Degang Guo crosstalk

1: "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Then who knows ... ask the village chief!"

2: Speak louder without electricity!

3: Don't go after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay.

4: Crosstalk is good! Attack ugliness, Huoxiang is healthy.

There are always more than 1000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, there are now more than 400 pieces left. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said. 100 is in conflict with building a harmonious society.

The house where we live is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes to the yard to take shelter from the rain.

8: If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

9: Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

10: This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

1 1: Your shameless appearance is like my charm.

12: Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

Degang Guo: Hey, why did you tear up the photo? I don't agree. I don't agree. Why tear it? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

15: From today on, I will never eat lobster again.

16: If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

The young man looks like an actor. ...

18: ok! This plane, like Dafa, has a rocking glass! ..... sitting on a big hat, Li Xia didn't give the newspaper ... Tianjin didn't make a big hat, but they all went to the United States ... and flew to the United States for half a year, adding more than 40,000 oil.

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It was cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket. Sew it yourself.

24: Paris ... You know, there is a zoo in Paris ... The zoo is opposite ... Hey ... There is a clothes seller in the zoo ... You can't say you buy clothes ... You have to say you want goods. ...

27: "The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ... "

Flight 28: 90 14, from Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, the fare is 5 yuan, please board. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats. Be sure to have a big seat!

30: Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

3 1: abiding by the law, facing the imperial court, feeling depressed, singing at night, riding mules at the expense of others, being fair and just, and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

32: "There is such bright light at the foot of my bed. Could it have been frosted? , looked up and found it was moonlight, (pa! My name is Degang Guo. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. "

33: "We fell in love with cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The assistant director arranged for people to take the lead in applauding. On the stage,' today', wow-(applause thunders),' the two of us', wow-clap,' for everyone', wow-clap,' say a paragraph', wow-,'voice', wow-,(cheerful: one word and one drum. )' I don't know', wow. Clap if you don't speak well. You see how good it is today, no one applauds. "

35: "I am rich. Today, backstage, I drove here and they all came on foot. Those old gentlemen in Tianjin went out on Tuesday. But my car has had some problems recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was broken. I won't know until I check. Is the pedal off ... "

37: Where is my gun? Borrowed my security suit, I put it on and hit him.

You can shoot for five minutes. If you are caught, shoot first and then ask questions.

38: Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them! Scientists know martial arts, and even hooligans can't stop them!

39: I'm dying!

45: I want to commit suicide and plan to jump off a building. I have studied this kind of jump. The second floor is different from the twentieth floor. The second floor is "pa! Ah ~ ~ ",the 20th floor is" Ah ~ ~ Pa! "

Hearing the news of your father's death, the neighbors cried: "such a good man, he died too late!" "

47: After midnight, the two gentlemen took to the street naked, so Jing Li still wore glasses-if he wore a mask, it would be three points.

48: Two nurses came down, how beautiful: 1.7 meters tall, with sideburns and whiskers, and a wide palm to protect the heart.

49: Yu Qian's father-Wang Dad.

50: Li Jing has a cousin who can tiptoe under Li Xia in high heels. She looks poor. Her picture is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

5 1: Have you ever seen a gangster with a crayon tattooed on his body?

52: I don't know you yet? You get drunk when you touch wine, and you get lost when you see the world. When you get rich, you will begin to forget the words. You only have one advantage. As soon as you see your aunt, you will become digital.

53: "Single Knife Club" Everyone knows that Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan have sworn three times, and the three brothers hit their heads on the ground like brothers, and then went to protect the Tang Priest. There is this story in A Dream of Red Mansions.

54: Crosstalk is all made up, and this paragraph is true.

55: We all drove back to Beijing. Mr. Yu is taller than us. He watched us drive, watched us, and rode back by bike.

54: The old man has been sweating these days, and the smell under his armpit is cumin.

Our situation is different from yours-we all have fathers.

59: Degang Guo: Seeing your father like this, I have no taste in my heart. I grew up with the old man, grew up in front of him and watched me grow up. Now he is so ill, can I feel it in my heart?

Yu Qian: Exactly.

Degang Guo: Alas ... (pointing) Old man, you are where you are today.

62: You haven't seen my daughter-in-law, beautiful! Tall, with a big face and heavy eyebrows. She has no beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.

64: This plane also burns diesel.

65: There are more than twenty people standing in front of the White House, men and women, and their bags are all ready-reporters! I have to be careful what I say. I don't want to be caught by them and embarrass China people. Next, the gang came over: "Master, would you like a plate?

"sell! What do you think the White House Cultural Bureau does for food?

There is a rockery in the White House with a banner below it: Everyone is responsible for family planning.

67: One day, the master went down the mountain to dance. Accidentally met the daughter of his young confidante. From the moment I met her, the master knew that his Jianghu career was over. Destined to leave these days when white clothes come and go like snow, the old man resolutely put on a wig and went to secularization at the age of 80.

69: How many stops is Tieling from America?

There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

7 1: help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not.

72: As soon as the girl turned around, she combed four hairs.

73: Walking, hey, there is a question mark in front, and Liu Bei is "surprised". Ah, a mushroom came out to eat, and Liu Bei grew taller. Still moving forward, another, a question mark, touched it, and a flower came out. After eating the flowers, Liu Bei raised his hand and fired bullets "toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot"! Thorny son, and then the tortoise came. ...

78: I used to talk. I thought I was blind.

Degang Guo: "Your grandmother said to your mother,' Jinlian, you are leaving.' Yu Qian: "Ah." Degang Guo: "What's your hurry? I haven't said your grandfather's last name is Pan. "

80: Several inhuman hooligans abused Li Qing's cousin in the moonlight. When the moon came out, several hooligans turned themselves in.

8 1: People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but ghosts and gods never know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.

Degang Guo: I'm going to steal two terracotta warriors and horses, paste Yu Qian and his father with mud and put them there, then wash the terracotta warriors and horses, write down eight honors and eight disgraces and take them to Panjiayuan for sale.

Yu Qian: You are really good at selling the real thing as a fake.

84: Big cakes and steamed buns are served with rice. International celebrities eat fried liver in the morning, stew at noon and stew yeast at night.

Yu Qian: This international celebrity is also very ashamed.

85: Tear off clothes, a palm-sized hair conditioner, and two hairtail tattoos on the chest.

Degang Guo: How many mummies are there? ..... Hey, Yu Qian, are you free? How about I wrap you in a white cloth and lie there?

Yu Qian: No. You forget that my father and I are standing in front of the Terracotta Warriors.

Degang Guo: ... Why is your cross talk like a TV series?

87: Your Majesty: Is this the monster who helped pay tribute?

This adult played in the backyard when he was three or four years old. Suddenly, a fairy fell from the sky, stepped on the clouds and landed in front of him. He wondered, "This is, what kind of bird is this?" This is, ah! "

The fairy was very unhappy: "Stop it!" This child should have great respect for God, you know? Do you know I smoke? "

The child was frightened: "the hooligans in the street scared me." What did you say you wanted? " ? I will steal my father's money for you. "

The fairy said, "You talk nonsense! There are other things this time, and there are other things. "

90: How many people are there on the ground and how many watches are there in the sky? Bad people's hands turn fast, but good people's hands turn slowly. Where is my watch hand? Oh, be a fan of the house of God.

9 1: As we all know, Water Margin is a classic literary work adapted from TV series.

92: It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

93: my friend said to print counterfeit money for me, and I gave him 50~~ and he gave me 1 yuan. I can't go anywhere for my holiday. I thought about it for two months and wondered if he was lying to me.

95: Little girl, give your uncle a smile. If you don't smile, your uncle will give you a smile

96: Degang Guo: I turned and stood at the door of the bathroom. I feel much calmer. A man came out of the bathroom opposite me.

97: The old father is lying in bed. You are a dutiful son. You looked at the old father like this, and just ran to the bed, and at this moment you saw that something was wrong with the old man. He was so angry there that he had something to say but couldn't say it. He asked for a pen, a pen and a piece of paper, and wrote a few words on the paper trembling: "Get out! Stepped on my oxygen pipe. "

100: You are in good health. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

10 1: His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold ... This grandson is frozen!

102: Go your own way and say who you want.

104: thousands of books, a three-foot Longquan, was born in the sky. What do I think? I can't serve my country and the world. Whose husband am I?

105: hate me!

106: No way ~

107: This head is the worst! /kloc killed his father at the age of 0/3, pushed his mother into the river at the age of 0/5, and died at the age of 0/7! After watching her for less than 5 minutes, tears came down-"Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding ..."

108: That's your father, I'm talking about your father!

109: I participate, you contribute, I am happy!

1 10: Heaven and earth are silent and broad-minded, whose business is mine, for the benefit of the people, for social relief, to help you helpless mentally retarded groups.

Take your business as my business. Everyone looks like my child.

1 1 1: After my counseling, I instructed how many people who were on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

1 13: Xuanwu district is sunny and people in Tongzhou district like it very much! Looking at Fengtai, I shouted: I love you, Haidian!

Yu Qian: OK! King of suburban counties!

1 15: Grandpa, please be civilized!

1 17: If I am a star in the sky, you are the sun; If I were insulin, you would have high blood sugar. I am Pleasant Goat, and you are Big Wolf. I am an apple, and you are lust, caution. I am an orange in Guangyuan, and you are Sanlu's milk powder; I'm Edison Chen ........... (I'm not Cecilia Cheung). You're Nicholas Tse's son. Your name is uncle. ...

1 18: something happened to Yu Qian's family these days. (Bowing his head) Their house ~ ~ Old man, let's go! Hey, just a few days ago, on February 30th, 2006, at 65438, he was hanged in America ~ ~ ~

Yu Qian: "Wait a minute, that's Saddam, that's not my father."

1 19: A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good soldier!

Degang Guo: Are you under great pressure?

Yu Qian: How to curse?

Degang Guo: This is in Shanghai. How can anyone understand this sentence?

Degang Guo: I envy you!

Yu Qian: What do you envy?

Degang Guo: You know me so young? !

Degang Guo: Put pressure on ... Old money!

Yu Qian: Oh, I "ya" with you!

123: As soon as I entered the room, wow! Look at this old woman, her hair and the face of the child, and her spirit! Sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding this book "Jin Ping Mei" ...........

125: Who doesn't know that Yu Qian has never eaten pork?

126: Degang Guo: how about bungee jumping?

Jing Li: No, I'm afraid of water!

Degang Guo: It doesn't matter if you are afraid of water. I'll grind a concrete surface for you.

Jing Li: I jump on the concrete floor.

Degang Guo: After grinding, I'm afraid the child will step on the glass stubble to ensure your safety. I will tie a 500-meter rope to a 200-meter straw.

127: It takes a lot of effort to say cross talk. I am sweating here. You watch others not sweat, but others keep their own "sweat".

128: if you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

129: Kara is a dog. I wrote it, and I plan to write another one: Yu Qian is a pig.

130: When people go out to buy tickets, they all ask, "Is there a Titanic?" Yu Qian said, "Mr. Huo is dead."

13 1: Three-foot Longquan thousands of books, born in the sky, what do I mean? I can't serve my country and the world. Whose husband am I? Yu Qian: "What is this word?" Degang Guo: "Tang poetry." Yu Qian: "Why are you still looking for a wife in Tang poetry?"

132: (Yu Qian's father) Let me introduce you! I introduced Yu Qian's third-grade films.

133: Invite the director to dinner. The director said that eating Lanzhou food is simple: "Lanzhou food?" Degang Guo: "If you want wide strips, you have to add meat."

134: diligent, I just use other people's coffee time to drink beer.

135: I said Confucius was illiterate, I said Zhuge Liang was a great dancer, and I said Li Bai and Li Qingzhao were in love! Yu Qian: "Li Bai and Li Qingzhao will have sex together, a man and a woman?" Degang Guo: "They are all surnamed Li."

136: Take off your pants first if you want to get rich.

137: I am 400 points short of going to Peking University.

138: The clothes worn by these big girls are hidden.

139: Forever and ever-formalin, this bottle is all yours.

140: Mr. Guo, you respect yourself. We only sell ourselves, not artists.

14 1: It's a pleasure to have friends from afar.

142: Guo Jingjing gave her a hand in the three-meter springboard. That guy Wu.

143: roll backwards for three and a half weeks, more than a month.

144: Marriage is familiar to everyone, and it is an amateur activity loved by the broad masses of people.

145: Tower climbing competition, with first, second and third prizes, 50,000 first prizes and 70,000 second prizes. .....

My watch is expensive. The original price is 350,000 yuan, and the discount is 420%. ....

147: February14 is Valentine's Day. Wow, this day, I went out with my lover and other people's wives. His wife! ) My daughter-in-law left with someone else! ...

148: I was so angry that I scolded him severely: I will go out. (anxious mouth is not neat)

149: Your monthly salary is less than 1500, so you can't keep female stars.

150: Many heroes flashed before my eyes, including a great Simon official and Mr. Chen () who likes photography.

Hello, my name is Degang Guo. Guess my name.

152: Confucius said: all good cabbages are arched by pigs.

153: Find a Go master to perform for us.

154: Everyone is familiar with Go. A horse walking in the sun is like walking in a field. Come and go, commander, alas, shout. .....

155: Father was in a hurry and rolled up his sleeves: I'll fight with you.

156: Sister-in-law's prostate is uncomfortable.

157: I am a gangster. As long as you give me money, I will do something for you, smash people's windows and throw shit. However, you have to pay more for throwing feces. It's different to want to catch bricks and dung (Yu Qian: your underworld is really dirty)

158: I pushed the door and went in: I collected the monthly protection fee. "Go out and see where this is (police station)", I was shocked out in a cold sweat. Yu Qian: It's good enough that people let you out.

159; My fence is very big, 20 miles on one side and the same length on four sides, a big rectangle.

160: I belong to the underworld. Please have pity on me.

16 1: I stopped the woman who robbed on the road. I didn't know it was a laid-off woman until I asked. The more I talk about it, the worse it gets. Finally, I gave her five dollars.

162: Lie down where you fell.

163: I especially hope everyone can help me. You will give me a love, and I will give you a one-night stand.

164: I am not afraid of difficulties. In my dictionary, there is no difficulty. . . . . I don't have a dictionary. . . There are no words in my dictionary.

165: She picked up her slippers and hit me. Oh, you think I'm Bush.

166: There are not so many artists. Now when it rains, the artist "whoops ~ ~ ~" appears along the wall. Is the artist out of dog urine?

167: My grandfather's medicinal liquor is very good. My uncle drank it and died. Later, the forensic autopsy report came, saying that the medicinal liquor was the same as arsenic.

168: Our family has many antiques, including my uncle's slippers, pickles cooked by my grandmother, and grandpa's ashes.

169: I bought some paintings of Tang Bohu, including beautiful scenery and Fuwa, in sets of five. ....

170: I bought Wang Xizhi's handwritten Chinese characters: One World, One Dream.

17 1: I eat fast, and I lie to my stomach: you are full, you are full. ...

172: Don't think that people with tattoos are bad people. Yue Fei also has tattoos. There are four big characters tattooed on the back: Visit here.

173: While changing clothes in the car, someone was lying on the window. Look at this, big girl. You are anxious. Do you always watch people change clothes like this? The woman replied, do you always change in other people's cars?

174: I have no clothes in such cold weather, but I am wearing a plastic suit.

175: Wen Neng put pen to paper to secure the world, and immediately decided to go to the kang to meet his wife and get off the kang to learn shoes.

176: Cooking in a sputum bucket is an innovation. Who dares to eat it?

177: Today seems to be July 7th. The God Bird met a foreign chicken.

My uncle used to be a stewardess.

179: In the past, swimsuits were open to see the bottom; Now you can only see the swimsuit by pulling your ass off. It's too vulgar.

180: Shuttle through the place just visited, with wire stalks on both sides, swish, swish. ...

18 1: white swan band-dare to correct you during the day.

182: waiting for the prime minister with a shovel is always ignored.

183: The whole family is the size of a quilt and a mask.

You are a teacher and a professor.

185: I am Superman! The only difference between Superman and me is that I'm wearing underwear!

186: Brazzaville, Congo 3 1 color ice cream shop

187: I have my ambition-I want revenge.

188: putting the wicked on the cart is the wicked; Grab a handful of salt for the wicked.

189: You are not a porn actor.

190: When you have money, you can also invest in real money by bus!

19 1: The leaning tower of Pisa is boring. I don't want to see it! I've been watching it all these years. I'm always with Zhang Wenshun. "

192: deserved it and died ~ ~ ~

193: I am used to going to the kang at home.

194: Unknown crosstalk performer "Degang Guo"

195: cross talk pays attention to four lessons: pit, Mongolia, abduction and deception!

196: Is there a word for this sentence in the background?

197: I sang the truth more than 16 thousand times

198: Spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, squeak water, eat beans, throw it over the wall, squeak, and guess what ~ ~ ~ dead!

199: Cough will not only charge money ~

200: I'm dying

20 1: Wild animals in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, fresh cattle and sheep on the land, shark wings in the bird's nest of Hericium erinaceus, and deer tail tips in scallops with bear's paw! Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. Food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like wind and clouds, like being thrown into a box.

202: Don't even like the slag river? You forgot your roots! ! !

203: Thank God for the pot cooking.

204: A scientist with a way.

205: I am in your line of work.

206: This depends on rice, four dishes and one soup. Pepper shredded potatoes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor, cucumber patties and rice are enough.

207: Say another one. What are you talking about? Say something practical.

208: If you can't stop his door, if you can't stop his lock, it's a bank security lock. He can poke it with celery.

209: Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

2 10: You think I dare not stew you. If there is a pot at home, I will stew you.

2 1 1: Take a taxi ... We don't want 1 plus 6, we want 1 plus 2! I don't sit in the front. I have to pay for sitting in the front! !

265438+

2 13: Give 40 steamed buns, 80 Jin pancakes and fry two of these recipes-there are many ways to commit suicide, which is too bad for food.

2 14: ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

2 15: A friend from Taiwan Province province came backstage and took my hand and said, We like your cross talk very much, but it's getting late. It is really time for us to go. 105 There will be no car.

2 16: if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned my face.

2 17: Everyone knows! You didn't mention me in the gossip?

2 18: Play computer at home, chat with netizens on SM, and try my best to exert myself.

2 19: a general lock can be opened with a face, and a community can be opened with a bag of instant noodles.

220: When I arrived in Yunnan,' See the folk dance?' Don't look Beijing also has it! Have you ever seen anyone naked? ... without clothes, I know which nationality you are from?'

222: Give a penny of watermelon and weigh it on time.

223: I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but three pairs of chopsticks couldn't find shark's fin. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

224: We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

Just then, Bush's BP machine rang.

226: Do they have family style? If you don't pick things up in the aisle, you will lose them.

227: "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"

228: I threw the shot so far, the coach said, it doesn't count if people go out!

229: This brain is as big as a pine nut. When you open your skull, you can cook it in a bowl.

230: Come to Heaven, the buildings here are beautiful, and there are signs on both sides: No stalls around Heaven 100 meters!

23 1: If you want a hamburger, wrap a piece of paper and open it. Want to eat crabs, uncover them; Want to drink milk, take the steamed bread and pull it. ...

I want to buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto ...! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

We got lost halfway. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed to the needles in the southeast, northwest and northwest ... I said you were all behind, so we had to adopt advanced methods and throw shoes.

234: People had a plasma TV, so I got one and asked a friend to save it. As big as a wall, Motorola brand … looks empty, and the TV rings: the TV you are watching is not in the service area … what's the point? This 300 yuan is not wasted.

I was introduced to a girlfriend. It's beautiful. Her face looks like a car accident scene.

Do you have lobster two feet long? Sorry, there is nothing two feet long, only two feet two. What stupid restaurant doesn't even have a two-foot lobster? Eat a plate of shredded potatoes.

237: Know Yu Qian? I don't know! Then you won't often watch the legal system go on.

238； Our fan (Yu Qian) is ivory! ..... one side is a word, and the other side is a painting. Written by the great calligrapher Mi Nanyang.

Yu Qian: What did you write?

Degang Guo: Teacher, follow that old woman.

The first female apprentices were Li Qin and Degang Guo.

This way, this way: Teacher, please spare the old woman.

239: I just took off my cotton trousers when Miss Chun came!

240: "The Sound of Music": "Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dang ..... Zhu Bajie recited his wife's music.

24 1: I sell Kaifeng dishes, and I make Kaifeng dishes full of foreign flavor. Take the first word of the English letter. Open (take) K, seal (take) F, set (take) C, KFC. I also hung a picture of my grandfather wearing glasses.

Degang Guo: I want to sell Korean food. There's a Korean restaurant called "Full Moon 3,000 Li". Why is it called three thousand li?

Yu Qian: The people's land area is 3,000 li.

Degang Guo: Why not? Our China has a history of 5,000 years of civilization. His name is three thousand Li, and mine is five thousand years. He is the bright moon. In order to fight and understand the dialogue, the moon faces the sun. He is "the bright moon is three thousand Li". I am "Five Thousand Years of Daylight"

Yu Qian: You put everyone in.

243: Two children fight: You are CCTV, you are CCTV!

245: Guo: (Beijing tune) That gold and silver treasure should pay the highest price! Time is like a sword! The shuttle between the sun and the moon makes people old! The sun, Buddha and three golden lights cook people, (piano and book pass the door) (plop, plop! ) tell the people's own stories!

246. Degang Guo: The famous Quyi artist Ma Shen Yu Qian is a foreigner? Degang Guo: No, I'm from China. My name is Strychno: What's my last name? Degang Guo: Shani Yuqian: Do you turn a blind eye to your mother? Degang Guo: Bah-from the special performance of my role in the North Exhibition on August 6th, 2009 at 5438+08.

250: OK, let's talk about friends with Wei Tuo. Yes, he is older than me. I am his brother. How is he? He's my viagra! (Biography of Jigong)

25 1: There are no windtight pants in the world. (You must marry me)

26 1: The Dutch sun shines on the face, and Americans all laugh.

262: The prince and princess began to live a shameless life.

263: Miss Guan Gong from the sales department

264: Drink one bubble after another ...

I will feed you a handful of grass when I am a cow and a horse in my next life.

266: Anyone who has lost chaos knows it.

Maybe time is the best medicine. As the days passed, I figured it out on the third day.

268: My gentleman walked over and stretched his legs, and "pa" I gave her a hand. "Relax, I'm not a good person."

What a coincidence! You peed on your hands, too.

27 1: What do you think is wrong with me? I will change it. What do you think of me? I will change it.

I paid her a careful visit.

273: Her appearance has broken through human imagination. This woman is too easy to recognize, very post-modern, and must have the blood of Transformers.

I looked at her. "Are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?"

275: My screen name is Rejection, and the radicals are obscure, so it is huge.

277: I took nude photos two days ago and sent them online. I didn't expect the post to sink.

278: Someone came, drew a circle on her face and wrote the word "demolition".

279: She is grateful and leans gently on my shoulder. A photographer took a picture and later named it a ghost. When this photo was spread abroad, Saddam saw it and boasted, "A beautiful girl was strangled."

280: Yesterday in dream of eating, I woke up to find that my shoelaces were gone.

28 1: I won't go to hell, but whoever loves me will.