Humor routines to amuse girlfriends.

1, without you, my heart stopped beating; If I can't see you, my eyes will be blind; If I can't reach your hand, my hand will lose its temperature; I can't see your smile, my world is only dark!

2, you ignore me, I am like a kite with a broken line, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear has occupied my heart, please reply! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.

3. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine that you are by my side, your smile, your naughty and your lovely, but I find that I will always miss you, so I will always close my eyes and can't open them!

4. I'm so depressed that you ignore me, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, and depression will kill you. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

6. When you fall in love with someone, the air is sweet every day, the food is delicious every day, and the mood is happy every day. You asked me how I knew, because I fell in love with you. This is all personal experience.

7. You can hold your head high and not look at me; You can hold your face high and not look at me; You may not hold my hand, hug me, kiss me or smile, but please don't ignore me.

8. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

9. Without love, people are like grass without sunshine and will eventually decline; Without love, people are like a lake that stirs up a thousand waves, extremely lonely and calm! People need the nourishment of love. Please give me your warmest love.

10, you ignore me, I am like a kite with a broken thread, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear has occupied my heart, please reply to the message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.