Qq, talk about comments, talk about jokes.

1, when your mother gave birth to you, she must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and sloppy.

If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

4. If you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who makes the bad guy's teeth itch.

The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but hope the other person will believe it.

6. How do you and I face this promiscuous world in estrus?

7. Love sometimes feels like being drunk. Clear-headed, but out of control.

8. In fact, the day shift is short, and the computer passes as soon as it is turned on and off.

9. "Forget all the knowledge learned in school, and the rest is quality."

10, people who are not afraid to look for bones in eggs are afraid that they must look for eggs in bones.

1 1. Crying is third-rate, forbearance is second-rate, and laughter is first-rate.

12, shut up for a minute, which can save you an hour to explain.

13, half of life is bad luck and the other half is how to deal with it.

14, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.

15, the best way for a man to cherish is to let him never get it, and the best way for a woman to cherish is to satisfy her constantly!

16. Life can't be like cooking. You must prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

17, don't always look depressed with constipation!

18, no one will give you a step, please move a chair yourself.

19, don't be afraid of temptation, you resisted, which shows that you are a good person; The failure of the boycott shows that you are a good person.

20. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

2 1, the goose asked the goose, "Why do you call your father Huang Ama?" The goose said to the gosling, "Because I am your mother goose."

22. The first part: Living is meaningless. The second part: Suicide without courage.

23. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

24. I am the ideal of pork, and the life of cabbage is always vinegar. I want to be braised once.

25. Your advantage is that it is useless at critical times.

Let's go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn.

27. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

28. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

29. I dedicated my most perfect years to compulsory education.

30. A woman has two mouths, one for telling right and wrong and the other for eating people.

3 1, I have been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

In order to find out the cause of insomnia yesterday, I have insomnia again today.

This kind of female hooligan is really rare in the world.

34. Which Chinese teacher teaches you math?

35. If a woman is complaining about things that have nothing to do with you, she should consider herself an ear. Don't interrupt, or you will see it.