it ends well. Love is sweet, and career is promoted. Single beauty will meet her prince charming as soon as possible. I hope everyone will not be single today next year, but ...? Xiaoli slipped in halfway: Nunchakus. ?

One hundred thousand cold joke stories (2) 1, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, once used a famous older youth. Male bachelors call? Bare? What's the name of the female bachelor? Mingming? Call it when you're right? Double? .

2. Singles Day? Go to KTV to sing 1 1 a song? 、? Wait until evening 1 1 to go home? 、? Do you have to break one by one to eat fried dough sticks in the morning? 、? After work, bachelor 1 1 or so, one is not much, one is not much. Let's go to dinner and party together. .

Now it's Valentine's Day for primary school students and Singles' Day for middle school students, leaving a group of high school students clamoring for Children's Day all day?

In fact, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

4. Wang Tianlai: What a fuss! I study forensic medicine and know the law!

One hundred thousand cold joke stories (3) 1. Zhao Si, who can get drunk, went to the bus and said to the driver, I only heard that drunk people can't drive, but I didn't hear that drunk people can't ride.

2. Right: In my heart, you will always be Premier Liu.

3. A man took a bowl to pump oil, and he paid the oil seller a silver coin. A silver coin has just filled a bowl with a little oil left.

The oil seller asked him: where should I pour the remaining oil?

? Pour the bottom of the bowl! ? He turned the bowl full of oil upside down, and all the oil in the bowl spilled on the ground, but he had no idea and went home with the little oil at the bottom of the bowl.

My wife, who was baking a pot at home and waiting to cook, saw it and asked him angrily: Is this oil enough for a meal?

? What's your hurry? There's more here. ? With that, he turned the bowl upside down and spilled a little oil from the bottom of the bowl.

4. When a death row prisoner was tied to the execution ground, he unbuttoned his clothes and patted his hand on his chest several times in succession.

People asked him why, and he said? I'm afraid I have a cold. This is no joke. ?

On the way, he was tied to a job, and suddenly he heard the crow. Death row quickly bit his teeth three times, right? Yuan Henry Zhen? I remembered these four words seven times before I breathed a little sigh of relief.

Someone asked him why, and he explained: when you hear crows, there will be disputes between your tongue and mouth, and it will be solved after reading auspicious words several times. ?

When the execution ground was about to be cut down, he said to the executioner: Please clean the blade with thick paper. It is said that the razor used for shaving is not clean, and it will cause sores when shaving. If this knife is not clean now, when will it hurt before it can be cured?

When I was upset, I made a statement: the only thing that this society can give me the same opportunity and hope as others now is at the lottery station! !

The following friend replied: It's really different. People can buy a duplex, but you can't afford it! ! !

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