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Tell me about it.

1, sometimes we forgive someone and just don't want to lose him. Every thorn hidden in my heart, I hope it can be worn away slowly with the passage of time. After all, it's the person I love. What can I blame you for?

Nothing can't be forgotten. I will always forget you, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice, forget what you said. Not now, but later.

3, probably because no matter how much I like it, I can't change the future. After separation, there are 10 thousand possibilities in the future, but in this possibility, there is no you anymore.

There is no fate between you and me, I am the only one who supports you. I know you don't seem to lack me, so how can I hold you deeply?

5, say sorry to yourself, because it is always inexplicably sad. Say sorry to yourself and embarrass yourself for others. Say sorry to yourself because pretending makes you tired. Say sorry to yourself because stubbornness hurts yourself.

The most embarrassing thing is that people don't take you seriously at all. You are too sentimental. Never overestimate your position in other people's minds. In fact, you are nothing, one more, one less and one less.

7. The most terrible thing is the strangeness after deep friendship, the use after trust, the pain after seriousness and the indifference after gentleness. If you associate, please be sincere, if you leave, please be thorough.

9. I walked such a long way alone. Don't call me. I'm afraid I can't help looking back. I am afraid that even if I am firm and unyielding, I will run back to you when I hear your voice, and then you will leave me alone!

10, how can someone who cares about you be willing to perfunctory? If they are always ignored, why do they belittle themselves? If they are not cherished, why should they struggle to protect themselves? Hug yourself when you are tired, coax yourself when you cry, don't be emotional, don't secretly miss, and don't look back.

It turns out that you and I have no chance, only I can hold on.

1. In the future, someone will give you 30 roses, 300 lipsticks and 30,000 watches, but what you miss most may be a cup of milk tea for three yuan.

2. The greatest courage in life is that you can keep trust and love after you have been cheated and hurt.

It is better to live now as a day to miss later than to miss the past.

4. People who say they don't want to fall in love probably have someone they can't get.

Sometimes I suddenly think of you, just like those closed web pages are still playing damn music.

6. You are young and kind, afraid that no one will love you. Don't worry, you will meet such a person eventually. Good things are always at the bottom of the box, and all meet unexpectedly, just to meet you.

7, knowing that they will not be together, or stubbornly can not let go. Everyone understands the truth, but it is so difficult to convince yourself.

8. The distance is terrible, because you don't know whether he is thinking of you or forgetting you.

9. Don't force blind date, so as not to hurt others and embarrass yourself.

10, being single is not terrible, and getting married late is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no room for anyone in my heart.

1 1. Why do girls work hard? When I grow up, I can't always be my parents' cotton-padded jacket. You should be their bulletproof vest, your own armor.

12, do you want to break up? The question itself is the answer.

13, in fact, I knew it was inappropriate when I used my brain, but it was my heart that moved at that time.

14, twenty or thirty years old is actually quite cruel, there is no capital for love at first sight, and there is no condition for long-term love.

15, I don't know if I'm with others. I treat you differently from others.

16, it is too easy to break a person's determination in summer. I always hope that someone around me will shelter me from the wind and rain and feed me more mosquitoes in the middle of the night.

17, my good friend once told me, don't think you are really that kind of person just because others call you a villain, a bad guy or a loser. The most important thing is how you see yourself. If you want something or become someone, then only you are with you. What I want to say is that everyone is going his own way.

18, save enough disappointment and leave, but save enough despair.

19, complaining is the most meaningless thing. If you really can't stand the surrounding environment, then secretly try to practice your skills and then jump out of that circle.

20, it turns out that you and I have no chance, all by ourselves.

Bian Xiao: Nothing is affectionate and contemptuous. Bian Xiao: You've been here for some time. I've missed it all my life. Bian Xiao: Nobody is nice to me, but I am nice to myself. Classic Quotations: It turns out that you and I don't have a chance. I'm on my own.

Classic Quotations: It turns out that you and I have no chance, so I have to support myself 1. In the future, someone will send you 30 roses, 300 lipsticks and 30,000 watches, but what you miss most may be the cup of milk tea with 3 yuan.

2. The greatest courage in life is that you can keep trust and love after you have been cheated and hurt.

It is better to live now as a day to miss later than to miss the past.

4. People who say they don't want to fall in love probably have someone they can't get.

Sometimes I suddenly think of you, just like those closed web pages are still playing damn music.

6. You are young and kind, afraid that no one will love you. Don't worry, you will meet such a person eventually. Good things are always at the bottom of the box, and all meet unexpectedly, just to meet you.

7, knowing that they will not be together, or stubbornly can not let go. Everyone understands the truth, but it is so difficult to convince yourself.

8. The distance is terrible, because you don't know whether he is thinking of you or forgetting you.

9. Don't force blind date, so as not to hurt others and embarrass yourself.

10, being single is not terrible, and getting married late is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no room for anyone in my heart.

1 1. Why do girls work hard? When I grow up, I can't always be my parents' cotton-padded jacket. You should be their bulletproof vest, your own armor.

12, do you want to break up? The question itself is the answer.

13, in fact, I knew it was inappropriate when I used my brain, but it was my heart that moved at that time.

14, twenty or thirty years old is actually quite cruel, there is no capital for love at first sight, and there is no condition for long-term love.

15, I don't know if I'm with others. I treat you differently from others.

16, it is too easy to break a person's determination in summer. I always hope that someone around me will shelter me from the wind and rain and feed me more mosquitoes in the middle of the night.

17, my good friend once told me, don't think you are really that kind of person just because others call you a villain, a bad guy or a loser. The most important thing is how you see yourself. If you want something or become someone, then only you are with you. What I want to say is that everyone is going his own way.

18, save enough disappointment and leave, but save enough despair.

19, complaining is the most meaningless thing. If you really can't stand the surrounding environment, then secretly try to practice your skills and then jump out of that circle.

20, it turns out that you and I have no chance, all by ourselves.

Love is cruel to the heart.

Why do women now wear down jackets above and stockings below? Good question! Because fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated.

You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor turned over as soon as it opened!

Life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

The teacher said: The mid-term exam is coming soon, so don't quarrel with people who are puppy love, so as not to affect their mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest rejection affect your mood.

Men always say one thing and do another, and wear condoms when it's critical.

God wants to listen to music and take away Leslie Cheung, God wants to watch dancing and take away MJ, and God wants to take away Jobs with iphone5.

The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

In our life, the only scenery we can't see is heaven.

You can't embarrass yourself just because others don't understand.

Girl, my failure in life is to fall in love with you and get stuck in it.

So, playboy, can you change it for me?

You only saw my brave smile during the day, but you didn't see my fragile tears at night.

It is said that 45 degrees is the most perfect radian. Why can I still see your shadow in tears?

Did you say the same thing to her before you said you loved me?

I just want to have you, and you can see my loss and sadness.

Love is the most beautiful poison. Forgetting is the most painful antidote.

How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

You once called me and said: You are all to me. A phone call two years later: Who are you?

Actually, please, all the questions in the world can be answered with none of your business and none of my business.

The little girl selling flowers pulled me: Big Brother, buy flowers. I can tell at a glance that you are a playboy.

I laughed. How many couples broke up because of a disagreement between their parents?

It only takes two new kinds of happiness and time to forget someone.

In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

Hate me. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It breaks down from time to time.

A good reputation is a woman's best dowry.

How many people have lost a happiness because they have no money.

Can you use sorry as an excuse every time you betray?

I'm only trying so hard to shut up people who once looked down on me.

A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

Just now, a boy added my sister's Q and said I like you! Sister was silent for a while and said, how do you say it like fuck me?

Four steps to a successful life: 1, able to withstand loneliness; 2. resist temptation; 3. Know how to give up; 4. Learn to choose.

I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! One more bottle.

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

A science student named names: You are simply the solution set of X+24! It took me a long time to realize that the answer is positive infinity of 2. ...

A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, she will get married.

School, although you got my body, you can't get my heart.

Is my face oily? Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.

They all pretend. I have to pretend to be experienced.

In KTV, we shouted and sang our feelings that we were afraid to say.

People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

His aunt (who has been lovelorn for 33 days) can make a movie, and that brother's lovelorn experience can make a TV series.

Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people can be single.

A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

Men, men, don't disturb women. You will not be allowed to smoke or drink. You'll be happy when she bothers others one day, won't you?

The sentence on the CF page that minors are not allowed in is just like the sentence on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health. This is all nonsense.

Women always envy Hong Tailang for having a big wolf who loves her so much, but forget that in recent years, when the big wolf didn't catch the sheep, Kotaro never gave up on him.

The teacher asked: one egg hit the other, who broke it? Same theory: heartbreak! The teacher asked: Whose heart? Classmate: Hen's heart!

I thought about the five words "I am especially hard-working", and I did the first four words. ..

People like you can only live two episodes in a drama.

When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found myself covered with a quilt.

Every time I take an exam, I really want to fill Baidu with papers, so you will know that I am angry with the marking teacher.

I think "I can't afford to be hurt" is more terrible than "uneasy".

Sorry, how many people can I get? I'll be right there.