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Wash the car and refuel.

For everyone who loves cars, cars often have other meanings besides being a means of transportation. Our own car is not only difficult to borrow, but also has to be washed by ourselves. After all, car washing is a very ceremonial thing. Many people even want to send a circle of friends to record it after washing the car. Then let's take a look at some beautiful sentences about washing cars and seeing friends off.

Send a car wash circle of friends:

1. My wife hurt herself and I washed my car myself.

You washed well. Don't wash it next time.

Since I bought a water cannon, I have been very enthusiastic about washing cars, and neither car is enough for me to wash.

Of course, you should choose to wash your own car. It is not always as bright as new.

Only after washing the car can you touch every inch of your car carefully.

6. Why did you wash the car yourself? Is it because there is no money to wash the car? No, because truly successful people like to keep a low profile.

7. You can talk nonsense and eat indiscriminately, but the car must not be washed indiscriminately.

8. As long as I insist on washing the car, the car wash shop won't make me a penny.

9. The greatest pleasure of going home every week now is to accompany the children, that is, to wash the car by yourself.

10. The car wash shop is closed, so we can't open the door to make an appointment. It's almost dawn, so go and wash your car by yourself. Enjoy washing the car.

1 1. Look, people's practical ability and wisdom are endless. Wash your own car and repair your own car.

12. To commemorate the first time I washed my car by myself. It's really much better than washing outside

13. Wash your own car. Bright and dripping. Sure enough, labor is the most glorious and gives you great praise. It's wonderful.

14. It often rains recently. It's too much trouble not to wash the car and add glass water

15. Go back to your hometown to wash your car and wax it. Does the money you saved to buy ribs smell bad? It's just that your hands are a little sore.

16, I'd better wash my car myself. Car wash shops are all deceptive.

17. I think this hairstyle is too shameful to wash the car.

18. This is the first time in my life that I didn't take my husband to wash the car. I was very nervous when I backed up.

19. Car washing is addictive and super clean. I'm great!

20. I don't want to experience car washing by myself anymore. I am really tired.

2 1. I haven't washed my car for months. I wash and wax my own car. It is raining again.

22. I bought wax water and car wash liquid to wash the car. After washing the car, there is Oreo in the office, shaking my head. What a happy day.

23. Praise yourself for washing the car again. White cars are really hard to serve, even harder than me.

24. I spent the night in the mountains tonight. Aunt Xiao worked hard to wash the car in the afternoon, and now she is very anxious.

25. I wanted to spend money, but I woke up in the morning and saw the dissolution and economic situation, so I'd better save it first. Some people want to change jobs, but now they need to be more cautious.

26. Sometimes, there is less and less sense of accomplishment when driving. Is it not enough love? I am in a psychological cycle of self-abuse. I feel that washing my car is so boring that others are too lazy to wash it.

27. In the past, 20 yuan was the province of hair cutting, but now 20 yuan is the province of car washing. Twenty dollars became the last straw that stumped me.

28. When the economy is in trouble, I learned to wash my car, cut my hair, make my own buns and make my own hot pot at home. Having money does not mean happiness, but having no money can better reflect your own value.

29. Every day is the same as yesterday. The notice has been sent, and the dawn should be coming soon. Today, I lined up in the yard to wash the car, and I had plenty of food and clothing.

30. Many people ask me why I like to wash my own car. I said it was interesting. Actually, I just want to save 25 yuan to wash the car. When my own economy permits, I will give Xiaobai a bath once a week.

The above is a humorous talk about the bath car. In fact, there is no need to blindly set up templates to speak and make friends. As long as we express our true feelings, it is enough to impress people.

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