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Play a punch line in every sentence. The following are interesting sentences compiled by Tik Tok. Happy and funny short sentences. Welcome to read!

1, just because I saw you a few times more in the crowd, I have been blind ever since.

I will be your man from today. I have the final say

Since then, we have no loyalty, and I am no longer your father.

4. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

In the next life, I want to be your heart. If it annoys me, I won't jump.

6. I hope everyone will be better to themselves. Blame the object if you can.

7, show love, behave well, nothing to send any transfer records, like prostitution.

8. Do you like cute style, ladylike style or my epilepsy?

9. If I have any shortcomings, please tell me and I will enlarge it for you.

10, don't ask me how I'm doing. It's not that I don't have Alipay.

1 1. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.

12, no matter how big the flood is, I can't drown, because I am a frivolous person.

13, if you are really hungry, call me and I will have some snacks for you to chew.

14, the car will hit the tree when it reaches the mountain, and the ship will naturally sink when it reaches the bridge.

15, if you are lazy with me, you will lose because I am too lazy to compete with you.

16, I turn my head very high. Basically, I turn my head when I see every handsome guy.

17, people can't be too idle, think when they are idle, and lose when they are idle.

18, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why not look around?

19, Shushan has a diligent road, blaming you for not having a rich life.

I will test your math. What's your phone number, please?