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1, the breakup declaration you finished in one minute, but I will forget it for the rest of my life.

You can drink alone, but you can't laugh alone.

There are many passers-by on the road of life, and everyone has his own home. Others go east, west, south and north, and I'll find you.

4. One person cries and one person laughs. One drinks and one makes trouble.

Five, one, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still screaming.

6, the song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

7. Love becomes love without achieving what purpose. No matter what kind of love, it is a kind of beauty and a result. And the love engraved in the bottom of my heart will be truly eternal because of selflessness and indifference to sadness.

8. Autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, which is a tall building.

9. Youth is a constant farewell and reunion.

10, don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

1 1, love is like two people drinking at the same table, I drink, you drink for free, that's all.

I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

13, a person smoking, drinking, climbing mountains, crossing rivers, singing and dancing, walking around, a person sad, happy, indulgent, friendly and ferocious, it is difficult to turn back.

14, many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

15, I wonder whose name I will shout when I am drunk.

16. I will never drink alone again before I forget you. I'm afraid I can't control myself, and calling again will make you angry.

17. Sometimes, I don't expect someone who can drink to accompany me. If someone can accompany me, even if I don't say a word.

18 but since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, although we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.

19. In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

20. The two exchanged flowers, one after another. I'm drunk enough to sleep, and the Ming Dynasty is going to hug me.