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The classic says: with a smile, things will be different.

If we get married, the first thing I'll do is blow up the divorce office.

I deleted you, just don't want to see you change my mood for anyone.

Some things are clearly known to have passed, but they still stubbornly remember and miss; Some people know that they have gone far, but they are still stubborn and unwilling to invest; Sometimes I know I am very tired, but I still have to support and fight tenaciously. Those meaningless people and things are just put down. Who can you stubbornly show them to? A person's stubbornness, seemingly unbreakable armor, actually hurts his own heart.

My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

I passed you and you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

Don't take money too seriously Money can destroy feelings, friendship and family ties. So, what can waste money?

Happiness is like sand in our hands. The tighter we hold on, the more we lose. We should learn to let go properly. Only in this way can we keep more happiness.

Give all your unhappiness to yesterday, all your hopes to tomorrow and all your efforts to today.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

In an uncertain era, we always love too early, give up too fast, make promises easily, and don't want to wait for the result.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Like is a touch of love; Love is deep love!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.

A good article is not written by hand, but by heart. Only when you have experienced and really experienced it can you write its true feelings, which are gorgeous but not hypocritical, short and incomplete. This is an article written with heart.

Beauty makes people stop, and wisdom makes people stop.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you are the world.

The face is a thing outside the body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men do. However, a man who becomes bad when he has money, even if he has no money, is not much better in essence.

In junior high school, you cried, and the whole class came around to ask you what happened; In high school, when you were sad, a few girlfriends touched and told you, there are us, it doesn't matter; College, nobody cares about you. After work, people will only think that your acting skills are great. In fact, growing up is forcing you to be strong alone.

In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

Dream what you want and go where you want to go at the best time.

Neighbors play the piano at two o'clock in the middle of the night. Don't be angry. You can wake him up at four o'clock and tell him you appreciate his performance.

I am not only lucky, but also athlete's foot.

I get cramps when I read it, and Sven is like a diaper rash!

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

In this life, people only love once, and then even if there is gentle love, it will not hurt the bones again.

It will be dark, people will change, three points of affection, seven points of deception, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, who will be brilliant in the future.

When I was a child, I was thinking about whether to take Tsinghua or Peking University. When I grow up, I find myself thinking too much.

Classic Conversations: You have to respect yourself before others will respect you.

If a thousand people pass by me, I can hear your footsteps, because 999 people's feet are on the ground, and only your footsteps are in my heart.

I thought so when it happened. Everything happened just to enrich your life experience.

If you want to leave someone with you, you must let TA know that you can leave TA at any time.

As you mature day by day, you will naturally regret what you did yesterday Ah! Facts have proved that you can do better. Until one day, you no longer regret yesterday, you are really mature.

Love is so powerful that people can forget everything, but it is so small that they can't even hold a grain of jealous sand.

Everything can be washed away except tears, and that is time. The longer the time, the weaker the feelings, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

How many loves are like this-the beginning of the story: "I will give you happiness." At the end of the story: "I wish you happiness."

Even if you can't forget some memories, pretend you can't.

Listening to familiar songs, living a strange life, and smiling, things are different.

Meet a few more times, disappear like wildfire, leave without saying goodbye, and you will know that strength is more reliable than happiness.

Laugh, just to hide the scars in my heart.

1, I have loved him all my life, but he already has a heart.

Your heart moves with you, and time stands still because of you.

What you care about is the reason why I am happy.

4, laugh, just to cover up the scars in my heart!

Thank you for giving me stability, a stable heart.

6, don't care about what you don't care about, care about what is worth caring about.

7, you are a wall in my heart, blocking the trauma.

8. We separated, leaving only time and memories.

9. Love you, miss you, love you, miss you, and never stop!

10, intimate friends are more rare than lovers, and friends last longer than love.

1 1, sadness is a gorgeous rhythm that plays an unforgettable melody.

12, I don't care about the black and white of the world, I just want to leave in loneliness.

13, it is always wise and fools who say they love you forever.

14, the most beautiful thing about youth is not dreams, but people who follow your dreams.

15, life is a magnificent feast. If you are drunk, you won't complain about the harm of leaving.

16, lonely reality tells itself, true or false, a scene.

17, there is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

18, I want to hold you and say I love you, but I'm afraid I'll talk nonsense when I see you.

19, I have some worries in my heart, but some love can't be balanced and …

Be hard on yourself now, maybe you will be happier in the future.

2 1, happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth.

22. When sadness flows into the river, I will forget you completely.

23. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

24. Let bygones be bygones, and let bygones be bygones now.

25. Many things are between "no injustice" and "melodramatic".

26. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself know if it remains unchanged.

Love is right. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.

28. Don't like sadness too much, or you will let happiness leave home and go far away.

29. Tell me about my thoughts about you with a blooming time.

What is sad is not parting, but the feeling of missing after parting.

3 1, I hope there will be a big tree to support a green ocean for me in the future.

32. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

Tears keep falling, but I still can't forget the love you brought me.

34. In your heart, having me is enough ~ In my heart, having you is enough.

I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

36. I told my air conditioner from the bottom of my heart that it's good to have you. How can I live without you!

37. Sometimes, there is no next time, no chance to start again, no pause to continue.

38. When you really believe that everything will be fine, everything will be really fine.

39. Emotion is like a bystander. I can't control it and I don't want it to control me.

40. A person who knows how to position himself is the one who really lives well.

4 1, the disappearing smiling face still echoed yesterday, but the beautiful moment was lost to time again and again.

42. Write a favorite story wholeheartedly and love a person worthy of love all your life.

I tried to end the story, but I didn't expect it to be an ellipsis.

44. Being too concerned will become a fetter, and being lost for too long will become a pain.

45. Hugging your arms, warmth, sweetness and satisfaction are all so unique.

46. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

47. Don't forget what you once owned, don't give up what belongs to you, and keep what you lost as a memory.

48. One person will like the warmth of two people for a long time, and two people will like the freedom of one person for a long time.

49. In the world of two people, there is always a laugh, a quarrel and a coax.

50. There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no commitment when you should write.

Classic sentences about youth _ Youth with a touch of bright youth blue.

1, you can keep a constant promise, but you can't keep a fickle heart.

Congratulations on getting rid of my burden at last, don't pave the way for you and me with lies.

3. Once I took my friend out for dinner, my friend told me: I like lobster and hairy crabs, as long as they have shells. I said to the waiter, handsome boy, open melon seeds.

4, the wind blows down the tree, and the tree blocks the wind.

5, knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a lifetime contract, in order to get each other, in order to make each other happy, you are willing to make a commitment.

6. We have nothing but youth. Dreams make me different, and struggle makes me change my destiny!

7. I'll tell you the seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately. Do you remember?

8, love is like playing mahjong, not serious and not fun, too serious and easy to get hurt.

9. It was just a fleeting glimpse of youth, but I tried to use it to coerce you to reveal a kind of sadness.

10, face the past with the least regret; Face the present with the least waste; Face the future with the most dreams.

1 1, with a touch of bright youth blue in youth.

12, people are so cheap, and still miss each other so much after breaking up?

13. Give ear to listen, look back at youth, Leng Xiang is full of sleeves, and draw the future hand in hand. A piece of book ink stirred up the heart of light, dragged the dream, dyed the book, and turned into the feelings of Baiwei Wenxuan. Talking about singing literature, recalling the past and present in Xing Yun's works.

14, on the road of life, you will always fall, but only when you fall in the right place can you bravely get up. I would rather land on a lofty mountain than in a cold ditch, so that I can watch the clouds surging in Yun Qi forever. I would rather fall in the roaring waves than fall in a calm pool, and let myself watch the ebb and flow forever. I would rather fall into a strange world than fall into a warm home and watch the sunrise and sunset forever.

15, if you have no price advantage and absolute technical advantage, don't enter the Red Sea market, or you will lose!

16, there is a poem that is the most touching, and that is youth; There is a time when life is the most beautiful, and that is youth; There is the most beautiful scenery, and that is youth. Please don't say that your youth is exhausted. Maybe your fantasy has been ruthlessly destroyed by reality. Maybe your pursuit is fruitless, but you have to believe that there is no colorful spring without the baptism of cold wind. Without hard work, how can there be fruitful results? Youth is a poem without regrets.

17, many people use the happiness of youth as the price of success.

18, the sadness of youth is more than the light, so young people always weave a curtain of fleeting dreams in nameless sadness, always shed unspeakable sadness in the lonely dusk, and always sigh the passage of time in the faint dusk.

19, that year, youth turned around vigorously, and we finally deviated from the mottled road.

20. The greatest pain in life is to find that your youth is gone, but youth bean is still there.

On the Classic Sentences of Youth II

1, the oblique light is quietly dim, and the beautiful waltz is coming to an end. Sandy Su Ying is subtle and tactful, which makes this unique play more like a play. Under the beautiful curtain, there is a melodious sigh.

2. You won't feel so good when you are young. One day, you think of the silly tears you shed, the friends who were good enough to sleep together, and the people you loved who lived in them. At that time, you were confident, humble, stupid and sour in your heart. Can you tell it with others? These are all youth. After filtering through time, only the simplest and best memories are left. Youth is easy to look back.

3. Love always has an excuse. I don't love, but I can't find a reason to love.

After graduation, I don't think I will have the unbridled happiness when I was young.

5, I like you, you eat shit, I think you are powerful; I don't like you, even eating shit thinks you are awesome. Anyway, as long as you eat shit, I think you are awesome

6. The most difficult road in the world is this road of life.

You just need to understand that no one in this world will live forever, and nothing can exist forever. You will understand life.

8. Only when memory becomes something outside our bodies can we go further in this cemetery.

9. Friendship is a colorful and pure melody of life and a beautiful hymn of youth.

10, if there is an afterlife, I want to be a tree, standing in eternity, without the gesture of sadness and joy.

1 1. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

12, youth without regrets is nothing more than shame, despair and exhaustion.

13, I passed by your heart, not that I refused to stay, but that you refused to take it in.

14, if you want to succeed, work hard first.

15, the more you want to sleep, the more afraid of the dark, the more timid, the more afraid of ghosts, the more you love him, the more inferior you feel.

16, youth is beautiful, and it can shine without deliberate carving.

17, I want to waste my youth and be the captain with a heart of stone.

18, sometimes some girls cry when they see some sentences. Maybe they are not melodramatic, but they just speak her mind.

19, I will have a son with a handsome name in the future, and others will say: what a handsome father!

20, escape is not necessarily afraid to face, maybe there is just no reason to face.

On the Classic Sentences of Youth III

1, standing opposite you, deliberately meeting you, but still passing by.

2. For the last time, cherish our joys and sorrows together.

I am not the only woman in the world, but there is only one woman like me.

I only care that you finally said happy birthday to me!

5. The person you like has been liked and liked by others.

6, fuck right is love, fuck wrong is youth.

7. First love is when you think it's the last love, and the last love is when you think it's first love.

8.EXO may be just a group for you, but it is a deep love and more than two years of youth for me.

9. In the book of youth, we are in the same strain. Quilts are the graves of youth. About adolescence, self-knowledge, the simplest life, the most distant dream. All this will gradually be abstracted into some foggy dust, floating in the empty darkness outside the dream, falling day and night, and finally the dust settles. In the depths of our hopes and desires, there is a tacit understanding of youth. Like a seed dreaming quietly in the snow. So you know, I'll come back more quietly. Youth is the warmest bed and the most gorgeous clothes in life.

10, you are air, but it smells better than good. You are the sunshine, but you can shine into the night.

1 1, this scene is prosperous, not beautiful, not for the country, but for me.

12, the so-called youth is what you want, and the world is unwilling to give it to you. I can only jump up and down and exchange my most precious things.

13, it is better to dance in the thunder and lightning than to escape in the wind and rain, even if you are soaked, it is also a pleasure to enjoy life.

14. When do you like to wear school uniform best? It was when I knew I could never wear it again that we parted ways in the name of youth.

15, youth has never wronged us, but we have wronged youth. Words are too light and memories are too heavy. Please cherish or cherish our youth that is gone forever.

16. Today, I walked down the street playing the trumpet, visited many bookstores and rummaged through the books on the shelves of youth. It seems that only in this way can I prove that I also have youth and dreams.

17, I used a sack of money to go to school and traded it for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

18, do you also feel that you have a lot of free time before you finally choose to leave silently?

19, exo, I am afraid that you will grow old in this fiery youth.

20. However, youth is youth. Even if you fail completely, you should hold your head high and stride forward bravely.

Smile in early autumn-sharing interesting phrases

1. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes.

2. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

I can tell many stories, from those suitable for all ages to those unsuitable for children.

4, some people are alive, he is dead, some people are alive, he should have died!

5, two big lies in life: love you all your life, this dress is particularly thin.

If you dare to leave me, I will curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets.

7. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

8. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

9. No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

10, ask what the world is, and the sage answers: waste.

1 1. What is a rich man? Someone who uses perfume as an air freshener.

12, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

13, when you want to praise a person's beauty, you can say "no pS trace"; So is hurting others.

14, you drink medicine, I take the bottle, you hang yourself, I take the rope, you jump off the building, I shout, come on, come on.

15, the flower of the motherland, it blooms and I pinch one.

16, what are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

17, the person who holds you in the palm of his hand will put you at the foot of Wuxing Mountain one day.

18, will you stop it? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

19, the century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.

It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

2 1, I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now, I hate it in my spare time.

22. Mom said: Not necessarily an angel with wings, maybe Lei Zhenzi.

23, everyone looked for him for thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, it turned out to be an idiot.

24. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.

25. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?