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Who can help me translate "Lanting Preface" by Wang Xizhi into vernacular?

[Translation] When you are with your wife, all you will do in your life is lying down. Sometimes I would hold her in my arms and whisper in the bedroom; sometimes I would be extremely bored and find some sustenance, and just indulge in all kinds of things. Although our excitement points are different, for example, she likes to go slower and I am impatient, but as long as we have close contact, we are both extremely excited. When that brief moment of ecstasy comes, we are so satisfied and never feel that we are old. Of course, if a couple stays together for a long time, they will inevitably experience aesthetic fatigue and become tired of that matter. Sometimes when you are in a bad mood, you don’t even want to do that. At this time, it is inevitable that each other will have some feelings and complaints. Why are things that we enjoyed so much so much now so boring? Is everything really in the past and a thing of the past? It is true that time flies by and youth is hard to regain. In fact, it is normal for such a situation to occur. Life is short, not to mention that human life span is also affected by many external factors. If you don't pay attention, you will die earlier. The ancients said: "Death and life are also a major event in life!" If you are always obsessed with marital affairs, your body will be broken down, and your life will be at risk. Isn't that a very painful thing?

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