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Joke: I attended a buddy's wedding two days ago. Let them talk about how they met.
1' s neighbor asked the kitten, "Why did your parents beat and scold you last night?" The kitten said angrily, "It's just my negligence." They asked me, "Is grandpa better or grandpa better?" I said, "Is it a mule or a horse?"
Joke selection 2 I attended a buddy's wedding two days ago. Let them talk about how they met. The groom said they met on the bus. I asked him if he was brave. The bride said shyly, no, this shameless man robbed my seat on this bus, and I scratched his face. Later, he went to the police station! ! !
I'm gonna be late. I drove to the zebra crossing. I stopped the car, pressed the window and let an old man pass first. The old man walked on the zebra crossing with a cigarette in his mouth, trembling and stroking on his body. Just before crossing the zebra crossing, he said, "I didn't bring the fire!" " "Touch, walk back. I have to wait for him patiently. He finally came back. He finally took out his handkerchief from his trouser pocket, shook out his lighter, knocked on the fire, smoked, and began to turn around the zebra crossing again.
A hospital admitted a patient with heart disease. The nurse asked, "How did the patient get sick?" The doctor said, "This grandfather carried a bucket of water early in the morning to help his son wash the car and climbed up and down for an hour and a half!" " "Nurse:" Oh, are you overworked? "Doctor:" No! Nurse: That's because ...
Joke: Choose 5 days. Educate your daughter to write more and remember more every day. No matter how good her memory is, she might as well write it down. My daughter is also very obedient. I tidied up yesterday and saw my daughter's notebook, which said, Tuesday, sunny, my mother slapped me today! On Wednesday, my mother told my father that I didn't study hard and let my father beat me hard! The hot summer makes me cold all over!
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