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How to lose weight in a circle of friends (practical 80 sentences)
? 1. [Mo Yan: Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop]
? I should be stronger in all aspects, but I have repeatedly failed in losing weight.
? Don't you want others to say that you are beautiful and sing well ... Add the attribute of chubby to all your advantages.
? 4. A man who deserves to like himself can only be someone else's.
? 5. Fat people are not qualified to eat! We must lose weight.
? It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.
? 7. Lose weight quickly and burn fat.
? 8. Women with weight figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!
? 9. Man, you say I am fat, I lose weight, you say I am ugly, I have plastic surgery, you say I am poor, I earn money, and when I am thin, beautiful and rich, do you think I will choose again?
? 10. The fat on your body is the punishment for losing weight every time you say it next time.
? 1 1. How to put on your favorite sling without losing weight! Chiffon! Small suit! Skirt! Perm your favorite hair! Wear nice clothes! ! ! How about not eating! Can't die again! Eat, eat! Life has no pursuit! !
? 12. I hate people who look like bamboo poles and insist on telling me that they are fat. I want to lose weight. Why lose weight? ! !
? 13. You idiot, you fat bastard, wake up! You can't compare this with that until you lose weight!
? 14. Big S means eating a banana one day a week, so you see, just bear it. Why can't you if others can?
? 15. Do you know why nobody likes you? Because you are fat!
? 16. Please don't lose weight, because I want you to take part in the food contest to make money for me.
? 17. Fatty, you deserve to be laughed at. No man wants you!
? 18. If you want somebody else's capital, you can eat it! ! !
? 19. Look at my chubby face, who are you to eat! ! ! !
? 20. There is only one chance to turn over. Work hard!
? 2 1. Lose weight quickly.
? 22. Don't buy new clothes before losing weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You will always be a fat, dusty man in an old suit!
? 23. Even if we spend the whole winter in anticipation and anxiety, the next season may not be full of spring flowers.
? 24. A woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? Do I owe you since I was a kid?
? 25. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.
? 26. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Will Shao Mo die if he is decisive?
? 27. Do you just like people pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? Like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear? Women with weight figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself! Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?
? 28. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing your face.
? 29. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money way)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
? 30. I am determined to turn over a new leaf and become beautiful.
? 3 1. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!
? 32. Fat people who lose weight can't afford to get hurt. I'm too hungry to sleep.
? If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.
? 34. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? Because there are many things that are difficult to lose weight.
? God gave me a heart to lose weight, but not a mouth to lose weight.
? 36. I'm going to lose weight and cultivate my self. I can't lose weight until I am full! I must thin into a flash of lightning and light up all the poor fat people in the world!
? 37. If you don't try to lose weight, it depends on how handsome the person you want to meet is.
? 38. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.
? 39. Jolin Tsai's family worked very hard. At that time, she was still in college, and she didn't eat anything. She is also a person, so we shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves.
? 40. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
? 4 1. It is better to go to the gym to lose weight. Most people who choose the former are lazy and fat. The laziest way to lose weight is, after all, just the practice of fat people.
? 42. What can I do if I control my appetite and eat less? Will you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
? 43. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic!
? 44. When we were laughed at by thin people, we always said indignantly that I wanted to lose weight, but when did we insist, and then decided in the following ridicule that if we didn't insist, we deserved to be laughed at again and again. Who told you that we couldn't insist!
? 45. My girlfriend made up her mind to start losing weight and said to Aju, "From today on, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner!" Ah Zhu replied lightly, "That's how elephants grow up."
? 46. You will be beautiful! Just one year, a beautiful life! What can you do if you can't lose weight? It's nothing to do great things. You don't even have this perseverance! What can you do? You will accomplish nothing! No one wants you even if you look for it! Do you still want to get married? You still want to! So fat, health can't be guaranteed! You are not responsible for yourself, and you want to expect others to be responsible for you!
? 47. If you want to lose weight, don't always make excuses for yourself. If you are decisive, you will die.
? 48. A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, and I was very nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.
? 49. Don't just think about how thin you are without trying.
? 50. To make it easy for you to pick me up at the wedding!
? 5 1. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.
? 52. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a delicious mouth.
? 53. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.
? 54. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
? 55. You will always be a fat man wearing a poison gas suit!
? 56. Hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!
? 57. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
? 58. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight.
? 59. Losing weight is to prove that you are actually excellent!
? 60. In order to make the little skirt you sent delicious!
? 6 1. When it comes to wanting to participate, the word "losing weight" is quite distracting.
? 62. I will wear a sleeveless mini skirt next summer, next summer and next summer. I won't be depressed when I take pictures, and I won't be in a dilemma whether to go to the class reunion or not.
? 63. Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.
? 64. Prove your ability: Can you lose weight and what can't you do?
? 65. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!
? 66. Don't use "MC is coming" and "fear of unbalanced nutrition" as an excuse to eat, fatty.
? 67. If you want to look thin in front of people, you must lose weight in the back.
? 68. Xiao S said: "Women who weigh more than three figures have no future!" I want the future!
? 69. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel disgusting? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?
? 70. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no money! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
? 7 1. If your faith is unshakable, you will be unhappy until you die.
? 72. Just bear it.
? 73. I want to lose weight Brave roses have no way out without eating or drinking.
? 74. How can a person who can't control his weight control his life?
? 75. When your desire for perfect figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
? 76. Think about the way others look at extinct dinosaurs.
? 77. Beauty is a must regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you can definitely lose weight. Women in their twenties should be smarter than girls in their twenties, and you should know how picky this society is about women! Be thin and don't think too much.
? 78. Beautiful women are beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.
? 79. Be sure to push yourself! Can't die!
? 80. When you want to let go, tell yourself to stick to it for a while and it will pass.
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