Tik Tok's funny short message sentence

Testimony: Needless to say, the phone has changed five times. I have to come out for tea and keep in touch! Information is transmitted and exchanged all over the world. Organizing some high-quality copywriting with the help of the Internet is something we often do. Refined language can express many meanings. What are the sentences that touch your heart? After searching and sorting, I present the sentences of Tik Tok's funny short messages to you. Welcome to share it with your friends!

1, with New Year greetings; It's not easy to meet friends with joy, and it's fate to be friends. Cherish every sincere friend and every warm greeting; Here I wish my dear friends: every day is happy, happy, happy, auspicious and wishful.

2, friends, people who know how to rest assured, feel very easy; Those who know how to forget find freedom; People who know how to care will find friends; Cold is cold. May you have a warm mood every day!

3. There is a kind of warmth that comes from the care in the heart, a kind of happiness that comes from the memory of missing, a kind of care that goes beyond the secular track, and a kind of warmth that is as beautiful as a rainbow in the heart! Take care of yourself when you are busy.

4. A man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. These chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry and hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.

6, sister, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, misses you, falls in love with you at first sight, chases you without saying anything, comes to you again and again, and I must catch up with you. ..

7. Chicken slices in Beijing sauce, curry chicken, chicken coke, diced Kung Pao chicken, fried chicken chops, shredded chicken tofu, braised chicken legs, seeded chicken bones, diced cucumber and diced green beans. . . . Are pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimp and fish all dead?

8. What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break his three legs; If it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!

9. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

10, if beauty is a mistake, then you have committed a heinous crime; If cleverness is punished, you won't be chopped to pieces; If sexiness is a crime, then you want lightning.

1 1. Be careful and be safe all the way. This is my last order to you, even though you have ordered me for four years! Kill a thousand dollars, forget me and wait for me to steal your grave!

12, I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books.

13, hey, this is a university. ...

14, learn more when encountering difficulties: heavy snow overwhelms the rock pine, and the rock pine is tall and straight. You know, pines and nobles, wait until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame my brother for not thinking about the past. Focus interview I'll give you an injection!

15, brothers and sisters, bon voyage! As a junior, I am also at a special stage. At the same time, I want to say to my juniors: hurry up and don't look back at my so-called college life when you graduate. I want to cry, not because I left, but because I didn't learn anything. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the greatest gain is patience and adaptation to nothingness ... "! Make good use of the library and learn "self-study basic knowledge, cultivate initiative, control time and deal with people through interest practice", which is my feeling now.

16, math class representative: I suggest you never go to sea after graduation! You can't count at all! Your math score has never exceeded+,it can be said that it is equal to+.

17, the time spent with you is the best memory in my life, cherish it, it is sky blue every day! I have to go out for tea.

18, some feelings need to be forgotten; Some feelings need to be remembered; Some feelings cannot be repeated.

19, boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to be like you. It is up to you. (for boys)

20. Although I don't get along with you much, I remember that you are a very competitive person from the way you usually deal with people. As a representative of the accounting class, I often see you busy collecting your homework and yelling, hehe, you are really conscientious. I feel like a strong woman. I'm graduating soon. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university and find your own happiness. There is still a long way ahead. Come on!

2 1, testimony: Needless to say, the phone has been changed five times, and I have to come out for tea. Keep in touch!

22. To tell the truth, you are very nice, good-looking and in good shape. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

Ladies and gentlemen, the good life is getting less and less every day. Let's cherish the rest of our college time, no matter the students in the graduating class or the younger brothers and sisters, and then we will have a good time, so now we have the opportunity to get in touch with more feelings, and don't leave too many "I wish I had it ..." Instead of missing it, cherish it!

24, two years of classmates, * * * tells how many friendship chapters have been written in a single day. May all the lost months become beautiful memories and stay in your heart forever. May you be a drop of crystal water, projected into the vast friendship, a flower to form a hundred gardens, a shining fiber, a bright red shirt, a small screw, and stick to your post all your life.

25. What I can't forget is the taste of satay noodles in the school cafeteria; What can't be erased is the dribs and drabs of our past four years.

26. I often think of myself in senior three. I get up early every day and walk alone on the playground, breathing cold, wet and fresh air. Look at the distant sky and tell yourself that you must leave here. When I went to high school, I thought everything would change because of the change of time, but I was still not free. In this ultra-fast rhythm era, people can't slow down. Because maybe if you slow down, you will never catch up with the times.

I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I are very excited, shake hands with each other. You said: Congratulations on your doctorate! I also said: look elsewhere, all the cans here have been picked up! 12, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

28. Dog Leftover: I have always believed in your famous saying' School is a garbage dump'.

29. Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me.

30. Since I met you, you are the last one every time, and I am the penultimate one, big brother!

3 1. Every time you skip class and jump out of the window, you are as agile as a monkey.

32, and! The area of China is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

English class representative: If you see foreigners sometimes, don't talk to them.

34. It's a long way and the wind is strong. Go well, brother.

35. There can be commas, exclamation points and ellipsis in life, but there can be no period.

36. In fact, I have always had bad feelings in my heart. I'll tell you today: you said your dimples were bigger than my eyes! You said you couldn't make me angry! You have to ask me how much I hate you. Your dimples are heartbreaking!

37. Give you a "heart" grass: concentrate with your heart and be careful and persistent; Love and kindness, warmth and intimacy.

38. May you stand tall like a pine tree on a mountain, not afraid of cold and snow!