What are the overbearing president’s silly quotes?

1. I want to give you happiness with my own hands, but I don’t trust others.

2. Just wait, one day you will be my son’s mother!

3. I am shy and have never dared to confess to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

4. When you are here, you are the whole world. When you are not here, the whole world is you.

5. If you don’t know how to cook, just stay here and I will cook for you later!