On the Humor and Philosophy of Daquan

1, don't say what I owe you in my last life. If you have the ability, show me the iou.

2. Every time I see a beautiful woman who looks like my mother or has her period, what a painful feeling.

If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

One sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I'll give it to you".

Humor is a person's interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

6, the so-called affair is to have bread, love and want cake.

7. As an optimistic person in others' eyes, you are probably hanging to death, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

8. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

9. You are short-lived, and my obesity is temporary.

10, life, my mother gave birth to me, and I have to live.

1 1. The so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine.

12, you have nothing, and you are so charming and lazy.

13, don't ask me how I am, you are not without my Alipay.

14. If you are unhappy, sleep and let nature take its course. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

15, you must study hard and don't live by your face every day like me.

16, women like ugly men, not ugly men.

17, I am very simple. As long as you take me seriously, then your business is my business.

18, don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

A word with connotation in philosophy, talking about mood

1, it's not that love has changed, but that love and being loved are in the wrong position.

Sometimes hurting a person may be the biggest salvation in your later life.

People should never do what they are not good at.

4. The world needs too much tolerance and dedication.

When you see others clearly, you also see yourself clearly.

6. Sometimes the solution to the problem is simple, that is, doing nothing.

7. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

8. You have chosen your life, and you are responsible for your choice.

9. Marriage is an umbrella. With it, it is naturally comfortable when it rains under the scorching sun, but in relatively dull weather, it is inevitable to open an umbrella.

10, Tian Xingjian, the gentleman strives for self-improvement, the terrain is Kun, and the gentleman carries things with virtue.

1 1, root, should have been born in the soil, but fate arranged it in the water. How long can it live?

12. jealousy is a knife. In the end, it is either inserted in others or in your own heart.

13, Plato said that the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't.

14, reading, but reading the world; Tea is brewed, life is tasted; You pour wine, but taste bitter;

15, don't mix arrogance with wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

16, those who love you teach you gentleness, those who hate you teach you caution, and those who are indifferent to you teach you independence.

17. Hope and trust are the tails of lizards. Even if they are cut off, they will grow back.

18. There is always a gap between black keys on the piano. Without one, it is not wonderful.

19, fate believes in humor, and I don't need to think too much.

Don't judge a person by what you see, because what you see may be what they want you to see.

2 1, Russians are like hedgehogs, stabbing others and isolating themselves.

22. How many people want to turn back time, but time is unwilling.

23. Only yesterday can't go back, only tomorrow can't wait.

24. The fate of time is the fault of the witness.

25. Forgetting is sometimes the most frank and courageous answer.

26. People often only care about whether others care about you, but they often ignore whether they care about others.

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

28. Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

29. If there is no doubt about each other, there is no reason to separate.

30. Time will never stop, only memories will stay.

3 1, can't stop, only time.

32. If you don't think twice, there will always be losers who can be patient.

33. The highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time.

34. Everything is finally over, and it has just begun.

35. People who have no ambition always yearn for it, and those who have ambition always yearn for it.

36. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

37. Memory is a form of meeting, and forgetting is a form of freedom.

38. Sometimes we are not waiting for anyone or anything, but just waiting for years to change ourselves.

39. When you take a different road, you can see different scenery from others.

40. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity, which makes people think, make people strong, and make people know how to cherish.

4 1, standing on the scroll of time and constantly walking, it will feel very long at first, and then I will look back from time to time on the road and become a memory.

42. Don't forget what you can't. It takes no effort to really forget.

43. People who don't seek fame, enjoy themselves, don't care about benevolence and righteousness, don't be emotional, don't be ungrateful, be good at self-cultivation and accumulate virtue all their lives.

44. The stage is as big as the heart. Where there is a dream, there is hope.

45. A true friend never investigates your mistakes and never envies your success.

46. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

47. If you don't want to do it, make excuses; If you want to do it, you will find a way.

48. Dreams have not come true because they are unrealistic.

49. Dreams always wake up, and dreams that don't wake up will turn into sadness one day.

50. At first, we were busy for our dreams, and gradually we were so busy that we forgot our original dreams.

Wechat signature has philosophical connotation.

1: Only after experiencing the ups and downs of life can we appreciate the taste of this world, so we should learn to cherish life and feelings.

After a rain, a big tree fell down. It turned out that the foundation was short. We must lay a good foundation in everything to be firm.

3 1000 people have 1000 lifestyles. If you want to change anything, you must first find yourself.

Don't exchange health for money just because you are young. When you get old, you will understand that money can't buy health.

5: All the warm air in my arms has turned into wind, and I dare not meet you.

I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I didn't know that I was the best when I met you.

7. Love is diamond cut diamond, love is candidly admit defeat.

8. Love doesn't have to say sorry, but a little complaining is a little voluntary.

How can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my feelings.

10: Tears can't solve anything, let alone make people who don't like you feel sorry for you.

1 1: May all lingering love be as white as blue, even if tomorrow is separated from the horizon.

12: A place where flowers bloom, with a faint fragrance, is the most touching and refreshing, and people are intoxicated under the flowers.

13: Meeting you is the most brilliant flower and the most beautiful accident.

14: You and I are like snow, never contaminated with dust.

15: if you are injured n times, you must work hard with the strength of n.

16: I really want to have a head that can be taken off at will. I'll pull my head off and scare him to death!

17: evoke the corners of your mouth and smile lightly; The sun may be a little warmer, at least it won't glare.

18: There has been no reason for me to stay in this sad city.

19: The promise is never true, and the unfulfilled promise is never your own.

20: People who want to see you will always come to you. People who don't want to see you don't bother to open the window when they go downstairs.

2 1: Please don't waste my love for you on toilet paper.

I love you so much that I don't agree with you when you make up.

23: May you have wine, her and I wander the world alone in the future.

24: I waited for you to turn around in the old city, but you refused to be affectionate.

May someone around you always be careful to protect your children, and love you like wine wafting from the deep alley.

26: The past is not like smoke, and serious people are a little pitiful.

You love freedom so much that you can't be imprisoned, but I expect to collect you.

28: The world is too small for your bitterness. The world is too big for you to find your way.

29: WeChat personality signature, what people fear most is impermanent change. We should learn to adapt to the changes in the environment and find another innovation in the changes, instead of staying in the pain of changes.

Although beautiful flowers will fade, the moment of blooming is worth appreciating. Create beautiful things at a beautiful time, and life will be full of meaning.

3 1: Some people feel very painful when the same thing happens, while others can accept it. Because they have different endurance, people with endurance are easy to succeed.

32: It's hard to forget and let go of that period.

33: The sky turns sunny and cloudy, leaving only loneliness after happiness.

Love, after all, is a kind of sadness, accompanied by endless loneliness.

35: Use the fog to dilute the damage, and the memories will be very light, no debt, no apology.

36: How many such lovers, spinning love, ended at the beginning.

I planted a particle in a person's heart, hoping it would bear fruit.

38: The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I get old before you come?

I hid you in the deepest part of my heart and thought you were opening it.

40: You exchange one person's loneliness for two people's freedom.

4 1: Spend the lost years with plain water.

42: Waiting is the first aging in life.

43: The biggest investment in life is not the house, not the stock, but the people, who to associate with, who to go with, and what kind of friends to make have the greatest impact on life.

An inspirational message with philosophy and connotation signed by WeChat.

1: once a person is stubborn, it is inevitable to appear stupid. 2. Other people's eyes can't kill you. The only thing that can hurt you is yourself. Don't be sad. You have to live for yourself.

3. liking a person begins with respect for talent, ends with kindness and ends with character.

4. Don't worry, it's still early, and eventually someone will love you deeply and miss you to the depths of their souls.

5: You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said crowds are not what you should do.

6. Exhausting sincerity and efforts can only prove that we are not suitable.

7: All the warm air in my arms is stylized and I dare not meet you.

I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I didn't know that I was the best when I met you.

9. If you like diamond cut diamond, love is candidly admit defeat.

10: Love is a little voluntary. Don't say sorry.

1 1: How can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.

12: Tears can't solve anything, let alone make people who don't like you feel bad for you.

13: I hope you will have wine and I will wander the world alone with her in the future.

14: I waited for you to turn around in the old town, but you refused to show your love.

15: May someone around you always protect your children carefully, and love you like wine floating from the deep alley.

16: the past is not like smoke, and serious people are a little pitiful.

17: You love freedom so much that you can't be imprisoned, but I hope to collect you.

18: The world is too small for your bitterness. The world is too big for you to find your way.

19: Be the best of yourself. I hope I can have whatever you like when we meet.

20: You always envy other people's lives, but you don't know that other people's lives are not easy.

2 1: I let go of everything in the world, but I never let go of you.

22: People are not evil, but it is better not to see you.

Whether you are a man, a ghost or a god depends on yourself.

24: Some things you can't grasp can be done without hard work.

25: May you be so refined that you have sunshine in your old eyes and a frank smile.

26: I bumped into my chest, hid in my heart, infiltrated into my heart, thought for several nights, and dreamed of Wan Li.

27: I can hate you only if you live well. If you are unlucky, I don't know whether to hate you or hug you.

28: Some people who repent alone may not tell the truth.

Ask the fish for water, the horse for direction, and God for the origin of my life.

30: Meeting is always unprepared, but separation has been planned for a long time.

3 1: Isn't everyone like this? Although there is no blood relationship, as long as they are involved, they will feel uneasy.

It's no use living a lifetime if you're unhappy.

It's blue and raining. I'm waiting for you.

There are stars, rivers, fish, birds, clouds and raindrops on the mountain at night. In this fickle world, you are rare.

35: Let others give me what I can't, and try not to drag my feet.

36: You should work hard because it is not good enough. If you don't work hard, you will always be like this.

37: I like it when you say it without thinking.

I don't like joining in the fun. If I am passionate about you, you are very important.

I won't quit smoking or change for anyone.

No matter what happens, whether it is happy, sad or on the verge of collapse, we should handle things quietly, distinguish right from wrong and grow up well.

4 1: Now all our regrets and unwillingness are given to ourselves.

People with different views are really difficult to get along with.

You never know how much you can take.

44: People who like to be straightforward are gentle and arrogant.

45: Sooner or later, we can live together and think about what we should buy to eat in the supermarket.

I think of you as soon as I stop, like a believer, and I feel lonely when I think of you.

I want to be with you, even if there are thorns in front of me, even if 10 thousand people stop me, even if I have white hair.

If I go to bed early and get up early every day, will I become a good person?

49: Maybe it's because of natural cowardice. I have a bad feeling about all the fun.