Qq Personality Signature Humor

1, contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult. Actually, I am not fat, but I am too lazy to be thin.

It's time to buy a plane ticket to heaven and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

These days, women are more and more masculine, men are more and more sissy, children are more and more mature, and adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.

6. Be your enemy's wife in your next life and spend all his money to get back at him.

7. I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, is he busy, how old he is, and what his name is.

8. I want stable grades, I can resist the cruelty of exams, and I can have a home among piles of schoolmasters.

I won't cry for you. My mascara is too expensive.

10, don't tear your smile, if you tear it, there will be no dimples.

1 1. It's hard to love someone, but it's easy to give up someone.

12, my heart is broken and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

Don't use honey traps on me, or I'll play along.

14, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage.

15, give me an atomic bomb, and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

16, after a long time, you may have no feelings, but you will definitely have children.

17, some classes are like Fu Nan battery, one class is better than one monitor.

18, you have the nerve to lie to me. I have the courage to believe it.

19, grades, you bitch, always alienating me from my parents.

Money is nothing in my hands, just like garbage, but I bought the humblest love with it.

You are my favorite, but I never drink tea.

22, marry a chicken with a chicken; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose!

23. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

24, love does not hurt people, people hurt themselves. Love doesn't do evil, but people do evil. If you don't play tricks on people, your brain is funny

25. The only thing I can afford now is chopsticks.

I don't want to be against you. I want to attend later.

27. Fahai should not use this tower to contain Mrs White Snake, but he should contain Gong Linna.

28. Being speechless means that the judge asks: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

29. Don't always talk about my face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not novel.

30, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

3 1. If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

32. A woman who can only cry is a waste, and a woman who can't cry is a monster.

After my death, please install a wireless router on my grave. Thank you.

34. This person is unlucky. Sneezing can scare him, and taking off his sweater can electrocute him.

35. Your face reminds me of a word, arbitrary.

36. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you.

37. The National Day passed so fast, just like a tornado, it was too late to do my homework.

38. It is your responsibility to educate us, and it is our right not to be educated!

39. You asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

4 1, the human stomach is called stomach, and my stomach is called stomach plus.

42. We agreed not to part, but to stay together all the time.

43. I love that boy so much. He has strong shoulders and only allows me to rely on them.

44. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

45. My boyfriend just needs to treat me as the only one.

46. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

47. Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

48. Tell me ten sentences without dirty words, which only shows that you are not familiar with me.

49. Women who are obsessed with their old feelings are the most guilty, and men who are obsessed with their old feelings are the most disgusting.

50. There is no cold person in the world, but it is not you who is warm.

5 1, the most painful thing in the world, a good spring dream was awakened by urine.

52. A day is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.

53. The monthly exam is not to show off to teachers in all subjects. They really think they teach well.

54. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

56. My predecessor got married again today. I wish him today every year and today every year.

57. If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV and you happened to meet her, would you? I'll point her out.

58. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

59. Some girls want to commit crimes behind their backs; Looking at the side, I want to shrink back; Look ahead and want to defend yourself.

60. Have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?

6 1, acne is nothing, that's your lovely bubble.

If you choose to run counter to me, please don't look back.

Underwear is like knowledge, invisible, but important.

64.who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

65. Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning, but you can sleep for another half an hour.

Everything is not normal this year, except football in China.

67. A faint glance is your earnest commitment, and a quiet moment is my life. I don't want to leave you.

68. Do you remember the black rice brother who refused to go out on a mission by Daming Lake?

69. The so-called successful woman is: B is awesome during the day and B is awesome at night.

70. If you value his money, it will become yours in due course. Strike while the iron is hot, and love to ask for money!

7 1, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain and beautiful.

On the first day of school, there will always be a group of people dressed as blind date.

73. I hope someone will hold my hand, whether it is dull or vigorous, and we will walk together.

74. I didn't buy jasmine honey tea, so I didn't have a good chance.

75. Come here. There are three words hidden in my heart for a long time. Can you get out!

76. Choose the person who can make you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style and love is a taste.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

79. After class, the teacher said, What else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

80. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

8 1, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

82. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

83. It is said that strong melons are not sweet, and my brother likes to eat bitter gourd.

84. A good friend is probably that you are crazy. I don't want to go crazy with you, but I will give you medicine regularly.

85. I saw a beautiful woman in the street today. A closer look turned out to be a mirror.

86. Those fireworks-like encounters were only temporary prosperity. Perhaps, some things have been doomed.

87. Flowers bloom not for anyone, but also for themselves. The world does not exist for anyone, nor does it exist for itself.

88. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

89. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

90. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

9 1, I remember that a few years ago, singles were said to be nobles, but in recent years, they have become dogs.

92. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

93. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

94. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

95. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

96. I hope to talk about a seven-year love, hold hands for 50 years, and proudly tell our love to future generations.

97. I wonder if you would like to be my favorite person.

98, Lao tze came to this world, it is impossible to go back alive.

99. My dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

100, headmaster, this air conditioner, if you are safe, it will be sunny; If it is not safe, be careful when you go out at night!

Qq Humorous Personality Signature

First, it is said that there is a friend whose husband's surname is Zhou and her surname is Xia. Husband and wife are discussing the name of the future baby. The wife first thought of a name called "Monday". After listening, my husband said that the name is good and continuous, and he can give birth to seven children in one breath, from "Monday" to "Monday". Then the wife asked what to do if she gave birth to the eighth child. My husband said that the eighth one is called "Summer Monday" (next Monday).

Second, some people envy other people's love, just as they envy other people's clothes, and they can't wait to buy an identical one. Please don't think so. You don't know what that seemingly beautiful dress tastes like. Maybe she choked, maybe she was hungry for five years before she put on that dress, or maybe the fabric made her itchy and rash all over. You're not the one wearing it. You don't know.

A newly divorced man told his friend the reason why he didn't remarry: "I have a dog, a cat and a myna now, which is enough." "But how can you replace your wife?" The friend asked. The man replied, "Absolutely! My dog growls all day, myna curses all day, and my cat can stay at home all night! "

Four or three people brag about whose wife is the thinnest. A Dai: "My wife's scarf can be worn as clothes." Agua refused to accept: "My wife can fall into the sewer if she takes a shower carelessly." Hua said calmly, "My wife swallowed an almond and everyone thought she was pregnant."

5. Appreciation of the most incisive myth of this year: mistress goes back to her family ... no public office! A group of eunuchs had a meeting, but no chickens talked about it; A woman divorced many times and abandoned it before; Men streaking … fooling around; Women streaking ... groundless; Children streaking ... There's plenty of time; The old man streaked … immortal; Family planning in China (a health care product); The difference between men and women is less than that of the upper class and more than that of the lower class.

6. On the day of my wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and then propose a toast one by one. Thank you for spending the most beautiful years with his most empty childhood. Now that he has grown up, he finally knows the difference between good and bad and what kind of woman he needs.

Seven, the official said: I am honest; The star said: I am innocent; Urban management said: I am kind; The rich man said: I pay taxes; Xiaosan said: I am self-reliant; The director said: I'm serious; The teacher said: I am noble; The policeman said: I am fair; Mobile said: I am honest; The bank said: I am disciplined; PetroChina said: I lost money; The hospital said: I treat diseases; The court said: I am fair; The people said: it's all nonsense.

I went home yesterday, a girl from Lu Yu. Seeing that boy on the road, I chased him and shouted, "Please marry me!" " I watched, and suddenly a young woman rushed out and took the girl away, saying, "Even if you get married, you still have to go to school."

9. Once I went to the dormitory roommate to take a shower, I changed the girlfriend number stored in his mobile phone to mine, and I texted him in bed at night, "Husband, I'm pregnant." I saw that guy suddenly turn over and get out of bed. Badabada smoked a box of cigarettes and asked the dormitory people to borrow money …

10. A man goes to work the next day after marriage and is unhappy at work. A friend asked him why, and the man said, I used to go whoring. After I finished with my daughter-in-law last night, I threw it to her 100. The friend is relieved: it's nothing if you give her money! The man is annoyed: the problem is that she found me 20-conveniently.

Eleven, some people sell wisdom, some people sell time, some people sell labor, some people sell relationships, some people sell the body, some people sell morality. If you want to make a little money, you must sell some of your own things, so "making more money" and "live high" are diametrically opposed. Being partial to either extreme will make your life very troublesome. The most comfortable life is to find balance.

I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

Thirteen, my wife cooks badly, but she likes it very much. One day I couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Why do you like cooking so much?" The wife said, "People say that if you want to get a person, you have to get that person's stomach." I said, "Then why do you cook so badly?" Hearing this, my wife angrily struck the table: "I'd rather destroy what I can't get!" " "

Fourteen, junior high school English is not good, the teacher changed my female deskmate with good English. One day in self-study class, I had a little impression on the word "husband", but it was not exact. I used this word to ask my deskmate, "Wife?" "No, honey." I always thought it was my wife, so I hooked up with her: "wife!" " She is not to be outdone: "Husband!" "wife!" "Husband! "The louder the voice. After shouting for 2 minutes, I found the classroom suddenly quiet …

Fifteen, these days, it's all sex! Men are worried about private houses, women are worried about breasts, and they are always worried. College students are worried about opening a house, renting a house to work, being hospitalized in a ward, giving birth in a delivery room, getting married in a new house, housing for ordinary people, box office for producers, second rooms for rich people and bad rooms.

At the age of sixteen, Dan accompanied his mother to go fishing by the lake. After returning home, Dandan quickly wrote a diary: "Today, my mother and I went fishing by the lake. We caught a big fish weighing 2 pounds. We are so happy. " The mother thought her daughter's writing was too simple and said angrily, "Write more!" " "Dandan bowed his head and thought about it, and changed his diary to:" Today, my mother and I went fishing by the lake, and we caught a big fish weighing 5 pounds. "

Seventeen, sometimes I really want to go to the fucking house and car, to the fucking three insurances and one gold, to the fucking marriage and children, to the fucking work and entertainment, and to the fucking residence permit. Love where you are, love who you are, go out, walk a long way, meet many people and pay a lot of love. Finally Gabrielle died in a foreign land, and the tombstone read: This guy went to another world to continue to be awesome …

Dan accompanied his mother to go fishing by the lake. After returning home, Dandan quickly wrote a diary: "Today, my mother and I went fishing by the lake. We caught a big fish weighing 2 pounds. We are so happy. " The mother thought her daughter's writing was too simple and said angrily, "Write more!" " "Dandan bowed his head and thought about it, and changed his diary to:" Today, my mother and I went fishing by the lake, and we caught a big fish weighing 5 pounds. "

19. Happiness is more like a cramp. Speaking of which, it's fascinating. They said it and left. So simply, they don't drag their feet at all, and they can't even shed tears; Pain is more like a dog skin plaster, so close to it, covered with clothes, maybe others can't see it, but now it is close to it all the time, and you can feel it every second. It is not that happiness is too short, but that we are too sensitive to pain.

After graduation, some people are disappointed, some people are lovelorn and some people are missing. Some people get rich, some get fat, and some send invitations. These things will happen one after another, and the tacit life track will come to an end and start a completely different life. I don't want to get together another day, but I hope we don't forget our original faces. After all, we both broke into each other's lives.

I stayed in a hotel yesterday. A bottle of Nongfu Spring mineral water spent in the hotel room 18 yuan. I bought two bottles outside and spent four yuan to change two bottles of civets for the prince in the hotel. I didn't get caught on patrol. This is called economic mind, and the difference of 9 times is instantly available. I'm drinking a bottle of Nongfu Spring from 18 yuan, which is awesome!

Speaking of your appearance, I don't want to discourage you. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you. I think a person's appearance should have two extremes, one is extremely beautiful, and the other is like you! 3. The dragon is both euphemistic and thrilling. 4. It's good to know you. You don't have to go to the zoo!

I am who I am. If I can't stand it, don't enter my world. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I am easily angry, I am easily jealous, I am easily heartbroken, I am easily paranoid, I am willful, I don't want to talk when I am angry, I will always giggle when I am happy, I will hide my grievances in my heart, I care and I want to be known by you, I like listening to sad songs when I am sad, and I like to share them with people I care about when I am happy.

Twenty-four, junior high school English is not good, the teacher changed my female deskmate with good English. One day in self-study class, I had a little impression on the word "husband", but it was not exact. I used this word to ask my deskmate, "Wife?" "No, honey." I always thought it was my wife, so I hooked up with her: "wife!" " She is not to be outdone: "Husband!" "wife!" "Husband! "The louder the voice. After shouting for 2 minutes, I found the classroom suddenly quiet …

Twenty-five, "In the dead of night, the curtains grumble:" I bask in the sun every day, quilt brother, you are so happy, and I sleep with my hostess every day. " "Quilt:" "Happiness? Do you know how long it takes to fart? ”""

Twenty-six, just called me 10086 to understand the business, so I got bored and took it. Q: Sir, I see that your mobile phone bill has fluctuated greatly recently. Is it because of the long business trip in different places or is there another number in use? I replied: I was dumped ... customer service MM couldn't help laughing.

Qq Personality Signature Humor

Qq Personality Signature Humor

1. If God gives me a genius brain, I will definitely open up a world.

Since you are shameless, why do you still have it on you?

3. I love you and always follow the law of infinite non-circulation.

Give me back my love to you intact, and I will leave.

5. Have you seen my cleverness? Hey, you are such a fool.

6. What can I do to make your beloved girl not want a ticket?

7. Take a little courage and fight the muddy world to the end.

8. I never believe that we can still be friends after breaking up.

I am really sorry to let you know what kind of person I am.

10, I threw away everything from you, so I turned around smartly.

1 1, you said you loved me, which is ridiculous.

12, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

13, please get out of my world, I decided to love myself.

14, if you can't beat and scold, this is fucking love.

15. Looking at your face, I feel sick.

16, in my world, you are a supporting role.

17, don't pretend to be hypocritical in front of me. I hate liars.

18, if God promises to give me another second, then I will love you.

19, as long as we have a strong heart, then everything is not a problem.

20. If there is love in the sky, people will be old and their girlfriends will die long ago.

2 1, time takes away our lives, so we slowly die.

22. Everyone can do two, but please pay attention to the number of times you do two.

23. Men take away your hypocrisy. Who still believes in love these days?

24. There is no need to say anything. Now that you have left, you won't look back.

It's not that you abandoned me, but that I abandoned you.

26. To what extent must a person be shameless to be like you?

27. A woman should be strong, and you can still live well without him.

28. I didn't know until I broke up that you didn't deserve my love.

29. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.

30. Put away your mask and get out of my world.

3 1, your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.

Spirited Away's story tells us: Don't eat too much, you will become a pig.

The simplest happiness is to do what you like.

34. I always have short hair. Is it because I have long hair and short knowledge? So I'm usually well informed

35. The efficiency of class is directly proportional to the number of times I play games.

36. Look at my miserable life with the most ordinary eyes.

Cinderella has no glass shoes, so I can't be a princess.

38. You have a great figure. The Monkey King will give you three sticks when he sees it.

39. Now I know that school is not easy to learn, and now I can still study.

40. I didn't intend to go back alive when I came into this world, but I will let you go first.

4 1, you fat bitch, always shifting my relationship with food.

42. If you think you are beautiful, you think too much.

43. Everything will come naturally in the end, but unfortunately Toyota can't stop it.

44. You are brothers who grew up with a pair of pants. Can you lend me one?

45. The teacher said not to bring anything unrelated to the exam. Should I bring myself?

46. The ancients said that men and women don't give and receive, please stay away from me.

47. If you don't leave, I will die.

48. I fell in love with you, but the alarm clock became our third party.

49. Once upon a time, a man spoke ill of me behind my back and later died.

When I passed you, my clothes were scratched and I didn't see any sparks.

Qq Personality Humor Funny Signature

1, failing in ideology and morality is better than not thinking at all.

2. When winter came, I washed the quilt carelessly.

3, squatting on the side of the road to see the chick, lying in bed playing little J.

Your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

6, Wen can squeeze the subway to read books, squeeze the subway to read books.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

8. Live easily, live easily. Life is not fucking easy.

9. Happiness has just begun, but sadness is already lurking.

10. Sleeping is the best tool to test a teacher's teaching level.

1 1. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

12, you are so dark that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.

13, when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

14, teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

15, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

16, I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

17, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

18, I am a civilized person, and all swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

19, who can not shoot for 90 minutes-China national football team

20. My ID card is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.

2 1, I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

22. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

23. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

24, buddy psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.

25. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

26. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

27. I have never met a boy I like, so I can only pretend to be heterosexual first.

28. The bankruptcy of Durex is not a tragedy, but the bankruptcy of Durex is a tragedy.

29. Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.

30. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

3 1, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

32. I really hope that snacks at home can be regenerated like geckos.

There is only one person in the world, and there is no need to be an episode of others.

If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

35. The most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, and fat loves me.

36. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

37. There are only two kinds of men in this world: nobody wants them; Grab your head.

38. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.

39. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is on the wrong wall.

40. Equality between men and women is only verbal. No, you can try it in the ladies' room.

4 1. Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

42. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died.

The person who is angry with you will never know how many times he has put up with you.

44. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

For the sake of your IQ, I won't tell you anything.

46. We are all dreamers. When dreams are gone, only dreamers are left.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

48. Men like to touch their hands when they are drunk, while women make people move around when they are drunk.

49. It doesn't matter whether you have children or not. You are afraid of buying a house, losing everything and making money to repay the loan.

50. Do I really love you? I just want to say: you will know later!

5 1, when it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

52. It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress. It's your fault that you came to college to study!

I have absolutely no feeling after drinking a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

54. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

55. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!

56. Secretary: Boss, your wife called. She said she would kiss you on the phone.

57. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

58. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

59. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters (this is cruel)

60. When I was a child, my deskmate always said I was too man. I told him that if I couldn't get married, I would call you.

6 1, I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person.

If the power goes out, I'll come to you. Why? Because you can shine.

63. Why do you think my heart is beating so hard? Thanks to my thick throat, I can jump out with my thin throat.

64. The pain of life is that after experiencing a super storm, not only did you not see the rainbow, but you also caught a cold. .

65. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up.

66. The multiple-choice questions in life are much more difficult than those in the test paper, and one of them can be guaranteed to be correct.

67. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

68. We are all good students. We don't love each other or elope. We will accompany you on the trumpet. My name is Zeng. I'm in Class 1, Grade 2.

69. People who don't understand me, please don't judge me with your B idea. We are strangers, and you are not qualified.

70. Do you think it's ok to have an abortion three times a month? Your girlfriend? No. This is my bike.

7 1, the college entrance examination results came out, and the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and told me that this is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

72. In our love, I have always played the role of loving you. When breaking up, don't ask me why I broke up, ask yourself.

73. I heard that people who have been typing wrong words have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

74. It is normal to eat the metal wire for washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking.

75. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove, pinch instant noodles, and tie condoms.

76. How to make the person you like chase you? You stand in front of him and look at him affectionately, then give him a mouth and you run. Trust me, he will definitely chase you.

77. The three most painful things for men: being caught by a lover to accompany his wife to buy food; Caught by his wife shopping with sympathizers; Trapped in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

Tell you a secret to getting rich, but don't tell anyone! Fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go and make friends!

M: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

80. Menstruation came, my stomach cried, I went to the toilet several times, and my strength was gone (Liao). It's been a long week, my period has left (Liao), and I'm alive and kicking.

8 1. If I burn incense for one year to meet you, incense for three years to know you, and incense for ten years to cherish you, I am willing to convert to Catholicism for the happiness of my next life.

82. Men's outlook on development: play with beautiful women, associate with rich women, show love to powerful women, talk to smart women, cooperate with successful women, sleep with healthy women and marry ordinary women.

A: What is the most painful thing in the world? B: At work. More painful? What is more painful to go to work every day? Overtime. No matter how painful it is. Work overtime for nothing!

84. Love is really high now. When I meet you, I will ask you for money. If I have no money, I will shake my head quickly. I would say you are single. It is right to have money. You'll be engaged right away, busy eating and drinking. The reality is really subtle, love is played by money.