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Understand the interesting things in life between my husband and me

My husband is two years younger than me, and I love him very much, so there are many interesting things between us.

Interesting Story 1:

I may be considered quite lustful, my husband’s PP is very curvy and strong, I would often stand behind him and touch his PP and say, it’s so sexy Oh, my husband can’t stand this. My husband likes watching football and is so fascinated by his favorite team that he ignores me and tells me that we really have a truce tonight. I was very cooperative and said, OK, let’s call it a day and I’ll watch the game with you. Then I lay in his arms and watch with him, but I won't focus on watching the game. Blow his ears for a while, kiss his lips for a while, or draw circles on his belly button. It won’t take long before my husband can’t watch football.

Interesting Story 2 :

After my husband took a shower last night, he came out naked. I took out my camera and took a quick photo of him. My husband became shy, covered his face and ran into the bedroom, got under the covers, and didn't come out for a long time. Hearing me walk away, I quickly put on my clothes and looked at my beautiful photos, only to find that there was no memory card in the camera at all. Dizzy,~~I was teased again

Interesting story three:

My husband had a cold a few days ago, so we had a truce for two days. On the third night while cooking, my husband said, "Honey, we still have a truce tonight." I said loudly and exaggeratedly: "Are we still going to have a truce?" After saying that, I realized I was a little embarrassed. My husband smiled evilly and said, "Look at how crazy you are!" My husband behaved very well that night and there was no truce, but he still embarrasses me about this matter to this day.

Interesting story four:

My husband came back from overseas and bought new pants and belt. The day I came back was in the afternoon. As soon as I got home, my husband hugged me and said, "I miss you so much, baby," while kissing and touching me. My husband couldn't stand it anymore, so I helped him undress and take off his clothes. But the damn belt buckle couldn’t be opened. After working on it for a long time, it got tighter and tighter. My husband quickly freed up one hand to unbuckle the belt himself. I continued with the rest. I was dizzy. Why are there so many buttons and hooks? Structure It’s so complicated! I haven’t figured it out yet, so I got anxious and asked my husband why these pants were like this. My husband’s answer made me even more dizzy: “They are specially designed to protect against female perverts like you!”

Interesting Story 5:

When I was living apart from my husband, I once bought some underwear for my husband and sent him some underwear, including Sangun brand panties. Because every night we both have to talk on the phone for a while before going to bed. A few days later, my husband said that the quality of those pants was so bad that they couldn’t even hold up my shot, and they were shot three times! It turned out that the pants My pants were torn by my husband, haha!

Five reminders for "sister-brother love":

1. Let the husband further deepen his psychological understanding of himself as the marriage develops Dependence makes him feel that it is very tiring to get along with women younger than him. It is not as warm and reliable to get along with his wife, and he can completely relax.

2. Be good at protecting your husband and give him a better external environment so that he will not be chased by other women.

3. Express your needs clearly. Let the other person know your feelings for him at any time and express your appreciation, love and devotion.

4. If you have conceptual problems yourself, then "reflect" on: why does he value you more than him, and why do you deserve his attention. If you cannot treat yourself equally, how can you expect your husband to treat you equally?

5. Keep a peaceful mind. Try to watch more comedies, read classical books, listen to classical music in your free time, take more walks, and get enough sleep.

If someone asked me where the most golden period of a person's life is, I would tell him that from the perspective of happiness: 30 for men and 40 for women.