Funny acceptance speech. Funny.

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These days, whether it is the film and television song contest, or the evaluation of excellent employees' five good families and three good students, there must be an award ceremony. After research, it seems that it is expected that the winners will have ups and downs, or that their inner peace will be very calm, but no one will turn away with the award, but will say some acceptance speeches more or less. Let me make an inventory as follows:

1. Li Luo Basso type

Thanks to the organizing Committee, the media and the audience who love and support me (Ben Er, a kiss); Thank the producers for investing in such a good film; Thank the director for giving me such an opportunity; Thanks to all the actors in the crew, you gave me the strength to shape such a role; Thanks to everyone behind the scenes, camera, without you, there would be no screen image of me; I want to thank the lighting, make-up, stereo, props, editing, audience seats ... the people who watch the car at the door turn on the lights in the morning and lock the door at night. I want to thank my wife (current), it is your understanding that has made me what I am today; Thanks to my eldest son, second daughter, younger son, younger daughter ... I want to thank my teachers, primary school, middle school and kindergarten, so that I don't have to go to college because I haven't been there yet. I also want to thank my parents, who gave birth to me and raised me; I also want to thank-oh, forget it, there are too many people to thank, so I won't say it here in order not to delay time. I just didn't thank their big dogs and puppies. The big dog looks after the house, and the puppy brings him endless happiness.

Comments: I think very, very carefully, and the people who are watching are very, very moved, but-wasting time is wasting money and killing people! Hey-the audience is going to sleep!

2. Overall summary type

Thank (affectionately, kindly) everyone I meet in my life (eyes keep discharging).

Comments: cool, comprehensive, there will be no omissions, it is estimated that even the vegetable sellers are counted, but-regardless of primary and secondary, there is no meaning.

3. Introversion

There are many people to thank, so I won't say it here. All thanks are in my heart.

Comments: Save time and don't miss anyone, because no one says anything at all and the audience doesn't know who to thank. I'm afraid only myself and the other party know.

4. Simple schizophrenia

I don't know why people love me so much ... I'm glad to win this award.

Comments: I didn't thank anyone directly, but I expressed my gratitude and gratitude to everyone, really!

Most economical and practical

After holding the trophy, say "thank you" to the microphone (not the audience). Then a face of melancholy, speechless.

Comments: Cool is a word!

6. humorous

Thank you, mom, and thank you, my grandma, for giving birth to my mom.

Comments: Without sincerity, playing with treasures is the purpose!

7. Realistic type

Thank you to the guests who presented the awards, and thank you to the friends present.

Comments: Instead of thanking some outsiders, let the people in front of you listen directly.

8. Lose self-control

Get the trophy and shout "I am the king of the world!" " "(Say that finish, a bottle was thrown around the stage, and I knew what a target was. )

Comments: Modesty is sometimes necessary.