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A low-key official claimed that he had a lovely girlfriend.
2. After confirming your eyes, you are the right person.
Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but what I like best is big pig's trotters.
4. Start with the heart and end with the bald head.
You are the cutest when you see a car full of pigs.
It's hard for me to get used to it. I want to keep it for myself when I meet the right taste.
From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
I am willing to be a child all my life, so I have reason to let you hug me all my life.
9. I will always give in to gentleness, but it is gentleness itself in you.
10. You and I have known each other for a hundred years.
1 1. If I like you, how can I give up easily unless time passes and I die?
12. Life is to return, and death is to be Sauvignon Blanc.
13. People are like rainbows, only when they meet.
14. With you, life is sweet.
15. A love that consumes everything, you can go home slowly.
16. May the southwest wind die in your arms.
17. There are stars and the sea in my eyes. The stars are you and the sea is you.
18. I will give it to you, my heart will give it to you, I will stay up all night, I will give it to you, I will give it to you for a lifetime, I will give it to you for a lifetime.
19. The subscriber you dialed is married.
20. When you smile, I feel that I own the whole world.
A low-key official announced that he had a lovely girlfriend. I started walking upright today. I'm not a dog anymore.
22. I made all the plans before I met you. The good thing is that I will spend the rest of my life with you, and the bad memories will be with you.
24. Lemon has become sweet since then!
25. My greedy fireworks are you.
I don't regret not falling in love with you earlier. Now we are just right.
27. It is a heroic dream in ordinary life and an immortal desire.
I found my lost boyfriend (girlfriend)
29. If I hadn't met you, my heart wouldn't have become so narrow, so narrow that I could only squeeze one of you.
The woman on the right/the man on the left has a good eye.
3 1. Your flowers were taken away with flowers and flowerpots. Sorry, mom, I can still get married!
32. I have seen everything in the world, and it is not as beautiful as you in my eyes.
33. I love your wandering, the sunshine in your eyes, your inexperience and anxiety, and your eyes.
34. This wave is definitely not a loss, and it has been earned in three years.
35. Thank you very much for meeting the most beautiful you at the most beautiful time.
36. He finally went blind.
37. From then on, someone asked me how warm the porridge was, and someone accompanied me at dusk.
38. Share a song: Found an angel.
39. You are a man and my little prince.
40. I just understand that after liking someone, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, and you have successes and failures.
A gentle remark by a low-key official announcing that he has a date.
Low-key official claims that someone (chapter 1) 1. I started walking upright today. I'm not a dog anymore.
It's an honor to meet you.
3. The housewife is on the line and is about to start the domestic violence mode.
You can't have it both ways, but you and I both want to be free.
Love will sink. On a dull day, the most important thing is to gently shake the "water cup" filled with love.
6. You are the cutest when you see a car full of pigs.
7. For you, it's the kind that you like from the bottom of your heart and cry when others get close.
8. "Win" and "Lose"
Now, people all over the world know that you are my world.
10. Tell Taohua not to come.
1 1. Always yield to gentleness, you are gentleness itself!
12. I want to stand by your side, look at your low eyebrows, look at your smile, I'm glad you don't talk.
13. Just pour out my heart for your heart.
The moonlight is really beautiful tonight! The wind is gentle!
15. Rivers and lakes are far away, and the same journey leads to the same destination.
16. I have decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.
17. The mountains and rivers are far and wide, and the fireworks are on earth. They're all you. They're all you.
18. Time is something that people can't catch off guard. On a sunny day, it rains on a cloudy day. I stole the moss and left you.
19. The woman on the right/the man on the left has a good eye.
20. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.
Low-key official announcement about (next) 2 1. I found my lost boyfriend (girlfriend).
22. For me, love is not a dish or a meal, nor is it a skin-to-skin relationship.
23. It is this man who has upset my plan to die alone.
24. The national distribution has finally arrived.
25. It begins at first sight and ends in old age.
26. He is the boy whose eyes are full of me.
27. There are deer bumping around in your heart, so be careful when you live in it.
Thanks to Shi Qing's peach blossom face, it has been a warm spring since then.
29. Appreciate each other and meet after dusk.
30. formally terminate the relationship.
3 1. That's you, I agree.
32. It's better to chat with you in sunny, cloudy and rainy days.
As long as you protect me, it doesn't matter whether the king wins or loses.
34. Loving you is the romantic beginning of my life.
35. Main task: Love (11)
36. With you, life is meaningful.
37. I have always been a good judge of people. You are my man at a glance.
38. To what extent are our interpersonal relationships passive? It is likely that if you take a step back, I will disappear without a trace at once.
39. Hello, everyone, this is my lovely.
40. I believe I will meet you, just like the rain that will come.
You are the cutest little star in the world. I love the whole universe just to meet you.
42. A child who can't unscrew the bottle cap will never unscrew it again.
43. I'll wrap your lipstick in the future, but you have to return it to me every day.
44. Hello, everyone, this is my second half price.
45. This kindergarten is the cutest, with a cute follower!
46. The world of mortals keeps you company.
47. I think this life is you!
48. I heard that you will come at four o'clock, and you will feel happy at three o'clock.
49. How I wish that the seed of love is you, the endless water is you, the daily necessities are you, and you are bald for the rest of my life!
50. There is no one else in sight, and you are everywhere.
5 1. Love is like a thief. I can't sleep well all day, my heart is hanging, and I am excited. The biggest insecurity factor is often yourself.
52. It is a heroic dream in ordinary life and an immortal desire.
53. A love that consumes all can slowly return home.
54. I have seen everything in the world, and it is not as beautiful as you in my eyes.
55. When I look at you, I have a panoramic view of the mountains and rivers.
56. My iceberg became her ice cream in XX's hand today.
57. When I meet a lovely person, I suddenly feel that life is not difficult, and I want to laugh in the evening breeze or cool breeze.
58. Three students were lucky enough to have a trip with mountains and rivers.
59. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
60. I am lucky to meet you in my lifetime.
520 official promotion of girlfriend's poetry copy
520 Guan Xuan's girlfriend's poetry copy article 1. I saw you that day, mountains and rivers, all under my nose!
2. It was you who woke up with your pillow in your dream.
I don't regret not falling in love with you earlier. Now we are just right.
The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.
I made all the plans until I met you. The good thing is that I will spend the rest of my life with you, and the bad memories will be with you.
6. I will give it to you, my heart will give it to you, I will stay up all night, I will give it to you, I will give it to you for a lifetime, I will give it to you for a lifetime.
7. The housewife is on the line and will soon start the domestic violence mode.
8. Life is so short that you have to struggle if you like it.
9. As long as you are here, everything is spring.
10. Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but my favorite is big pig's trotters.
1 1. Many things will get tired after reading for a long time, but the more you read, the happier you will be.
12. I still don't think it's enough. I squeeze all my tenderness out of the rough life and dedicate myself to you.
13. I have always been very accurate in judging people. You are my man at a glance.
14. You are like the treasure I found on the earth.
15. Thank you very much for meeting you at the most beautiful time.
16. I found my lost boyfriend (girlfriend)
17. Waste your life on beautiful things, such as you.
18. Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.
19. "I have a dog" and "I was adopted"
20. There is only one place in the world that I can call home, and that is where you are.
520 official promotion of my girlfriend's poem copy 2 2 1. I don't want to see the same moon with you, I want to see the moon with you.
22. It's hard for me to get used to it. When I meet the right taste, I want to keep it for myself.
23. Don't worry, it's what you want.
24. How I wish that the seed of love is you, the endless water is you, the daily necessities are you, and you are bald for the rest of my life!
25. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
26. Life has been short and sweet since I met you.
Thank you for making my boring life interesting.
28. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.
29. Apply to be a permanent resident of the place you love.
I don't want you to surprise me when I was young. I just hope you can warm me up in the future.
3 1. Lemon becomes sweet from now on!
32. It is a heroic dream in ordinary life and an immortal desire.
33. Share my heartbeat boy (share my heartbeat girl).
34. We have an appointment to visit the world together.
35. I am not disappointed this time.
There have been rumors recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.
37. Share a song: Found an angel.
38. Tell the peach blossom not to bloom, the person I am waiting for is coming.
39. I think this life is you!
40. From now on, I will only say good night to you.
I want to hug and touch you. If you refuse, you can kiss me.
42. Successfully joined the ranks of lemon suppliers.
43. "The dwarf decided to let me take her to see the world;" "This fool won't lose me, will he?"
44. I know the future can be expected, but it is this minute and second that I want to give you tenderness, indulgence and love, and you are the meaning of their existence.
45. I agree with you.
46. Love at first sight, goodbye.
There are stars and the sea in my eyes. The stars are you and the sea is you.
48. When I look at you, I can see all the mountains and rivers.
49. Your voice is the best, your body smells the best, your smile is the best, and you have everything I like.
50. Life is too long. I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset with you.
5 1. I have seen everything in the world, and it is not as beautiful as you in my eyes.
Everything I have learned, met and encountered in my life is to prepare for meeting you.
53. I want to share everything with you, the warm sunshine in the morning, the vast night sky, the beauty of the past and the beauty of the rest of my life.
54. It is this man who has upset my plan to die alone.
I can run away from everything, but I can't run away from you.
56. There is only one fish in my fish pond.
57. The main reason is that I am anxious to squander all the most extravagant tenderness for you.
58. You are the cutest when you see a car full of pigs.
59. The nicest thing to say is not "If the whole world speaks ill of you, I will tell you a lifetime love story". But "forget the past and I will give you a home".
60. Turn acacia into wine, and all the wild cats passing by are drunk.
The boy officially announced that he had a girlfriend to show his love.
Boys officially declare that they have a girlfriend to show their love (Article 1) 1. I want to have a long-term future with you and accompany you through this life. Let everyone bless us, be warm to each other and live up to each other.
2. Please give me more advice in the future life.
The best happiness is the care you give, and the most beautiful time is your company.
I am a narrow-minded person and can only pretend to be you.
I look at you, I can see all the mountains and rivers.
6. I harvested a big pig's trotter.
7. This wave will never lose money, but it will make money in three years.
8. I have decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.
9. Share my baby boy.
10. We met in a circle, and I know your importance better than anyone else.
1 1. It's hard for me to get used to it. When I meet the right taste, I want to keep it for myself.
12. It's not good to give up halfway, so I'm going to like you until I get old.
13. I looked at the moon, but I only saw you.
14. Fortunately, I met your peach blossom face, and the building has become warmer since then.
15. As long as you are here, everything is spring.
16. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.
17. We have an appointment to visit the world together.
18. I decided to live a good life and love you slowly.
19. A promise, waiting for you for a lifetime.
20. For you, it's the kind that you like from the bottom of your heart and cry when others get close.
Boys officially announce that they have girlfriends to show their love (Chapter 2) 2 1. Dare you promise to call you husband/wife?
You are the most important person in the rest of my life.
23. I heard that you will come at four o'clock, and you will feel happy at three o'clock.
24. I was arched by a pig.
25. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative.
26. My husband, it arrived today.
27. I want to have a future and a home with you.
I wanted something today, but I married her.
29. Good luck in the future, and so do you.
30. Open a love copy
3 1. Those who are near ink are black, and those who are near me are sweet.
32. I heard that my husband's family is good and my daughter is willing to listen to it all her life.
33. Fame is abroad, but home is warm.
34. I am not good, as long as you don't dislike me.
There have been rumors recently that I am in love. Let me clarify, this is true.
36. Main task: Love (11)
37. I liked you ten years ago, and I will after ten years.
38. Three meals a day for two people in four seasons.
From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
40. Life is so short that you have to struggle if you like it.
Officially announced that he has a girlfriend to share with senior copywriters.
Senior copywriter officially announced that he has a girlfriend-1. Hello, everyone, prepare one.
2. I will twist your bottle cap in the future.
The happiest thing is that I like you every day and I am liked by you.
4. In the future, I will eat your meal.
It is this man who has upset my plan to die alone.
6. How to solve your worries? Only rich, how rich? Only when you love me!
7. Hello, everyone. I'll take off my order today and start wearing two tomorrow.
8. I am happy to get the certificate and hold the certificate.
9. I look at you, and I can see all the mountains and rivers.
10. Be careful when you live in it.
1 1. "The moonlight is beautiful tonight" and "The wind is gentle"
12. You can start unscrewing the bottle cap.
13. falling in love means that we only sleep one meter, whether it is a bed of one meter eight or two meters two.
14. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and I was accompanied at dusk.
15. You can't hide what you like, just be confident.
16. A noisy city is empty without you; No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home.
He came with Xia.
18. Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip, which spreads everything, and everything is not as good as you.
19. Be your ghost girl.
20. Share a song: Found an angel.
Officially announce the senior copywriter who has a girlfriend 2 2 1. I still like you very much, like a cloud drifting in Wan Li for nine years, never resting.
22. We should be together, otherwise it's unnatural.
23. Fortunately, I have you. Fortunately, you have me.
24. He came with autumn.
25. If you have been living, it is spring.
26. When I passed his world, he held my hand.
27. The woman on the right/the man on the left has a good eye.
28. You are the Wan Li of the Galaxy, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you. Even if the sun and the moon alternate, I like you very much.
29. I have been looking for spring for half my life before I smile.
30. I have seen everything in the world, and it is not as beautiful as you in my eyes.
3 1. Be a layman and thank you for your love.
32. The road is long and the years are long.
33. I took a certificate and used it for * years, which is the most time-consuming but most honored thing for me.
34. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.
35. Share songs at the same time, one is "You will be mine" and the other is "I am yours".
You are the cutest little star in the world. I love the whole universe just to meet you.
37. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.
38. Should dating be public? I thought the same thing.
39. I have decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.
40. A careful decision by two adults.
It is officially announced that he has a girlfriend's senior copywriter 4 1. That is you, I agree.
42. At first sight, I was still excited for a long time.
43. Love is like running water, and love is like peach blossom. Let me float, let you dream.
44. My iceberg became her ice cream in XX's hand today.
45. Love is like a thief. I can sleep soundly every day, my heart is hanging, and I am excited. The biggest insecurity factor is often yourself.
46. From now on, my life slogan is: Love my wife/husband, earn money and travel around the world.
There have been rumors recently that I am in love. I want to clarify that this is true.
48. Thank you for your appearance, which made me like you for many years.
49. There are stars and the sea in my eyes. The stars are you and the sea is you.
50. I finally bound my other half.
5 1. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, which happens to be you.
I want to hug you and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.
53. Open a copy of love
54. The world is not as small as your toilet. It is not easy for me to find you.
55. Waste your life on beautiful things, such as you.
I don't want to see the same moon with you, but I want to see the moon with you.
I didn't find myself until I met you.
58. This kindergarten is the cutest, with a cute follower!
59. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for nothing.
60. I heard that my husband's family is good and my daughter is willing to listen to it all her life.
I talked for a long time about the official copy of my girlfriend.
I talked for a long time about the copy of an official girlfriend-1. It's not good to give up halfway, so I'm going to like you forever.
2. I realized that after I like someone, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you have successes and failures.
3. "Welcome to my life" and "My pleasure"
I want to hug and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.
You are the cutest pig you have ever seen.
6. Find a friend, find a friend, salute and shake hands. You are my little friend.
7. "Win" and "Lose"
8. If you have been living, it is spring.
9. Three students were lucky enough to have a trip with mountains and rivers.
10. You can't hide what you like, just be confident.
11.100000 people like it, and it is better for one person to understand it.
12. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart, and later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.
13. Your circle of friends is called donuts.
14. I want to accompany you all my life. May your sadness be comforted by me, and may your happiness be accompanied by me.
15. Hello, everyone, I have a date.
16. It was the little fool below who broke my plan to die alone.
17. I still like you very much, like a cloud floating in Wan Li for nine years, never stopping.
18. If I hadn't met you, my heart wouldn't have become so narrow, so narrow that I could only squeeze the next you.
19. Live together legally, and show your certificates.
The best happiness is the care you give, and the most beautiful time is your company.
I have been talking for a long time about the official announcement of my girlfriend's copy. 2.2 1. You love me, I love you, one heart, two people, love is as simple as that.
22. reach an agreement with xx students on the issue of love!
We met in a circle, and I know your importance better than anyone else.
24. The boyfriend (girlfriend) assigned by the state has finally arrived.
Everything I have learned, met and encountered in my life is to prepare for meeting you.
26. Established a long-term cooperative relationship.
27. Open a copy of love
28. Thank you very much for meeting the most beautiful you at the most beautiful time.
29. Join the ranks of lemon suppliers.
30. I am lucky to meet you in my lifetime.
3 1. My iceberg became her ice cream in XX's hand today.
32. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight and the wind is very gentle
Love is like a thief. I can sleep soundly every day, my heart is hanging, and I am excited. The biggest insecurity factor is often yourself.
You came to the winter solstice, but the wind stopped on your forehead, and I came a little late.
35. I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.
36. In the days to come, we should wash more clothes and cook more. ...
37. It begins at first sight and ends in old age.
38. If you can give me the love of my life, I will definitely give you a company that will never give up.
39. Should dating be public? I thought the same thing.
40. The world is a mess, but you are clean. You can hang on my heart and be the sun and the moon.
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