Talk about phrases _ talk about mood phrases.

Of course, Doby and Doby are a perfect match! You will laugh to death when you see their funny tone phrases. The following is a funny phrase I compiled for you. I hope you like it.

Tell me about the phrase 1. The real forgetting is to face, not to escape.

As long as I am here, you won't be lonely.

3. I haven't stuck with Weibo since I listened to Weibo of Xifeng.

4. Being online has only one purpose for your invisibility, so as to avoid unnecessary embarrassment.

Do you remember the memory that we once hugged in the crowded crowd? ?

6, puppy love is infinitely good, just hanging early.

7. Long road, crowded car, I sat in the last row of seats, gently closed my eyes and imagined that you were still around.

8. In this world, people are not as loyal as dogs.

No matter how comfortable this bed is, this sheet feels too wide.

10, I really don't understand that girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but boys want to see girls who don't wear clothes!

1 1, one year old. Not a day goes by.

12, the companions who travel together understand my joke. My life will only be happy with that person.

13, sometimes, like it or not is also our painful choice.

14, no personality is my character, no characteristics is my characteristic.

15, turn the headphones to the maximum every time. I want to forget the whole world.

16, wandering in front of Pizza Hut with McDonald's Oreo-flavored wheat whirlwind.

17, men are not everything to women.

18, if you bother me again, go to your house to sing at night.

19, you will always be in my memory, give me a smile.

20. What are you good at? This is a first-class performance. Is to distort the facts.

2 1, women should learn to be smart, or they will suffer.

22. Can an ordinary person be unique?

23. It's midnight, and we are all drunk. I was sleeping when Li Wei was asleep.

Please give me a chance, I will fly more beautifully.

25. Music brings out sadness. We're writing a farewell.

If people all over the world abandon me, I will smile at them and ask them to go.

27. If you don't give up anything, you will get nothing.

28. If anyone doesn't leave me, I will live and die together.

29. Say you have a wooden head, but you still say yes with a smile. Laughing and crying?

30. The first step of genius is to wet your pants.

Funny than talking about the mood phrase 1, life is like a dream, I always suffer from insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself?

3, the so-called right and wrong, just to build a person's point of view. In fact, there is no right or wrong in this world?

4, the four evils of the new era, Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market, ex-boyfriend's hard disk.

Friendship is like a vase, it will break when it is smashed.

6. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shock the world.

7. I can't wait for you for a year or two, nor can I wait for you to be 25 years old. I can only wait for you all my life.

8. When I want to say something most, it is often the time when I am most silent.

9. I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.

10. Fate despises those who give in to it.

1 1, Happyness's pursuit, but I hesitate to turn left or right.

12, wearing a coat to go out, the typhoon didn't come; I went out with an umbrella and it didn't rain. The weather forecast is a lie, my report is a lie, and the people who love me are also lies. What else is true?

13, there are only two kinds of results of unrequited love, either making a positive result or becoming a Buddha on the spot, and taking a step back will complete your blue sea and blue sky.

14、o？ Legend has it that there are two kinds of people left in love, 1, men without money and women who can't pretend? o

15, people with no ability struggle, and people with ability struggle with others.

16, the furthest distance in the world is that we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples.

17, the commander will look on coldly and see how long it will run wild.

18, you think that if you talk to others, you will get a kind of redemption. But maybe, listening to your partner will give you an axe. With a ferocious sneer, I cut it to you.

19, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

20. Success is not an end, but a process of success. Life is the same, so is happiness.

2 1. According to the law, men can get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems. First, it is easier to kill than to be a husband. Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

22. Love never left, but I remember that you forgot.

23. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

24. To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

26. Look at a young man. It's weird. I plan to go to Thailand first, then to Korea, and marry him when I come back.

27. I smoked almost the same cigarettes and was at leisure for almost a day. Spent about the same amount of money, tasted about the same amount of salt, lived about a year.

28. There are some things you shouldn't understand and some people you shouldn't hurt.

29. The happiest thing for a man is that his wife gave birth to her own child. . . . .

30, tired, just know oneself is not superman,,,,,,

3 1. Children always want to leave home to find happiness. It was many years before they knew that the happiest place was home.

32. Emotion is not a question of thinking, and it cannot be explained clearly by empathy.

Don't care about a goal that can't be achieved in a limited time.

34. With a knife around your neck, no one will think of others.

35. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

36. What are we afraid of? We came into this world, and we don't intend to go back alive!

37. Perseverance is not enough in your career. Before insisting, it is a choice. If you find the right direction, there is hope of success.

38. Time has quietly crushed me behind my back. Once upon a time, the scar on the route you left was spreading.

39. Love and romance need qualified men to do! ! Love is a luxury that ordinary people can't afford! !

40. Sometimes, what you think belongs to you is actually very fragile, just like leaves and trees. A gust of wind is irrelevant.

4 1, bid farewell to mom and dad, went to Shanghai alone, my work dream was shattered, and the dust was full of new certificates. Money is not earned, people are not married, and the temple falls first. Who knows that in this life, the heart is in the inner circle and the body is old.

42. Can you be a little sad and pretend to be reluctant?

43. Knocking at the door in an unhappy room can't find the right person.

44. If I were a dish, my heart would be a restaurant you can't afford.

45. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

46. When will the salary increase? The ending is good, and there is little hope.

47. You are my eternal rule, and I am just a passer-by.

48. Memory is childish. As time goes by, a plaque of youth hangs.

49. I compressed you in my memory, but I couldn't find a way to decompress you.

50. Maybe love is like a fallen leaf. It seems to be flying, but it is actually falling.

Tell me this sentence mood 1, and I will try to save money! Try to buy an ATM.

2. You grew up without cover and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.

Sometimes, we have to fight for something worth fighting for.

4. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bike one by one.

Please cherish the thin people around you, because if one day a gust of wind blows, they will be blown away.

6. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

7. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Let's have another bottle! I can't stand another bottle.

I don't care if you don't love me. The world is full of beautiful women, and she will be gentler than you!

9. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills the other and plays dumb.

10 Before I met you, my world was black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

1 1, the way of sadness is a strange mystery in the world.

Everyone looks ordinary until you try to get to know them.

13, when we first fell in love, we were all ignorant. You play with me, I play with you. In the end, everyone was finished together.

14, the only thing you can get for nothing in this world is your age.

15, the teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

16, your face, the train passed without leaving a trace, and the sharpest knife in the world could not cut your face.

17. In life, there will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope.

18, spoony women are normal women, spoony men are good men.

19. Sometimes when I think of the past, my heart aches.

20. Is there such a person around you who is happy when you are angry?

2 1, dream of eating spaghetti last night, and the next day I found my shoelaces missing.

22. Don't be afraid of failure, it's terrible not to try.

23. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come to check.

24. Say it every time? Go away! ? You don't look at the terrain. How should I get up?

25. Now all cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers, right, Ceng Laoshi?

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