Post a funny story to attract people. When the snacks are eaten, it is the lowest point in life.

1. Everyone is here to have fun, so it’s your fault to be serious.

2. A sweet person must have a sweet person in his heart.

3. Life is like squatting, sometimes you have tried too hard, but the result is just a fart.

4. There is obviously no wine in the dimple, but I am drunk.

5. When the snacks are eaten, it is the lowest point in life.

6. Come hang out with me. If I have a bite to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.

7. Elegance is not faked, but grandson is faked.

8. I treat you to candy, and you let me kiss you. .

9. You socialize with your society, I am rich and I am noble, and our perfume does not conflict with toilet water.

10. I haven’t drank milk tea for more than half a month, and I don’t feel sweet anymore.

11. Those who are greedy for money will prosper, but those who pursue love will achieve nothing.

12. These days, you can’t rely on anything, you can only rely on yourself, which is called “I rely on you” for short.

13. Time is disobedient and always urges people to grow up.

14. Falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone are two different things.

15. If you like someone, just confess it, just in case you become a spare tire.

16. I suspect that the universe has quietly intercepted the signal that someone loves me.

17. Let’s enjoy the blessings together and grow together with the flesh.

18. Others have sweet love, but I have a bald head.

19. My tenderness is expensive, but it is free for you.

20. Wear swimming goggles to meet you in case you suddenly fall in love.

21. The only things that can be gained for nothing are age and fat.

22. I am older than before, and my temper is smaller than before.

23. People of the Ming Dynasty don’t talk secretly. Come and see me when you have time.

24. The girl’s eyes should be full of Yi Yang Qianxi, not fireworks in the world.

25. Most good things come with a hard time, and most good things come with a hard time.

26. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like me. After all, not everyone has good taste.

27. You are a little fairy, you cannot reveal your fairy spirit.

29. Make a gummy bear and it will stick to you when it melts.

30. The expressionless face is fake, but the deer bumping into each other is real.