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Talk about persuasion

1, once the sea was not water, but amber forever.

With you, I want nothing. No matter how wild my heart is, I know how to refuse. There is not much room in my little world, only people who care about me and me.

3. In order to compromise their obsession with you, some people think about it and stop looking. Maybe they have forgotten you.

4. If a woman marries a boy because she thinks he is handsome, it is lewd; A boy marries a girl because she is beautiful, which is aesthetic.

5. Good brothers don't need much. One is willing to lend you money and the other is willing to attend your funeral.

I told the secret to my best friend, but she made it public.

7. Long-lost story Long-lost red wine Long-lost rose Long-lost romantic lover!

8. Stand in a corner of the world and watch autumn alone.

I wish I could see you happy, although it's not me who gives you happiness.

10, I am not gentle, unlovable or enchanting, but I am not a limited edition, I am out of print.

1 1. Love is not looking for similarities, but learning to respect differences.

12. Dream of a prosperous world and an ideal hometown of Arthur's independence.

13, my dog didn't seem to understand people, so he brought it.

14, I always take jokes seriously, just because you said so.

15, I just hope the world is so small that I can see you when I turn around.

16, I am a man who chases the sun on foot. No matter how fast and tired I run, you can't come near me.

17, leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to such a hot blue sky.

18, I know I am not good enough, I know I am willful, but this is me, the truest me.

19. Teenagers who don't love their wives are scum.

20. I am just a child of ordinary people, and I have no noble temperament.

2 1, I especially admire a person who, after ruining others, is very wronged to say that he wants to do these things.

22. When in doubt, take a small step towards the future.

I tie my shoelaces tightly every day, because I know that no one will squat down to tie my shoelaces, or even stop to wait for me.

I just want a teenager as warm as the sun.

The love and happiness of 50 friends circle are all about crazy dog food.

1, the warmest good night comes from the person I love most.

2. Girl, do you look up and don't bow your head? Don't give your eyes to the dog easily.

3. What does it mean to like someone? When you look at the constellations, you always look at them together.

Your city is the source of my thoughts.

Don't leave me when I can't live without you.

6. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight of care, only tacit understanding is self-evident.

7. Maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you should know that I am moved by you.

8, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet a thousand people, one person is enough.

9. In the days when we grow old together, because of the existence of friends, there are many colors.

10, when I know your typing skills, I think I really fell in love with you.

1 1. Hold hands and don't let go. If you love the right person, go on.

12, romantic just because I want you to like me.

13, the person I love is my lover.

14, I can feel at ease when I see your hand and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

15, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.

16, I want to talk about a love that will never break up, stumbling, sunset, and growing old together.

17, because she is only 1.6 meters, so once I quarrel, I must bow my head first!

18, I want to get a marriage certificate from her!

19, there is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

20. How prominent it is when someone is in pain.

2 1, do you remember how long you haven't said you love me?

22. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

23. Probably because I love him, it seems hard to fall in love with others.

24. Yes, I just like you so much that I'm scared.

25. Two people who are too alike either love each other very much or hurt each other.

26. I was deliberately deceived by your prank because I wanted to see your smile.

Meeting you is the best thing in my life.

28. The best state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends but protect you as a boyfriend.

29. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.

After all, my ideal is to be your wife.

3 1. If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

32. Beauty is happiness and happiness is a flower and a leaf.

When she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said, "Mathematics is so difficult that I can't go to the same university as you!" He: "I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do any big problems later. "

Take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

35. Will you think of me after a long time and ask yourself why you didn't cherish me in the first place?

36. Blame me me. I can't hide my love. Dark circles are telling you.

37. Can you keep your heart clean and just hold me?

Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

39. When crossing the road, you held my hand tightly. I know this is happiness.

40. I don't have this talent. I will tolerate you and accept her.

4 1, looking forward to one day leading me into the marriage hall is my beloved boy.

42. Dear, my baby will love you forever.

43. Our love and hope never end.

44. Missing has become a compulsory course every day.

45. Only those who know us can stay in my heart for a long time, and those who know you can hurt you invisibly.

46. Waiting for you to talk to me. I don't want to talk to you, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.

47. Let my memories related to youth and warmth be your shadow.

48. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you.

You know I love you. Even if the wind blows down this dense forest, it will never change.

50. Choose the person who can make you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

520 single dog friends circle copywriting

520 single dog friends circle copy a 1, you don't care if the baby is long or short.

2. Girlfriends don't worship money, vanity, laziness and don't exist.

The first half of single life has passed, and the second half of single life has begun.

I am just an ordinary single genius.

5, one person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and the wool is on the sheep.

6. It's finally over. Half a year's singles have begun, and there are still half a year left.

Nothing special except Wednesday.

8. It's not the first time I've passed 520 alone. A piece of cake ~

9. I can't get up without 30 thousand to 50 thousand if someone's roses stick to me tomorrow

10, after thinking about it, if I am not single, I will spend money to give gifts tomorrow, so I'd better be single.

1 1, challenge singles 100, today is the 6083rd day.

12, those who don't break up will eventually break up. Take your time, break up slowly.

13,520, I bought myself gold, silver and flowers-honeysuckle and fire.

14, is there anything for you today Wednesday? Remember to go to work on time.

15, today is 520, please pay attention to the two national conferences in these two days.

16, I will look for flowers in the trash can tomorrow.

17. What day is it today? I get paid today.

18, there is nothing to give you. Take a few friends who show love and leave my circle of friends.

19. What is showing love in front of me? If you can get a room, take me with you. I want to see what love looks like up close.

20, as single dog, is really not easy, especially on this day.

520 single dog friends circle copywriting 2 2 1, you would rather be a dog than confess to me. I will write down this blood feud first.

22. You are single, I am single, and we are in single dog.

23. Who knows my boyfriend who kicked him and asked him if he was blind and why he couldn't see me?

24. My boyfriend is still waiting for me in the future. I'm in no hurry to show it to you first.

25. May 20th is still full. Do you care? You will know love.

26. I'm sorry to bring this up. When can I sprinkle dog food on others?

27520 is' 5'. Looking at myself alone in the mirror.

It's 28520, and there's still a small wish that can come true: lovers can't be well!

29, everyone is looking forward to 520! 520 is actually a five-minute relationship, and the things of two people are all equal to 0 in the end.

30, don't wait for confession, even April Fool's Day, and expect 520, wash and sleep?

What do 3 1 and 520 mean? Five is five implementations, namely, economic restructuring, precise reward, social security, environmental governance and anti-corruption. 2 refers to two essentials, namely, Jinshan Yinshan and Green Mountain. 0 means zero tolerance for illegal and criminal acts.

32,520, want to be with a person, don't want a person, afraid of being beaten, don't want a person, don't want others.

33. My main composition: 99% cute+1% single.

Since you have nothing to do, spend it with me at 520 this year.

I prefer 502 to 520. A drop is firm and will never part.

On Valentine's Day, I decided to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

37. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

It's 38520, and there's still a small wish that can be realized: lovers can't be well!

39. Everyone is looking forward to 520! 520 is actually a five-minute relationship, and the things of two people are all equal to 0 in the end.

40, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, and expect 520. Why don't you wash and sleep?

520 single dog Friends Circle Copywriter III 4 1, what does 520 mean? Five are five implementations, namely, implementing economic restructuring, implementing precise rewards, implementing social security, implementing environmental governance, and implementing anti-corruption. 2 is two essentials, both Jinshan Yinshan and green mountains and green hills, and 0 is zero tolerance for illegal and criminal acts.

42. Does anyone collect idle babies? I'm free anyway.

43. Today, the mother's single flower still blooms.

44. Eating alone always feels lonely, but eating snacks alone won't.

45, love or not, are treated safely.

46. Wise people don't fall in love, but fools are trapped by love.

47. At the thought that the motherland has not been reunified, I am too excited to think about personal problems.

48. When you are alone, it seems that the sky is all colored.

49. No one stood with me at dusk, and no one asked me if the porridge was hot. No one turns off the lights with me, and no one will spend the rest of my life.

50. Being poor is good and helps the world.

5 1 520, want to deal with a person, don't want a person, afraid of being beaten, don't want a person, don't want others.

52. My main composition: 99% cute+1% single.

Since you have nothing to do, spend it with me at 520 this year.

I prefer 502 to 520. A drop is firm and will never part.

On Valentine's Day, I decided to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

56. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

57. It doesn't matter whether the light bulb is in short supply or not. Mainly close observation of love.

58. There is a kind of sadness. I came back to you in a few seconds, and you came back to me in reincarnation.

59. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I won't play games in the future, just play with you.

60. I wish everyone a happy holiday. Please hold these flowers for me. If that rose stick sticks to me, I can't get up without 30 thousand or 50 thousand.

Space talks about touching friends circle.

1. True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and howling.

I am alive only when I am with you. When I am alone, even the brightest sun has lost its luster!

3. Meeting you is fate; Like you, it is destiny takes a hand; Falling in love with you is what I have to do; I miss you because I have to. I will love you with my heart, I love you!

Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

Speaking of the person you like, your face just appears. If you are like me, that's just right.

6. Home is a shelter from the wind, while friends are a windy coast. The family took shelter from the bitter rain and wind and frost, and friends sent warm fragrance under the bright sun. Homelessness is cold, but friends are bright.

7. When I first met you, my mood was warm. When I made friends with you, I meant it. I am very happy when I am with you. I don't regret knowing you as a friend.

8. It's a long road. I hope I can stay with you as much as possible. If not, I wish you a good sleep, happiness and peace.

9. Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will try it.

10, I miss you, I want to sleep with you, I want to wake up with you.

1 1, I can't help crying, I can't help bursting my banks, I can't help recalling every moment with you, I know I love you.

12, I love you so much that I ignore myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.

13, every careless word you said blossomed in my mind.

14, I think I like you too much, so I care about you more than the average person.

15, I have heard that icebergs are indestructible since I was a child, but who knows that icebergs also want to become ice cream in someone's hand one day.