Funny and satirical curse poems, jingle Li Bai

1, if it's Zhi Tao in three spring, it's chrysanthemum in nine autumn.

2, a generation of the whole city chasing waves, martial arts empty memories of children's homes. Don't laugh at your neighbor's daughter in the east. You are still wearing gauze on Baixi's head.

3, what is thick, Hua Ruo Tao Li

4, now the flying flowers are cockroaches, leaving no old appearance. When the big plan went through customs, my eyes were full of tea.

5, the look in the mirror, the shadow under the moon, the shape of the curtain, wake up from sleep.

6, the hand is soft, the skin is like coagulate fat, the collar is like salamander, the teeth are like rhinoceros, the head is nodding, the smile is clever and the eyes are beautiful.

7. Taste stunning and regain charm.

8. So Shi is morbidly obsessed with it, and the ugly people inside see that it is beautiful and are fascinated by it.

9, handsome eyebrows and eyes, eager to fly, the essence of literary color, see it forget the customs.

10, Two Poems for Farmers

Don Li Shen

In spring, as long as you sow a seed, you can harvest a lot of food in autumn.

There is no waste of heaven and earth, and the toiling peasants are still starving to death.

1 1, miscellaneous works

Mingdong movie drama

A small official is a big official, and the meaning in the song is happy.

If you can do this, you won't be a dutiful son.

12, Egret

Song tanggeng

Speaking of egrets in front of the door, you must also know from now on.

A gentleman intends to get rid of the Party, while Party A and Party B beg for fear of the monarch.

13, little people sing

Song Shaoyong

I'm shameless. I value profit over death.

Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

14, make friends

Tang mengjiao

The casting mirror must be bronze, so it can be polished and polished. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance.

Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

15, spring post words: twenty emperors, six.

Song Ouyang xiu

Yang advances to be a gentleman, while Yin retreats to be a villain.

Sages rule the south, and politics and law are in the spring.

16, Liaozhai

You fight corruption, he fights corruption,

Emotions, joys and sorrows all come to mind together.

Don't be surprised, don't be surprised,

Five children get into the theme-always cuter than clean.

Commenting in front of the stage, making bad money behind the scenes,

A little solemn, a little hypocritical, a little firm, a little erratic,

Who can solve this mystery?

17, "plug"

Don Wang Changling

It is still the moon and border pass in Qin and Han dynasties, and the enemy has fought a protracted war.

If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan.

Li Bai, a funny and abusive poem

According to the incense burner, Li Bai came to the toilet. Thousands of feet, Li Bai didn't bring any toilet paper. Seeing Wang Wei shit and asking for a piece of toilet paper, Wang Wei only has a piece of paper. Half of everyone came to divide the paper, and when they saw that the paper was full of shit, they threw a dog to eat.

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the toilet. In an instant, Xiao Li flew a knife and Li Bai became a little eunuch.

Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, and thousands of Sichuan roast ducks can be seen from a distance. My mouth watered for three thousands of feet, and I ran out of money when I touched my pocket.

The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the waterfall. Three pieces of shit poured down. Damn it, I have no paper.

The smelly stove in the sun emitted black smoke, and someone came to the edge of the cliff. Think of being raped yesterday, jumping off a cliff and being raped by a ghost.

In the sun, the smelly stove emits black smoke. Someone came to the edge of the cliff, smoked a cigarette before he died and went to the west with a bomb.

There is a bright light at the foot of my bed. There are two pairs of shoes on the ground. There are dogs and women on the bed, including you.

In the moonlight by the window, Li Bai drank chicken soup, drank a vat and peed his crotch.

There was a bright moonlight in front of the window, and someone opened the window. Two bus paws made his teeth fall out.

Weeding in the afternoon, mine burying, Li Bai stealing vegetables, fried to 250. Du Fu came to dance.

Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, two pairs of shoes are on the bed, men and women are on the bed, including you.

Li Bai tried to travel by boat, and suddenly he couldn't shit. After drinking 999 Ganmaoling, my penis was broken.

The Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and four people descended to the world. When they found that things were not going well, they sent him to the west.

The foot of my bed is so bright that Li Bai wants soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

Roasted egrets in front of Cisai Mountain, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I haven't seen my work since. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. Seeing the x-ray, his hair fell out.

This curse poem has four jingles.

Before bed and under the moon, your father and I are flustered. I have a strong sexual desire and paddle straight.

Mow the grass at noon * * * Mom sells donkeys, no one wants them, and gives them to singles on credit.

* * * There is a triangle that has been abandoned for decades; I can't see the cattle and sheep drinking water, so I'll just wait for Lao Zi to plow the fields.

I have a golden hoop that I think about every day; There is also a handle that can't miss, and it is very straight.

The foot of my bed is so bright, * * * sitting in the middle, a dozen men, * Mao all removed.

56 nationalities, 56 flowers and 56 hooligans. Rape * * * Mom!

The foot of my bed is so bright, and there are two pairs of shoes on the ground, with * * * in the middle, drinking the soup of human essence.

Your father is a wolf in the mountains, and ligation is rampant. It's * * * willow. I'll take care of it soon.

One day I looked up and saw * * *' s bathroom, and * * * was smoking a pipe naked. It's shameless.