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Excerpt of Classic Dialogues in Ode to Joy TV Series 2

"I tell you, my father talked about this skill all his life, which is the most useful for you. To be really serious people, they are the most tired. For example, you (Guan Yuer); No, people around you are the most tired. For example, Sister Fan; Not serious, but as long as you have real skills, people will say that this is true temperament. For example, "Andy"

"Everyone knows everything, and the cultivation of human feelings is an article." Pedantry is not desirable. "employing people first, not people behind" Xiao Qiu leng. Judging from people's dishes, the tone of the knife mouth is not harmonious, and Fan Meimei needs to learn from the past.

Xie Bin, who is ass-butted in Qu Xiaoxiao, took ten steps and pointed angrily at Xie Bin: "I said what I should say at the dinner table, and you can say whatever you want. I will give you two minutes. " "You will break the law." Xie Bin only said four words. "Bah, I let you know. I hit you because you divorced my parents and because I threatened to fly you. Tonight, let you know that your foreign fantasies are flooding in Shanghai. "Andy and Bao Yifan are coming out. Andy was shocked to see this scene. " Tone, why? ""I never know how to write. Whoever dares to let me suffer, I will let him eat his fist. "A friend handed me a golf club and Qu Xiaoxiao put it across his chest." Don't worry, Andy, I have discipline and won't go to jail. Andy can only say, "Where's Dr. Zhao?" "It's like hurting a tune. What's wrong with a few sticks? "There is a kind of people who stand up and don't resist. Men dare to do it and get three sticks." Dr. Zhao stood with his arms around him and didn't care at all.

"I'm not afraid of you being angry. I have to say, your love experience may be less than Xiao Guan's. Xiao Guan has seen a lot at least. You, I suspect that you are too busy to watch it. You think this kind of thing is too childish. Do you know what kind of girls men subconsciously like? The number one is beauty. Almost all positions are pure. You have everything. But you have a lot of money. You are too smart to kill a group of people. It must be a strong man who is chasing you. I don't know how Bao Gong chased you, but I am a man. In order to catch up with you, I must do my best. The first is to express the strongest sincerity, that is, to go straight to the topic of marriage from the beginning; Then there is a full range of fast positioning, including your time and space, your heart, your heart, haha, you know (I don't understand). Then slowly fall in love, for life. "

"But you literati really look down on me? I used a wrong word in my speech. Which one of you hasn't squinted at me? "

Andy explained seriously: "There are two possibilities for strabismus. One is perfectionism, and we can't ignore the mistakes around us, but this is only the original reaction of eyelid choice. The other is intolerant and one-sided. Dr. Zhao should not be the latter. You may have exaggerated the former. "

Guan Juer couldn't help saying, "Sister Fan, if you can, give your husband a chance. He is so anxious. " "You are still young, you don't understand. I was just thinking, why do you want to get married and fall in love? Think again, in fact, a person lives more easily, wants to eat and wear, and has time to play with friends. Don't go on dates after work, leaving more flattery and promotion rewards. What is the picture? " "love" and "love! Love is fragile in front of reality. Love in adults' mouths is a cover and a fig leaf, both of which are light. One of the most tragic things for adults is to believe that they have love and are loved. Actually, this is self-deception. I'm ugly enough. Small clearance, love conditions, material conditions. Don't feel vulgar, this is the experience of people in the past. You are qualified to talk about love. "

After a while, Singularity ignored the provocation of the car behind and turned into the service area. Andy opened his eyes and saw Singularity lying on the steering wheel like Sha Pigou. He turned his face and looked at her silently. She had to say, "No, hungry oh." Singularity didn't respond, just pouted and worked hard in one direction. Andy looks in that direction. That's the bathroom. He couldn't help blushing and jumped out. Indeed, she drank so much water in the nursing home. Singularity is terrible. Since he is so meticulous, he reads whatever she just has.

"Did I hide behind others when I was sarcastic? I won't allow you to scold Qiu Yingying back? You idiot, you have no money, no looks, no talent, red eyes, you can't get along all your life, and you can't wait for others to turn over and embarrass you, you bad conscience. Bah, it's not your turn. I watched it die. You made it to the end. You will put the mouse in the nest, and the nest will be a shrinking turtle in 2202. You have seed, I will kill you if I don't scold you. "

"As friends, we respect their values. When encountering different opinions, we will remind them, but we will not interfere. However, when encountering difficulties, we must provide them with appropriate "It doesn't matter if Xiaoqiu has problems" and "It doesn't matter." Many interventions are in the name of care and love. Qin Ying's mother intervened in two people's affairs. ""Now, Xiaoqiu is facing collapse. "Andy shrugged." Adults need to bear the consequences of their choices. "

Qiu Yingying brawny tunnel: "I found that the best way to forget some stupid things is to think about money." Guan Juer was shocked and had thousands of feelings in his heart. Suddenly, she left the lady's reserve, clenched her fist at the sky and gnashed her teeth: "I want to make money, too!" " She has a rich family and has always had a high self-esteem. She doesn't want to talk about money, but she always says enough. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially Qu Xiaoxiao who didn't know how to be with the perfect man, she found that money was also very important.

Andy is obviously one year old, but he always calls his sister Fan like everyone else. Xiaomei who knows the truth is very angry. At our age, she has risen to the issue of principle.

It's not surprising that Qiu Yingying's boyfriend was hooked up with Qu Xiaoxiao, because in front of him were two women of the same age, a beautiful woman like a fox, with a rich family, a generous dowry and a returnee. On the other hand, women without foreign household registration look ordinary. If you were a man, which one would you choose?

The little earthworm decided to move in with her boyfriend. Guan Guan is very reluctant. He said that his roommate cried when he graduated from college. Will his heart fade when he grows up? In fact, no one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.

The little earthworm returned to Ode to Joy and cried and asked the fan if she could trust that person. Of course not, because fun is fun, character is character, and a good girl must pick it up and put it down. Men are like clothes, and men like him are booths.

However, Xiaomei has made a breakthrough: if it is true, the invitation message should be sent at the right time in advance, giving girls a time to think about it. How to choose late at night?

Secondly, if an ugly white supervisor sends such a text message, do you think it is sexual harassment? Then please treat everyone equally, no matter how handsome the white supervisor sends such a text message, it is sexual harassment.

We foreign girls, work is the only reliance, and we must never risk a man with no future.

Qiu Yingying said there was no problem living together before marriage. Aren't there many people who get married?

Then you can get married in a rental house, have a baby without a hukou, and you can't hire a nanny. Either your husband quarrels with your mother all day, or you quarrel with your mother-in-law. This kind of life, chickens fly and dogs jump. In less than a year, you must become a yellow-faced woman.

Swallows know to build a nest for themselves before laying eggs, let alone you.