Talking about Valentine's Day humor

1, parents, please note that if your daughter, February 14, has her hair done, has a deep V-shaped chest and wears perfume. Needless to guess, they all went on a date, even spluttered. Please lock the doors and windows at home that day and confiscate the child's mobile phone. Ignoring subtle movements may give you a grandson. If you are not at ease, please put your daughter in my house for one night. You're welcome. Please call me Lei Feng ~

2, Valentine's Day or something, too vulgar, just want to find someone to spend the Lantern Festival with.

Valentine's day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel to take care of the meal. I will shut up and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

4, Valentine's Day is to keep prostitutes at home and not let her go out! It is a lie to say that "the teacher told 13 to go back to school"!

After so many years, we can finally have a festival on February 14. . . . . . How do you say jiaozi with stuffing is delicious? ~

Four years ago, on Valentine's Day in February 14, I went to the clothing store alone. I was received by three girls my age. When I was picking out clothes, they chatted and said that they had never received flowers since they were so big. Then after I bought clothes, I found a stall nearby and bought them three flowers. They were surprised ~ I was happy to see them ~ I felt very happy in my heart ~

Diaosi: "Alas, I have to be alone this Valentine's Day ...". Goddess: "No, you won't be alone this year!" " "diaosi is furious:" I am not a person, am I a pig? "."I deserve to be single all my life! "

8. My future one: Thank you for not doing anything wrong to me today.

9. Q: What if you don't have a lover on Valentine's Day? God replied: There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's family. How many people will be killed?

10, Valentine's Day is coming, and I'm going to reserve a seat in a restaurant run by a friend of mine. I called and the front desk answered the phone: "Brother Liu, no problem. Anyway, 14 I'll help you adjust a seat. " I said, "I'm not alone. Please book me a box. " Just after that, I heard my friend yell at him, "Did my uncle and aunt come to see you during the Lantern Festival? Come straight! I'll find you a spacious private room. "