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Put a picture of a clown and talk about it.

1, the clown mask is happier than anyone else, but it can't cover those red eyes.

There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.

The younger you are, the less you can compromise to the scandal. Gide

4, the most temperature distance is not that I say nothing, you say nothing, peace of mind, tacit understanding.

We will never forget the truth, but we are more and more likely to lie.

6. No matter how prosperous the process is, it can't change the ending of the song.

7. If you laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

8. How I hope that when I put on my wedding dress and ring seven years later, I will still be the same person I fell in love with when I was sixteen.

9. I bet my life. How can you let me lose?

10, I'm not trying to be brave, but I can hide my panic when I see you.

1 1. When you finally see the gorgeous light, you will understand that all the pain is worth it.

12, others take your things and you give them, so that you will never feel robbed.

13, no matter how thick and warm the quilt is, I still feel sad and insomnia every night.

14, don't think too great of yourself, you know that no matter how well you do in other people's world, you are only a supporting role.

15, if you don't belong to yourself, why care so much?

16, the most surprising thing in the world is that someone you thought you had no chance to get close to actually fell in love with you.

17, if you don't talk, you may not feel nothing. Don't ask, don't be heartless. No tears, not necessarily no tears. Not expressing, not necessarily loving.

18, I am not rare, I am not handsome, I am not beautiful, but I am not hypocritical and will not win people's love.

19, for the sake of future happiness, we have to suffer a little now. Bowing your head is not giving up, giving up is a coward.

20, believe that life is beautiful, believe that life is full of hope, know that people are more important than money, and problems that can be solved with money are not problems.

2 1, will soon quit the campus, and we will soon dominate.

22. We love so deeply, hurt so deeply, are so close, but so far away. Love used to be within reach, but now it is divided.

No woman will love you more than your mother.

I dare say that I love you several times more than you love me. Dare you say so?

Wechat is very funny.

1, the most painful thing in life is being bitten by mosquitoes, but you can't find a suitable place.

2. There is no past and no future.

3, boot, stunned. Turn it off and sleep. In this way, I learned not to wait for your head to flash.

4, I am me, not others, you are you, not others, irreplaceable ~

Everyone has healed the scar and forgotten the pain//

6. I used to think that the world was beautiful and no one shed tears.

7. Maybe a person's life will be better.

8, smashing fireworks, the final interpretation of love.

9. If ESC is the exit key of life, then my ESC key has been pressed for a long time.

10. The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

1 1. Actually, quarreling is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is nothing to say to each other.

12. How to perform Tanabata for two people by one person?

13, I downloaded you, but the installation always failed. Is it really inappropriate or wrong?

14. Life is like a mirror. If you smile at it, it will smile back at you.

15, we want to be happy ~

16. If the direction is wrong, stopping means moving forward.

17, I can't stand it but I can't bear it. Who knows?

18, what happened to fatness? This just shows that my thin body can't hold my great enthusiasm.

19. Good night. You can say it to anyone now.

I don't even miss myself. How can I miss you like a fart?

2 1, because I have loved, I am merciful; Because you know, you are tolerant.

22. The most painful thing is that I wanted to cherish it, but you gave it up.

23. It is not terrible to be lovelorn, but it is terrible not to be lovelorn.

24, ask what the world is, ask people to insert their eyes.

Because of you, I am so persistent.

26, couples who have broken up, it is best not to meet again for a lifetime.

27. I will smile and witness your so-called eternity.

28. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you still need to pick a date?

What I want is simple, but you can't afford it

30. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile.

3 1, life is your own, don't live for the eyes of others.

32. The ending of this scene is prosperous, not beautiful, not dumping the country, but dumping all of me.

When I am sad, many people are laughing.

34. It's easy to lose face if you give more.

35. Good morning and good night. Aren't you happy?

36, life should learn to say three things: forget it, never mind, it will pass.

37. I went to the toilet and found it was dark.

I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street!

39. Be a man, be patient or cruel.

40. Cheating is not popular now, but writing blank papers is popular.

4 1, there is no place to replace home, and no one can replace mom and dad.

42. As the saying goes, if you don't listen to a woman, you will die in front of you.

43, not a couple, but so so ambiguous.

44. I don't know if I don't want it. Classic personalized signature

Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

46. When I'm in a bad mood, I go to the toilet and you shit for me.

47. When fate gave me more choices, it actually gave me more confusion.

48. Is there an impulse to take up your schoolbag and go to school?

Even if the whole world opposes me, I'm afraid I won't give up on you.

50. Time is our only distance.

Talk about inspirational sentences: dress better than anyone else and do worse than anyone else.

1. If a young man can bear and let go of love, he is a wise man. cicero

When a person is young, nothing can knock him down. O'Neal

3. Senior three is only one year.

Only the wise regard life as a festival.

5, we are not afraid of not understanding, but we are afraid of pretending to understand; Not afraid of deficiency, but afraid of satisfaction.

6. Life is not rehearsed, but broadcast live every day.

7. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

8. If you are sincere, the stone will open. Cai e

9. Then we finished the exam and then there was nothing. ................

10, the strong can struggle in the storm of fate. Britain, England

1 1. Sincerely regret, forgive, complain and bear the burden of humiliation. "Peace of mind" in Song Dynasty

12, we are ordinary, so we can only live an ordinary life.

13, faith is more difficult to shake than knowledge; Love is more difficult to change than respect; Hatred lasts longer than disgust. -Hitler

14, one more struggle today and one more laugh tomorrow.

15. Youth is a season of abundant poetry, and old age is more suitable for the harvest of philosophy. Schopenhauer

16, if you want to give up, think about why you persisted for so long.

17, big s means eating a banana every day for a week. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

18. Dress better than anyone else and do worse than anyone else.

19, everyone finally looks more like themselves.

20. Don't go forward, don't know how far it is; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth.

2 1, people with lofty ideals fight against the sky, while those without lofty ideals complain bitterly.

22, don't call my sister a house girl, you can call my sister Madame Curie.

23. People can't always move within flexible limits. Only by breaking out and surpassing can there be a qualitative improvement!

24. Some boys can be called girlfriends, and some girls can be called brothers.

It is easier to hide than to explain, and it is easier to be disappointed than to accept.

1, love hurts once, and I am used to a single bed.

2. Have you ever had a time when you obviously wanted to chat with someone, but you hoped that he would come to you first and stare at his head over and over again?

3. On Tanabata, I will sing "Happy Break-up" in the place where there are the most couples.

4, time is not old, we will not be scattered, the sky will not be blue, I will not give my favorite group of idiots-

5. I love you because of your appearance. If the next generation can, I choose to be a fish, because fish only have seven seconds of memory.

6, money, how many people who love each other can't be together; Money makes many people who don't love each other sleep together.

7, but still in my heart.

8. Youth is really thin. Everything is light. When the wind blows, we will be scattered.

9. Don't feel that you are nothing, because in the eyes of others, you are the best.

10, I don't care what others say, but I won't indulge your disdain.

1 1. The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

12, QQ space can best represent the mainstream thoughts of the overwhelming majority of people.

13, there is no hard work in the world, and there is no place where people are not complicated.

14, I always thought that everything would be fine as long as I persisted.

15, love is not how many times you say it, but whether you keep your promise to her again and again.

16. Insist on speaking well of others behind their backs. Don't worry that these nice words won't reach the ears of the parties. Be realistic and sincere.

17 I bought endless sadness with my last love.

18, I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person; Everything comes from how others treat me.

19, I thought I would be very important, but I didn't expect I couldn't even compare with air-conditioned TV.

20. Only you don't understand my emotions. /Ming/Huang Li/

2 1, I prefer here to space, because there is no scruple here.

22. Throw your heart away as a pile of waste paper and pick it up again. It's not worth loving.

23. Flowers are offered out of pride and evil. The remnant leaves in this life are unwilling and negative.

Every time I go to the corridor with voice-activated lights, I will call your name so that I can pretend that you are turning on the lights for me.

25. If that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled. I don't want to reconcile, so you can't leave me.

26. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

27. We may cry over some unworthy things, but one thing is certain, that is, mistakes can help us find the right person, and that will make us do better next time.

28. Never say goodbye when you want to continue; Never give up when you can still accept it; When you can't bear to part with him, never say you don't love him anymore.

29. Now everyone who wanders in the sea of people is more dependent and more blank.