Tell me something interesting.

1. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

2, the simplest longevity cheats-keep breathing, don't die.

I hope my name and yours can be written together forever, no matter on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

I will never forget the sweet time with you.

I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.

Experts say, don't stare at your mobile phone for more than two hours, because it will run out of power.

7. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

9. The best love is to be happy and still be loved.

10 I locked the candy and buried it, and then I lost my key.

1 1. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for my childhood loss.

12, half my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

13. If you feel lonely, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

14, each of us is a dreamer. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.

15, people say that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

16, I still remember that getting 80 points in primary school is like being a dead dad, and getting 80 points in middle school is like being a dad.

17, when the fan blows in hot weather, mosquitoes are annoyed; I'm afraid I don't have that kind of snack, so I'll cook my food for you. Flies also join in the fun, grab a full stomach!

18, I don't want to force myself any more, that's enough, let your heart wander.

19, m: The world is so big, why do you want to hold on to me? You have your life, I have my freedom, and letting go is true. Salesgirl: Why do you want to leave after taking something?

20. The team leader goes to the field, and the cow is in front. The village chief went down to the field with a cigarette butt in his hand. The head of the township went down to the field, and the secretary was behind. The county magistrate went to Xiatiantou, and the reporter grabbed the camera.

2 1, there is a kind of love in feelings, called letting go. When love is gone, you should know how to let go.

22. Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.

23. The highest level of eating buffet is: help the wall to go in and then help the wall to come out.

24. Never quarrel with * * *. Winning will only win a * * *, and losing will be a * * *.

25. A woman who can only cry is a waste, and a woman who can't cry is a monster.

26. Why do boys always have a hard bottom and a hard bottom? Is it because there is little water?

27. Is there anyone who, like me, misses someone who has returned from afar?

28. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

29. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

Yesterday, someone said I was ugly, so I cried on the spot. I am very sad and distressed, and I became blind at a young age.

3 1. After I die, please install a wireless router on my grave. Thank you.

32. If confession is a kind of injury, I choose lies. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.

33. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on the wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

34. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

35. If one day, I can't continue to breathe, it can only show that my world lacks air and you.

36. You know, the second word of the heart is polyphonic. Read the fourth sound, read the first sound.

37. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

You will be happy if you don't listen to me. So you don't understand my humor.

Before you come near me, think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.

40. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

4 1. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

42. The bed was wet when I was a child, wet when I was a child, wet when I got married, and wet when I was old.

43. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died.

44. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter-you just like coquettish.

45. I'm a mature person. I don't eat when I'm angry.

46. Do you know that you can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss me? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

47. At the beginning, everyone was enthusiastic; Process, most people left; As a result, several people stayed.

48. The saddest thing in the world is that the homework is written late and the teacher will not check it tomorrow!

49. Do you remember the black rice brother who refused to go out on a mission by Daming Lake?

50. The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony. My love, everything is in silence!

5 1, I always look for the lost beauty with your loving smile.

52. Don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones when you are the best and youngest.

53. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money when you run around. You spend money like running water and lose the shadow of money.

54. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you work hard and all you get is a fart.

55. The ex-girlfriend is very introverted. How introverted is she? She wanted to end her four-year relationship with me and was embarrassed to call her new boyfriend to tell me.

56, I really admire Zhao Ting, these movies didn't say to change my head, I can't do it.

57. This scene ended in prosperity, but it was not beautiful, nor did it pour out my country, but it poured out all of me.

58. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

59. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.

60. Boys nowadays are too bad. They are whiter, thinner and more beautiful than girls, and they also compete with girls for boyfriends.

6 1. The stock market is a place where experienced people get a lot of money and rich people get a lot of experience.

Since life is a book, it is not worth making a fuss about a few typos.

63. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

64. Write your name on the palm of your hand. I miss it when I open it, and I am happy when I hold it. In this way, hand in hand to give you a lifetime of tenderness; Just like this, shoulder to shoulder gives you a lifetime of happiness!

65. When I love you, you are a stone; When I hate you, you are a zombie!

66. A friend proposed to his fiancee: Do you want to make a mistake again and again and become a lifelong regret? Here's your chance!

67. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

68. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

69. Yue Lao, next time you help me with the red line, can you change it to a steel wire? Damn it, the red line is of poor quality and always breaks.

70, in the shower, please don't disturb or peek, please buy a ticket, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

7 1, woman now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

72. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

75. Some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.

Don't call me fat, or I'll think you're jealous that I eat better than you.

77. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

78. At the beginning, Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.

79. Living in this * * * era, we should take the attitude of everything.

80. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa.

8 1, there was a quarrel on the phone, but I still want to see you, so I want to see you.

82. Miyoshi students. Our goal, our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

84. I usually read books because I have a thirst for knowledge, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.