Funny phrases for spending Valentine’s Day alone

The humorous phrases for spending Valentine's Day alone are as follows:

1. Being single is a state. How can you live this day alone if you don't spend it alone!

2. It’s good to be single. I can be romantically involved with others, but I don’t even have a romantic partner.

3. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch others show off your affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.

4. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

5. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I say what’s so big about this? I have been single since I was born.

6. Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and a tomboy in the eyes of others.

7. Whether the baby is long or short, you don’t care if the baby is single.

8. Valentine’s Day is coming, and it’s time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

9. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me turns out to be a single dog.

10. If you ask what Valentine’s Day is in the world, you will be told to torture singles to death.