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Remind the oil price to rise and send a circle of friends to talk about it.

Remind the oil price to rise and talk about it in the circle of friends (I) 1. Apples have gone up in price, bananas have gone up in price, gasoline has gone up in price, and cemeteries have gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

Don't meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.

3. When you meet a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

We just want to live a better life. As the international oil price drops, the oil price can also drop a little.

You can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of oil, and you can buy an electric car. The oil price is soaring and the car can't afford to drive.

6. The oil price is so high that Honda can hardly afford to drive. Come to a small Honda electric car.

7. The rising oil price and high fuel consumption make the poor families worse.

8. I can't stand it. The price of oil is too high. I have no money to refuel. I can't drive. Goodbye!

9. Why is the oil price getting more and more expensive, but the fund is not getting higher and higher! I'm too poor to buy gas because it's too expensive!

10. I started traveling by bus today for one reason. The oil price is too expensive, so it hurts to refuel.

1 1. Those who can drive out to pick you up at this time are friends of life and death.

12. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!

13. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't afford gasoline.

14. I can afford a car, but I can't afford to drive it. I'd better ride a bike.

15 fuel consumption. It must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

16. Oil prices have gone up again. Please give wage earners like us a break. The speed of making money can't keep up with the speed of rising prices.

17. The oil price is too expensive to drive a car or refuel.

18. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is worried about my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.

19. Love your car and enjoy the scenery all the way. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

20. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, which will reduce the pressure and, in severe cases, lead to the explosion of the crankcase). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.

Remind the oil price to rise, and talk about it in the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. The oil price is so expensive, the weather is so hot, the steering wheel burns the seat and burns my ass, and air conditioning is still a dream I dare not dream of.

22. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..

23. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in stainless steel cabinets, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 60kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.

24. This is not China oil, but China gold.

25. Friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States and the United States, and I am shouting that oil prices have gone up again.

During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )

27. When I impulsively pick up a car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.

28. Before the money was made, the price of oil actually went up again. Forget it, I can't afford to drive. I am only financially qualified to ride an electric car now.

29. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

30. Let's not meet again. The high price of oil makes the already poor life worse.

3 1. The oil price is very expensive, so is poetry and faraway places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!

32. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

Gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.

34. Gasoline is expensive, and the public has no choice but to pay for it.

35. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

36. Oil prices are too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!

37. The oil price is too high to drive, so you can take the bus for three years for free, before bonus hunter.

38. I didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and started to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. On the way home, I refueled my car and found that the price of oil had gone up again.

39. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.

40. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.

A circle of friends with complicated feelings about the rise in oil prices talks about the summary.

I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

2. The oil tank is out of oil. I really want to ride a battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.

The oil price is too expensive to drive, so don't drive unless necessary!

The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. Can't afford gasoline.

Don't go in a hurry in spring, the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.

6. The car is out of gas. Who can send me some gas? "

7. Why has the oil price gone up again? My dad said that my monthly living expenses would be 50 yuan less.

8. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is distressed by my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.

9. The price of oil rose to the point where my colleague began to watch horses. He was watching the tram the day before yesterday, the electric car yesterday and the horse today. I can't imagine what to see tomorrow.

10. The atmosphere is so full that I don't want to leave in the car. Even if the oil price is too expensive now, I can't afford it.

1 1. This dubbing is definitely in line with the mood of refueling, and the oil is expensive, so the car can't afford to refuel.

12. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!

13. Rising oil prices and high oil consumption make poor families worse.

14. Oil prices are rising too fast. It's too expensive. Just filled it up, I dare not drive it, I can't afford it.

15. The steering wheel is very hot today. Facing the oil price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not expect.

16. Oil prices have gone up secretly again. I don't want to spend 300 yuan on a dress. After a tank of oil is filled with 400 yuan, I absolutely dare not treat it lightly. Oil is so expensive!

17. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..

A circle of friends with complicated feelings about the rise in oil prices tells the second story 18. The price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford to drive. Let's talk about it later, environmental protection travel.

19. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, I don't know yet!

20. The oil price has gone up again, almost 30 cents. It is too expensive to drive. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but the battery car is too far away.

2 1. No money and no pressure. For example, I can't afford to drive when the oil price rises.

22. At this time, people who can drive out to pick you up are friends of life and death.

23. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.

24. The sudden rise in oil prices made my life worse, and I didn't turn on the battery.

25.55, a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself and suddenly feel that electricity smells good.

26. You can't travel far for the time being, because the oil price is too expensive.

27. I went to refuel yesterday, and the price of oil rose again. As an ordinary person, I sincerely hope for world peace.

28. I didn't expect oil prices to skyrocket so quickly. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.

29. Why has the oil price gone up again? It is calling me to ride back to the little donkey after work and watch the beautiful sunset without traffic jams.

30.62, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

One day after 3 1.3 years, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much does it cost?" I said, "add 1000 yuan." "How far can I go with so much? Just fill it up. " "No, I have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to save the money." "Okay, I'll give you the invoice later. No receipt, thank you. Cold master for a long time, "I depend, it's so awesome that even private cars dare to refuel." "

32. A rare May Day holiday, go to go on road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford oil and I can't go to go on road trip.

33. The biggest fuel consumption of a car is to find food. Can't afford gasoline.

34. Poetry and distance are very expensive. I can't afford gas without a little effort, and I'm not rich enough to cry and go for a ride.

I'm going to throw up in this car. If the oil price is too expensive to kill me, I won't take the bus.

36. I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

37. It seems that the oil price is not too expensive, otherwise there will be so many cars and traffic jams every day. Very annoying. ,

38. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the previous price, it has risen again. This oil price.

39. Everything is going up in price now. Oil prices have gone up, but wages have not. I can't take it anymore.

40. I am lost in one sentence. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Why else would my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

42. Good news: I didn't use the car, and the rise in oil price has nothing to do with me.

43. The price has gone up again. With a monthly salary of 3 thousand, you are not worthy of driving to work.

44. The oil price has gone up again, and drivers really have no choice but to use this method to save fuel!

45. Oil price is too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!

46. The oil price has gone up again, and cars can't afford to drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!

47. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

48. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.

49. Before the money was made, the price of oil went up secretly again. Although the oil was expensive, I got up the courage to fill it up.

50. I can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of gas and buy an electric car. The price of oil has soared, and I can't afford to drive.

Humorous short sentences about rising oil prices talk about 40 excerpts from friends circle.

Humorous short sentences about rising oil prices talk about the oil consumption of the circle of friends article 1. It must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

3. Dear new energy owners, I'm sorry. I spoke too loudly before. Where is the oil? This is obviously Jamlom's tears.

Before the money was made, the price of oil went up secretly again. Although the oil was expensive, I got up the courage to fill it up.

5. Can't afford gasoline.

6. Let's not meet again. The oil price is too expensive, it has risen to 8. It's 55, and the sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself and suddenly feel that electricity smells good.

7. The oil price is too expensive. Aim for Tesla.

8. I'm going to pack my bags and set off. Thank you for caring about my family and friends. Pray for my safety. My trip will be accompanied by your story, so I won't be lonely. Don't worry.

9. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

10. Gas is too expensive. My husband ran away with someone, and I didn't bother to drive after him.

1 1. The oil price is really too expensive to burn more than 500 a week!

12. Everything is going up in price now. Oil prices have gone up, but wages have not. I can't take it anymore.

13. Don't go in a hurry in spring, the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.

14. Oil prices have gone up again, not oil, but my tears.

15. You can buy a bicycle, add five tanks of gas, and you can buy an electric car. Oil prices are soaring, and you can't afford to drive.

16. I suddenly decided to lose weight. Why else would my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

17.92 Fill it up and your legs are soft. Fill it up with 95, and there's nothing left. Fill it up with 98, and I'll pay you back after three generations.

18. A few years later, the oil price in a country continued to skyrocket and climbed Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer need to buy a car. This is the same as saving phone bills to send mobile phones. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: prepay the fuel fee of 654.38+10,000 yuan, and send a domestic car; Pre-stored fuel costs of 200,000 yuan, and send a mid-range car; Save 500 thousand gas money to send luxury cars ...

19.5 1 the first stop of go on road trip, as long as there is a beach in your heart, anywhere is Maldives. Unfortunately, the oil price has gone up and the car is out of gas.

It is 20.57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

Humorous short sentences about rising oil prices talk about friends circle 2 2 1. I feel like I was the steering wheel of Porsche in my last life. But I feel that I can't afford it even if I buy it. Oil prices are too expensive.

22. I have always thought that people should travel. When you are young, you should use your temper to pretend to be chic, have the capital to develop your personality, leave the city you see with your eyes open, escape from the surrounding disturbances, find a place where your heart is quiet and clean, become as transparent as crystal, and then take some beautiful photos that make you want to cry and leave them to your original self.

23. The oil price is too expensive for distinguished new energy owners to afford.

24. The current oil price is like a woman's sling. Everyone wanted it to fall, but when it was about to fall, she lifted it up a little.

25. Is it because the oil price is too expensive? There are fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.

26. If I can, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.

27. But don't delay my domineering words. Fill it up! I regretted it in an instant.

28. I heard people say that I can't afford a car before, but now I understand: I can really afford a car, but I can't afford to drive it.

29. No money and no pressure. For example, when oil prices go up, I can't afford to drive.

30. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money. I can't afford to add gas, sometimes I am particularly helpless!

3 1. Travel is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself-the truest self. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

32. No matter how expensive the oil price is, I am not afraid. On the fourteenth day of the epidemic, the car couldn't catch fire. Usually, the power will be cut off automatically after a week's inactivity. Let it lie on the road this time.

33. The oil price has gone up again, almost 30 cents. It is too expensive to drive. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but the battery car is too far away.

34. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, housing is the lowest consumption level.

35. The price of gasoline has gone up, apples have gone up, eggs have gone up, radishes have gone up, instant noodles have gone up ... but we have to be strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials in it. ...

36. Oil prices are soaring, but wages are not rising. Boy, for the first time, I felt that I couldn't afford nine dollars, which was too expensive.

My darling, the fat reduction has not been successful, and the oil price has risen secretly again. Although gas is expensive, I still got up the courage to say "Fill it up", which made my originally poor life "worse"

38. The cost of fuel has risen to 8. It's 57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

39. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

40. I didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and started to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. On the way home, I refueled my car and found that the price of oil had gone up again.

Talk about the circle of friends who switched to cycling when oil prices rose.

The circle of friends who switched to cycling when oil prices rose (I) 1. Oil prices soared, but wages did not rise. Boy, for the first time, I feel that I can't afford to drive a car for nine dollars, which is too expensive.

The oil price is so expensive that Honda can hardly afford to drive. Come to a small Honda electric car.

3. Love cars, love life, and lead a drunken life all the way. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

The oil price is too expensive, and people in the company have changed their electric cars one after another. I want to change them.

You can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of oil, and you can buy an electric car. The oil price is soaring and the car can't afford to drive.

6. I want to breathe the air of every city, feel the people of every city, travel and see the scenery of every city.

7. The price of braised chicken in the canteen has gone up. Colleagues asked why. Aunt in the canteen said that the price of oil has gone up. We thought braised chicken was not made of gasoline. Aunt also said that you don't eat gasoline, and my car eats gasoline.

8. Keeping a car is really more expensive than raising a child. Speaking of refueling, it's really too expensive, which makes me very helpless!

9. Did you carpool? I go to work in Weifang Economic Zone from Anqiu every day. Oil prices are too expensive now. Find a friend.

10. Although the oil price rises again and again, it has never delayed my domineering words. Fill it up! This beating role always reminds you to come on, come on!

1 1. Oil prices have increased fourfold. Change two wheels. Low carbon and environmental protection.

/kloc-one day after 0/2.3 years, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much is it?" I said, "Add 1000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this? Just fill it up. " "No, you have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to keep the money." "I'll write you an invoice later." "No invoice, thank you." Master leng along while. "Damn, awesome, private cars dare to come and refuel."

13. It's really painful to refuel the car. Every time it's hundreds of dollars, I think it's totally unbearable!

14. I've always wanted to go to go on road trip and go to beautiful places. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

15. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep groove, the pressure will decrease, and in severe cases, the crankcase will explode). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.

16. The oil price is too expensive to drive. Don't drive if it's not necessary!

17. I can't hold it any longer. The price of oil is too high. I have no money to refuel. I can't drive. My car, goodbye!

18. It's 30 cents faster. It is too expensive to drive. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but the battery car is too far away.

19. Suddenly the oil price has nothing to do with me. It's really comfortable at home.

20. The oil price has gone up again, and the driver really has no idea, so use this method to save fuel!

The circle of friends who switched to cycling because of rising oil prices (2)1. The price of gasoline has gone up, so have the prices of apples, eggs, radishes and instant noodles ... but we must live strong, because the price of cemeteries has also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials in it. ...

22. When you meet a treasure cave, the mantra of opening the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

23. This car hasn't moved for 50 days. Want to make my money? Difficulties.

24. Realize the dream of go on road trip. Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so we can't go to road trip.

25. The tank is out of oil. I really want to ride a battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.

26. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.

27. Let's not meet again. The oil price is too expensive, it has risen to 8. It's 40, and 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

28. Oil price is too expensive now. A tank of oil used to be full, but now it can't be filled.

29. The prices of gasoline, apples, eggs, radishes and instant noodles have all gone up, but we must live strong, because the prices of cemeteries have also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials in it. ...

30. As soon as I impulsively pick up the car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.

3 1. The rising price of gasoline, taxi, subway and traffic jam forced Lao Zi to make the most important decision in life-I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !

32. This is really enviable. Oil prices have gone up again here, and resources are really unbalanced.

33. All my friends in my circle of friends are traveling in Britain and America, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.

34. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in stainless steel cabinets, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 60kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.

35. The gas bill has gone up. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

36. Why has the oil price gone up again? My father said that my living expenses would be less than 50 yuan's every month.

37. The oil price is too high, the travel tax is too high, and you can't afford to burn oil or use it. ...

38. Let's not meet again. The oil price is too expensive, it has risen to 8. It's 62, and 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

39. In the past, a tank of oil was filled with about 360 yuan, but now it is filled with 4 18, and it is almost impossible to fill it.

40. I have always thought that people should travel. When you are young, you should use your temper to pretend to be chic, have the capital to develop your personality, leave the city you see with your eyes open, escape from the surrounding disturbances, find a place where your heart is quiet and clean, become as transparent as crystal, and then take some beautiful photos that make you want to cry and leave them to your original self.