Quotations from Li Ao

I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, it is not time.

2. It is no fun to be taught by talents in the world; It is a pleasure to be called the best fool in the world.

She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't-that's the difference between a beauty and a hero.

4. You should know that there are wise men and aesthetes behind people; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

5. Timid hypocrites say white is gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.

6. There are failures and heroes, but there are no failed heroes. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are both great success heroes. Heroes never fail. When the sky falls, he goes to catch swans.

7. I have never been arrogant, but I have always been proud.

8. Cherish the sunset glow on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicken on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder, and the blood and tears on the bed.

9. The biggest shame of a politician is to break his word and call it a temporary change.

10, you can't wait for enthusiasm to save people or inspiration to write. Just like prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers. You should do what belongs to you, even if you are forced to.

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12, democracy is a trap: it gives you the right to choose your leaders freely, but only gives you a bunch of bastard choices. You choose, you can only choose a bastard if you choose Whitehead! You can get rid of a big bastard, and then choose a bastard who hasn't grown up yet, and there are a lot of problems that affect our public life.

13, I have two great regrets in my life: First, I can't find such an excellent person as Li Ao as a friend; Second, I can't sit under the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

14. The best way of revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

15, stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.

16, 6. Made in Hong Kong, censored in Beijing, broadcast in Shenzhen.

17, some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

18, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

19, falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

20. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

2 1, if you are weak, you will not live well; To be strong, you must die of natural causes.

22. The way I swear is that others call you a bastard, but I have the ability to prove that you are a bastard.

23. Destroying enemies depends on friends; Destroy friends and rely on friends and wives; Destroying a friend's wife is God's business.

24. When I look for someone I admire, I will look in the mirror.

25, people have long-term concerns, there must be near worries.

26. You should know that behind people are wise men and aesthetes; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

I believe in the law, but I doubt the judge

28. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

29, washing three warmth is that the ass enjoys happiness and the head suffers; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass; Listening to the lectures of scholars in Taiwan Province Province, my head and butt are hard.

30. Finding the extraordinary part of common sense is the extraordinary person.

3 1, the surface calm is actually not calm. -Before the time bomb exploded, the surface was the calmest.

32. God gives you two hands, which means you can't take revenge on him, you have to do it yourself.

33. The new women in the past walked out of the kitchen; Modern new women don't go in at all

34. People are living ghosts and ghosts are dead.

I often doubt that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

36. Don't try to move without capital-you need a handful of rice to steal chickens!

37. The biggest shame of politicians is to break their promises and call them temporary changes.

39. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

40. There are only three kinds of human relations: first, he scolds me with you; Second, you scold him with me; Third, I scold you with him.

4 1, it is wrong to be either an enemy or a friend; Either friends or enemies, that's right. Be lenient with the enemy; Friends should be strictly admitted.

42. There is only one way for a wise man to face Li Ao, and that is to make friends with him desperately. -You must not be the invincible enemy of Li Ao. If you are his enemy, you will hate your friends.

43. Timid hypocrites say white is gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.

44. You should know that behind people are wise men and aesthetes; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

45. People only look at the unhealthy problems of teenagers, but forget to look at the unhealthy problems of old people. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. At all times and in all countries, there have never been so many unhealthy old people gathered together like the Kuomintang regiment, never!

46. When you grow up, you know what it is. The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.

47. The less lovable new women are themselves, the more they complain that others are unlovable.

48. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but beauty is in her own eye.

49. Women have only one view of marriage; Men have 1,001 views on marriage.

50. A master is only responsible for himself, not for the people he saved. The masses are ungrateful and ignorant, and the masses know nothing. Why should they be responsible?

Quotations of Li Ao's mood

1. Teenagers care about size, young people care about length, and old people care about hardness. 2, all women will steal people, as long as there is an opportunity! Women cheat before the age of 30, and catch rape after 30.

3. Men should love women more and know less about women; Women should know more about men and love less about men.

4. Finding the extraordinary part of common sense is the extraordinary person.

When I want to find someone I admire, I will look in the mirror.

6. Marry because you don't know, divorce because you know.

I can't wait for the final trial to clean up all the villains and enemies. In the middle of the road, I will kill him at will.

8. Many people want to scold me. If you want to scold, please line up. It's hard to say whether it's your turn.

9. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't. This is the dividing line between beauty and hero.

10, as the saying goes: He who has no long-term worries will have near worries. Li Ao thinks that if a person has long-term concerns, he will have short-term concerns.

1 1, others call TA a basTArd, but I have a skill, and I can prove that ta is a bastard.

12, stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.

13, I have never been arrogant, but I have always been proud.

14, the new women in the past walked out of the kitchen; Modern new women don't go in at all

15, one of the most annoying jobs in the world is the reason for failure.

16, Sun Yat-sen built castles in the air for the people, but Chiang Kai-shek collected the rent.

I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, it is not time.

18, produced in Hong Kong, censored in Beijing and broadcast in Shenzhen.

19, people are living ghosts, ghosts are dead.

20. Women have only one view of marriage; Men have 1,001 views on marriage.

2 1, sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

22, don't do boring things, the difficulties are endless.

23. When you grow up, you know what it is. The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.

24, the surface calm is actually not calm. Before the time bomb exploded, the surface was the calmest.

25. God gives you two hands, which means you can't rely on him for revenge, you have to do it yourself.

26. I was challenged to say, bring it on. I didn't answer, I just ran away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.

27. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deception; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

28. If you are weak, you can't live well. To be strong, you must die of natural causes.

29. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

30. I often doubt that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

3 1. When new women themselves are less worthy of love, the more they complain that others are not worthy of love.

32. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but beauty is in her own eye.

33. You should know that behind people are wise men and aesthetes; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

34. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary. Enemies don't believe your explanation, and friends don't need your explanation.

35. The way I swear is that people call you a bastard, but I have the ability to prove that you are a bastard.

36. There are only three kinds of human relations: first, he scolds me with you; Second, you scold him with me; Third, I scold you with him.

The best way to get revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

38. Without capital, you don't want to steal a chicken, you want a handful of rice!

39. The best way to get revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

40. Destroying enemies depends on friends; Destroy friends and rely on friends and wives; Destroying a friend's wife is God's business.

4 1, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

42. The biggest shame of politicians is to break their promises and call them temporary changes.

43. The smartest woman becomes a fool on her own emotional issues, and the smartest man becomes a philosopher on her own emotional issues.

44. It is not interesting to be taught by the geniuses in the world; It is a pleasure to be called the best fool in the world.

45. The iron pestle is ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use grinding the wrong material.

46. It is inevitable to get hurt in life, but don't get hurt on your back when you run away. .

47. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't. This is the difference between a beauty and a hero.

48. I have never been afraid that women don't love me. She does not love me, so I love myself more.

49. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

50. Sexually incompetent people like to brag about their sexual abilities. The hormones of this kind of person are all in his mouth.

5 1, some women make men weak all over, and only one place hardens. And some women make men hard all over, only one place becomes soft.

52. Frankenstein is terrible, but metaphysical weirdos are even more terrible. Mou Zongsan and others are typical metaphysical weirdos. His articles and speeches were incomprehensible, but the Kuomintang praised him. -Only assholes praise assholes.

53. The first happiness in life is doing what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is doing what others think you can't do.

Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

55. There are failures and heroes, but there are no failed heroes. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are both great success heroes. Heroes never fail. When the sky falls, he goes to catch swans.

56. The British say that Britain has no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal interests. For me, Li Ao, I have no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal justice.

57. Cherish the sunset glow on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicken on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder, and the blood and tears on the bed.

58. There is only one way for a wise man to face Li Ao, and that is to make friends with him desperately. You must not be the invincible enemy of Li Ao. If you are his enemy, you will hate your friends.

59. Stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart. Stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.

60. There is only one reason to move forward; There are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward all day, but never prove that he is a warrior with one reason.

6 1, I have two great regrets in my life. One is that I can't find a wonderful person like my friend, and the other is that I can't sit down and listen to a wonderful speech.

62. I have two major regrets in my life: First, I can't find such an excellent person as Li Ao as a friend; Second, I can't sit under the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

63. It is wrong to be either an enemy or a friend; Either friends or enemies, that's right. Be lenient with the enemy; Friends should be strictly admitted.

64. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people or inspiration to write a composition. Just like prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers.

65. Timid hypocrites say white is gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.

66, washing three warmth is the ass to enjoy happiness, the head suffers; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass; Listening to the lectures of scholars in Taiwan Province Province, my head and butt are hard.

67, a person over 50 years old, you can't ask yesterday to be better than today; But how can a man know that today is better than yesterday when he is fifty years old?

68. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people or inspiration to write a composition. Just like prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers. You should do what belongs to you, even if you are forced to.

69. Being a martyr is nothing, but being a soldier is smart. I am not only an ordinary soldier, but also a swaggering soldier, a happy soldier, a soldier who makes you laugh and cry!

Before the age of 70 or 50, when you see a girl you like, start immediately; At the age of 60, I was trembling inside; At the age of 70, I saw a girl I liked, turned around and left. it's over

7 1, everyone only looks at the unhealthy problems of teenagers, but forgets to look at the unhealthy problems of the elderly. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. At all times and in all countries, there have never been so many unhealthy old people gathered together like the Kuomintang regiment, never!

72. A master is only responsible for himself, not for the people he saved. The masses are ungrateful and ignorant, and the masses know nothing. Why should they be responsible?

Li Ao's emotional quotations

1. Marry because you don't know, divorce because you know. The best way of revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

3, life is inevitably injured, but don't hurt your back when you run away.

I'm never afraid that women don't love me. She does not love me, so I love myself more.

Teenagers care about size, young people care about length, and old people care about hardness.

6. Sun Yat-sen built castles in the air for the people, but Chiang Kai-shek put away the rent.

7. Nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, which shows two things on the surface.

8. Many people want to scold me. If you want to scold, please line up. It's hard to say whether it's your turn.

9. When a girl falls in love with a man, she will never see his shortcomings.

10, there are many ways to destroy love, but the storm of uprooting is borrowing money.

1 1, falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deception; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

12, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

13, women's physical strength is inherently weak, so they usually like strong men with strong arms.

14, God created men to make him lonely, and women to make him more lonely.

15. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will have no good end.

16, you can get love in any way, but you need wisdom to keep it.

17, people with sexual impotence like to brag about their sexual ability, and the hormones of such people are all in his mouth.

18, love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

19, others call TA a basTArd, but I have a skill, and I can prove that ta is a bastard.

20. Tears are the most primitive weapon for women, and also the most powerful weapon that men can't resist.

2 1, the iron pestle is ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. It's no use grinding the wrong material.

22. Men should love women more and know less about women; Women should know more about men and love less about men.

23. As the saying goes, he who has no long-term worries will have near worries. Li Ao thinks that if a person has long-term concerns, he will have short-term concerns.

24, all women will steal people, as long as there is an opportunity! Women cheat before the age of 30, and catch rape after 30.

If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

26. What a person can do is worthwhile: like what you like, fight what you don't like, and live what you hate!

27. The way I swear is that others call you a bastard, but I have the ability to prove that you are a bastard.

I can't wait for the final trial to clean up all the villains and enemies. In the middle of the road, I will kill him at will.

29. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't. This is the dividing line between beauty and hero.

30. I was challenged to say, bring it on. I didn't answer, I just ran away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.

3 1, if someone pursues it, there is no woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

32. As long as there is a lower class, I will be the same; As long as there are criminals, I will go with them; As long as there are ghosts in prison, I am not free.

33. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people, nor can you wait for inspiration to write a composition. Just like prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers.

The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is to do what others think you can't do.

Women must understand and remember that men love beautiful women, regardless of age, as long as they are men.

Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

37. Stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart. Stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.

38. Women seldom want to ask themselves: Does he really love me? But she will ask herself 100 times: Is he in love with another woman?

Cherish the sunset glow on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicken on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder and the blood and tears on the bed.

40. Boys, especially those gentlemen, like women's seduction, instead of bothering their women with waiting.

4 1, dealing with women always ends like this: love is dedicated to her; All women deserve special love.

42. Some women make men weak all over, but only one place is hard. And some women make men hard all over, only one place becomes soft.

43. The smartest woman becomes a fool on her own emotional issues, and the smartest man becomes a philosopher on her own emotional issues.

44. This is life. You can't choose everything. You took something and didn't take it. If you don't take it, you must face the loss calmly. What you lose, you gain.

45. There is a reason to move forward. People are looking for a hundred reasons to prove that they are not cowards, but they refuse to find a reason to prove that they are warriors.

46. I have two great regrets in my life. One is that I can't find such a wonderful person as Li Ao as my friend, and the other is that I can't sit on the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

47. When a young girl meets someone for the first time to propose marriage (courtship), even if she is willing to agree, she always refuses verbally, and sometimes even refuses him two or three times.

48. In fact, this is life. You can't choose everything. You took something and didn't take it. If you don't take it, you have to face what you have lost. What you lose, you gain. .

49. No, if you can stand loneliness, you will lose. There is no loneliness at all. Note that this is the most fundamental problem. If you endure loneliness, you entangle with it, and you lose.

50. Nothing attracts women more than eloquence. Poor women, they don't know how many times an obedient boyfriend is better than a talking boyfriend.

5 1, there is only one reason to move forward; There are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward all day, but never prove that he is a warrior with one reason.

Before the age of 52 or 50, when you see a girl you like, start immediately; At the age of 60, I was trembling inside; At the age of 70, I saw a girl I liked, turned around and left. It's over.

53. Being a martyr is nothing, but being a soldier is smart. I am not only an ordinary soldier, but also a swaggering soldier, a happy soldier, a soldier who makes you laugh and cry!

54. A woman in love requires her lover to be a hero, a giant, a demigod, and not completely owned by him, so she will be happy only if she has him completely.

Although there are many kinds of people in the world, you can only be one kind of person, and you can only choose to be one kind of person. At the same time, you have to refuse to be many other kinds of people, although there are still many interesting and attractive elements.

56. No one is worth fighting with, and everyone must apologize to me. No one can beat me, because I am invincible. Don't argue with me, one more word will expose one more point of stupidity.

57. The elements to win the favor of women are probably: firm will, determination, courage, kindness and integrity. On the contrary, intellectual excellence has no direct or instinctive power on women.

58. Franklin made a very touching remark. He said: Where there is freedom, there is my motherland. This sentence was rewritten by Li Ao as this is my country, and I want to set it free.

59. He sat by the water, his thoughts drifting, just like duckweed on the water. But who deserves duckweed? Duckweed still has roots, but I, the emperor, was imprisoned on an island and even uprooted.

60. A truly good man must be a man of great wisdom, benevolence and courage, arrogant and maverick, praised by the whole world without advice, and not discouraged by the whole world, although thousands of people in Qian Qian have gone on.

6 1, Frankenstein is terrible, but the metaphysical weirdo is even more terrible. Mou Zongsan and others are typical metaphysical weirdos. His articles and speeches were incomprehensible, but the Kuomintang praised him. Only assholes praise assholes.

62. The British say that Britain has no permanent friends or enemies, only permanent interests. For me, Li Ao, I have no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal justice.

63. Li Ao commented on Japanese porn: Japanese porn girls are better at calling the bed than American porn girls, because Japanese women are more careful and connected. Li Ao said that watching American porn is like watching the Three People's Principles.

64. Women are a big obstacle to men's future. It is not easy to fall in love with a woman and want to do one more thing. There is only one way for you to fall in love with a woman conveniently and without any hindrance from her, and that is to get married.

65. Someone asked Yu Guangzhong: Li Ao finds fault with you every day, but you never respond. Why? I hesitated for a moment and answered: scolding me every day means that he can't live without me; And I ignored him, proving that I could live without him.

66. Women will ignore themselves in happy love. When she has a premonition of danger, she will start to care about her manners, clothes and appearance again, start to tidy up her room and take the initiative to hang out in social places. This position is like fighting a war.

67. Don't love so much, just a little. The love of others is like the depth of the sea. Don't love so much, just a little. Other people's love is eternal, but mine is short-lived. Not so much, just a little. People give you the glad eye, and I only peek at you.

68. People's pain is that they can only fight the enemy, not their friends; Or you can only fight with your friends, not yourself. Only brave and fearless people can fight against themselves, against themselves today and yesterday.

69. People only look at the unhealthy problems of teenagers, but forget to look at the unhealthy problems of old people. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. At all times and in all countries, there have never been so many unhealthy old people gathered together like the Kuomintang regiment, never!

70. If a person always hides in front of the person he loves most, so that he (she) doesn't know that he (she) is interested in her (him), then she (he) may not have a chance to win his (her) goodwill; Then it's no use keeping everyone in the dark.

7 1, looking for profitable reading in the world with an affordable mind. You can also learn from Li Ao's reading methods. Read the outline first, and then jump the text with the eyes of the bird watching team. Write down the key points, circle them and even cut them out. This kind of efficient shallow reading is also ruthless.

72. Every woman yearns for love and happiness that people love. Hope to be protected, promoted and sympathized is a characteristic of women. Coupled with sentimentality and uncontrollable, it is often difficult for women to refuse each other. It makes them think they are in love.

You don't know my character, do you? I don't eat at all. I'm a lot like Jews and Israelis. My reaction is quick. We in China think that it is better to lose money than to take advantage, but I have never done so. I used to lose money, but now I want to take advantage of it and get it back. That's what I am. I will never lose!

74. Li Ao is not only a famous writer and a famous political prisoner, but also the king of litigation that everyone fears. In addition to prosecuting the dean, the dean of the Fifth Academy, the president of the Palace Museum, well-known politicians, media leaders and even government agencies on the table are almost doomed to be prosecuted by Li Ao as long as they are locked by Li Ao.

75. The so-called failure is only the first step to success. Success may only take two steps, and failure is half the battle. Success may take ten steps, and failure is one tenth of success. Therefore, don't look at failure in isolation, but look at it as a successful section, a successful section, and look at it together with the power amplifier.

76. I always face any phenomenon I don't understand bravely and don't let it scare me. I stood high on it. Man should think that he is better than the lion, tiger and orangutan, higher than everything in nature, even higher than things he can't understand, such as miracles, otherwise he is just a mouse afraid of everything.

Li Ao's famous saying

Li Ao's famous saying

1, sometimes explanations are unnecessary: enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations, Li Ao.

2, as a weak person, you can't live well; To be strong, you must die of natural causes. Li ao

3. What a person can do is worthwhile: like what you like, fight what you don't like, and live what you hate! Li ao

The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is to do what others think you can't do. Li ao

The way I swear is that people call you a bastard, but I have a skill. I can prove that you are an asshole, Li Ao.

6. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. Li ao

7. If you don't take the initiative, the beauty will let other men climb on her. If you don't refuse, an ugly girl will climb on you. If you don't say yes, no woman will let you climb on her. In fact, work is the same: if you don't take the initiative, good positions will be taken away by others. Don't refuse, everything will be arranged for you, and you will often be criticized. You don't promise that no leader will believe you, because the leader can't feel your determination. Li ao

8. Forget who I am, Li Ao

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