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Is it a kind of happiness that couples can quarrel all their lives?
There is a couple who have known each other for five years since I presided over the wedding. Both belong to explosive people. Every time they meet, the husband and wife are always tinkling, quarreling anytime and anywhere, and never avoiding the time and place. We just met for the first time to communicate the wedding procedure. I don't know which tendon tripped the two men, but they quarreled in front of me. When the bride was excited, she got up and threw the teacup on the ground and said, "I won't tie the knot!" " Lest you regret it later! All men in the world are not dead! "Say, pick up your bag and turn around. The groom also stood up angrily and said, "If you don't get married, you won't get married!" " "Say that finish, say hello to my friends who introduced us, and also crustily skin of head rushed out the door. I think it's over, but the wedding will be held as usual. And on the wedding day, it was so sweet for the two of them to cuddle in front of the guests. The two happily told me that after they agreed to get married, they could only throw cheap and unbreakable things, such as pillows. If you really want to show momentum, you can only smash the ashtray. Now that five years have passed, their personalities have not changed at all. They still quarrel every time they meet, and the content of the quarrel has never changed: woman (full of sadness): I was afraid to accompany me to the hospital that time, but I went alone. I really feel guilty! Lying alone in a cold bed, crying! You can't even be responsible for what you did. You don't look like a man! I can't even think if anything happens to me in the future, will you be responsible for me? Then, I began to surf the internet to the infinite land of men, and I buckled my hat. The more I talk about it, the sadder it gets. What she said refers to unmarried pregnancy and abortion. Man (full of grief and indignation): It's the first time in my life that I have had such a big operation, and you won't even let go of your vacation. On the day of my operation, you didn't even say you were with me. When the nurse pushed me out of the operating room, I saw my whole family, except you, my heart was cold! It was my brother who asked for leave to take care of me. Then, he began to think about what she would do to herself if she was really seriously ill or old in the future, and would she protect herself? The more you talk, the more depressed you get. He meant when he was circumcised. It seems that once a husband and wife leave such an excuse for quarreling, they will be restless for life and will be brought out as soon as they quarrel. But if you can really argue for a lifetime, will it be a kind of happiness? I want to comment.
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