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Talk about naughty greetings about good morning.
14. We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes. Good morning! 15. The early bird catches the worm. The early bird will eat you. Good morning! 16. I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. All the best. Good morning! 17. I don't think I'm fat because I'm so cute. Good morning! 18. Good morning, I, a damn beauty, sent you a perfect blessing again. 19. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Good morning! 20. Life is like a high-speed train, and first love is like beautiful scenery on the roadside. We can sit in the car and enjoy it quietly, but we can't jump out of the car and linger. After all, the terminal is our final destination. Good morning! 2 1. I hope you can sign my cuteness with one click. Good morning! 22. I woke up in the morning and thought I had grown taller. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally. Good morning! 23. Life is always a mess. Fortunately, I make up for it by eating and sleeping. Good morning! 24. People don't want to go to school for thirty days a month. Good morning!
25. I have a travel plan when I got up today, and that is to see you at once. Good morning! 26. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep. Good morning! I got up early this morning, so that I could start thinking about you earlier. Good morning! 28. Eat a candy after getting up and tell yourself that today is also a sweet day. Good morning! 29. What you want to lose can definitely be won back bit by bit! If you want to gain more, start working hard this morning! Good morning! Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems to have been blown away by the strong wind. Good morning! 3 1. Born and easy; Live, relax. Life is not easy. Good morning! 32. The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner. Good morning! Good morning, my friends. It is difficult for you to get up every day. 34. Another day. Good morning! 35. I fight for my face in spring, my figure in summer, my temperament in autumn and my personality in winter, but I can't afford anything, so I can only work hard. Good morning! 36. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror. Good morning! In fact, happiness is very simple. Let's start with a naughty good morning greeting. 36 naughty greetings about good morning. Share it here.
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