Good morning, humorous sentences. So what?

Humorous good morning greetings will make people happier and feel better. Here are some good morning funny sentences I prepared for you. Welcome to reading. I hope you like them.

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1, I hope you can eat it. You have a good appetite and are full of energy. Good morning, friend!

2. Honey, are you awake? Come out and open the door, I'm at your door!

3. hey! It's time to get up, don't sleep, you're turning into a pig, hahahahahaha … I miss you, get up and let me see you!

I told the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

In recent days, the weather is uneven, especially in the morning. Put on more clothes. Honey, it's time to get up. If you don't sleep, you'll soon become a pig. Ha ha ha ha ha!

6. Good morning, sun, good morning, Earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly. The sun will harass your ass.

7. Baby. Get up! Today's temperature * * * * humidity * * * * ultraviolet * * * * * pollution index * * * * *. All right, the tabloids are finished. Please have a look.

8. The sun shines in the morning, wishing you happiness and peace; The morning breeze blows on your face, and I hope your dream will come true soon; Have a nice morning message. Good morning!

9. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happiness flash.

10, delete your fatigue, cut out your troubles, copy your happiness, post your happiness and save it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

1 1, there are three words that have been hidden in my heart for a long time and I can't say them. I hope God can give me more courage, want to give you a sincere heart, and then say loudly: Get up!

12, Chun 'an, Cheyenne, Qiu 'an, Dong 'an, Peace Year after Year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

13, I'm really sorry to send you a message early in the morning and disturb your dream. Don't be angry. I do this because I miss you so much that I want to say to you, "lazy pig!" Get up! "

14, the beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as river, as transparent as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friend. I hope you have a good mood today!

15, my heart, together with the morning sunshine, brings happiness to your heart. Let you and I take away the happiness of the day with the breeze. Good morning!

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1. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Good morning!

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass.

3. I miss you when I wake up in my sleep and send a short message at hand; I don't know if I can be satisfied recently, and my work and life are smooth; May I always bless you, say good morning and wish Geely.

4. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happiness flash.

5. The sun shines in the morning, wishing you happiness and peace; The morning breeze blows on your face, and I hope your dream will come true soon; Have a nice morning message. Good morning!

6. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, post your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

7. Spring, summer, autumn, winter, and peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

8. Good morning, smile: * * *, have a good breakfast, be healthy, be energetic and earn money. I wish you a prosperous career and better love every day!

9. Please ask Grandpa Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with abundant energy and confidence. Good morning, my friend!

10, in the morning, when the morning glow flutters her gentle wings, it gently awakens our dreams, a ray of fresh air and a ray of sunshine that brings us happiness, dear, good morning!

Good morning, friend.

12, don't be afraid to do something wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There are right and wrong in life, not to mention many things. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter. Good morning.

13, the sun rises in the morning to light up your mood; Send a greeting to warm your mood; Send you a blessing to make you feel happy. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!

14, no one can go back and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from today. May every day be filled with hope and happiness. Good morning.

15, send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

16, good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. All the best.

17, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

18, the phone rang. Are you excited? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something nice? Are you ready? I can say it! Good morning! That's it!

19, be a calm person, be a kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and happiness in his heart. May my little greeting bring you happiness, good morning, my friend!

Quietly, I walked into your dream, slowly, I walked into your dream, gently, I called your name, get up, a new day has begun, dear, good morning!

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1, the air is really good in the morning, and I fell down when I went out; Kiss the yellow land with your mouth and grasp the gold bars with your hands; Under the cover of Jin Ruyi, action kept taking risks; Friends who receive text messages come to wrestling every morning. Haha, good morning, my friend!

2, hot water will brew tea into a thick nasal spray, due to temperature; It is a habit for a partner to care about contact, because it is simple; I wish you a happy smile because of your mood; Good morning, SMS! May you be happy every day!

3, look at your eyes, stained with gum, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

4. There are my blessings to you in sunny places, my greetings to you in rainy places, and my beloved partners in places where short messages can reach. Good morning! I wish you happiness every day and always!

5. The Spring Festival is approaching: It's too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz for you. It is a waste to invite you to travel abroad. Inviting you to eat in the sea will hurt your stomach. Sending you a rose and giving you a kiss is all a misunderstanding! I have to send a message wishing happiness and benefits.

6. After the storm, I only wish there was a heart on the bumpy road; After a thousand turns, I only hope to raise a glass to my difficult bosom friend and eliminate my fatigue. Friendship is the bud of happiness. Good morning!

7, send you a cup of morning tea, tea is full of affection, intended to help me promote, gather popularity, piss you off, two dollars and five cups, save money. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

8. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, post your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

9. Send my greetings in Japanese when the Spring Festival arrives: Wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day!

10, broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safe hail and happiness flash.

1 1, good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. All the best.

12, it's dawn, and a beautiful day has begun again. Get up, breathe fresh air and embrace the sunshine; Smile, be happy and have a happy day. Good morning, I hope you have a good mood!

13, you are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can chew it; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order! Good morning!

14, the goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. Then our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!

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