After 90 classic humor good mood QQ space, all talk about capital.

1. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible.

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say one word in my heart: Fried.

3. Where to fall, where to get up, and fall in the same place. I suspect there is a pit there.

4. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

6. Eat whatever you want, and be thin if you want to be thin. I can't have it both ways, so I'm going.

7. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

8. When I washed my face, I found that my mouth was very small, and it was also a cherry mouth.

9. I am a friend of mine and a classmate of mine, and I am called the three insurmountable gods.

10. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. .

1 1. So you know kung fu, that's all. Use the trick quickly, it's not high enough to reach.

12. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

13. Countless times, clothes are scratched, no sparks!

14. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

15. Computer, come on. Let me go. I am a man with something to do.

16. The most tragic thing about the exam is that I vaguely remember that the teacher said this topic, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

17. How did you grow up like this? Are you dissatisfied with the world?

18. I can't tell whether I am too strong or heartless.

19. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

20. Every time QQ coughs, I think it's a handsome guy and my friend, but I didn't expect to be kicked out by the group owner. ...

2 1. Little sunflower's mother started school, and her child always coughed badly, and most of them were abandoned. ...

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

23. You have to believe that there are still many psychopaths in this world who have never been to a mental hospital ~ ~

Classic humor, good mood, QQ space, talk about Daquan.

1. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible.

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my mind: "Fried". ...

3. Where to fall, where to get up, and fall in the same place. I suspect there is a pit there.

4. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

6. Eat whatever you want, and be thin if you want to be thin. I can't have it both ways, so I'm going.

7. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

8. When I washed my face, I found that my mouth was very small, and it was also a cherry mouth.

9. "I am' a friend of mine' and' a classmate of mine', and I am called three unsurpassed gods.

10. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. .

1 1. So you know kung fu, that's all. Use the trick quickly, it's not high enough to reach.

12. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

13. Countless times, clothes are scratched, no sparks!

14. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

15. Computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with something …

16. The most tragic thing about the exam is that I vaguely remember that the teacher said this topic, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

17. How did you grow up like this? Are you dissatisfied with the world?

18. I can't tell whether I am too strong or heartless.

19. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

20. Every time QQ makes a "cough" sound, I think it's a handsome guy and my friend, but I didn't expect to be kicked out by the group owner. ...

2 1. Little sunflower's mother started school, and her child always coughed badly, and most of them were abandoned. ...

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

23. You have to believe that there are still many psychopaths in this world who have never been to a mental hospital ~ ~

QQ talks about mood after 90.

Why do I feel that I can't hear clearly every time I watch a TV series without subtitles?

Second, my strengths: the courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

Third, it was vigorous, it was full of twists and turns, it was complacent, and it was heartbreaking. Finally, the saddest breakup turned out to be silence.

Fourth, let's celebrate that there are no fireworks.

Do you know why I am not with you? Because I'm afraid you will leave me.

If you wanted me to come to you, you would have come to me long ago. Although nobody knew each other's existence before we met.

Give up what you can't get and think about it every day. . . . .

Eight, the ugliest time, meet the most real person.

Break up, bed break up, cell phone break up, computer break up, TV break up, heating my mother forced me to marry the school. Goodbye.

10. Why is China women's diving so strong and men's table tennis so strong? Because the ancients said: to jump a few women, a gentleman strikes a good ball.

Why do I feel that I can't hear clearly every time I watch a TV series without subtitles?

Twelve, how many edges and corners have we worn away because of other people's comments? We almost forget whether to live for others or for ourselves.

Thirteen, I thought I was happy to get someone I love. Have you ever thought of someone who loves you? Are they happy?

Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck! @.

Fifteen, failure is the mother of success, pride is the mother of failure, and pride is the grandmother of success.

If I disappear, will you leave a tear for me?

Seventeen, forget about those episodes that are occasionally lost.

Eighteen, I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know whether I am important or not.

Nineteen, study is my wife, and my mobile phone is my concubine. I often think of concubines when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty about my wife when I am with concubines. I'm not qualified.

Twenty, why don't you sleep? Why can't you sleep? Because you ignored me.

21. If you really like it, the distance is nothing! If you really care, time is nothing! If you really love, waiting for a few years is nothing!

I always think I should pester you again. Maybe you like me when you are soft-hearted

Twenty-three, I feel that reciting lyrics is hundreds of times faster than endorsing.

24. You think I am happy because you have never looked into my eyes seriously.

25. He is really perfect. I'm like a foil.

Twenty-six, some people can't keep you, just let them go. When you are a dog, why bother others? Oh, you're not a dog, so why are you looking for a dog?

27. Forget the episodes that are occasionally lost.

Twenty-eight, buddy, say, let's see who can drink well and stay drunk (this is just to anesthetize your heart)

At the age of twenty-nine, I suddenly feel like a gorgeous puppet, performing all the joys and sorrows, but there are always countless shiny silver threads on my back.

All I want is someone to accompany me to the end.

Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck! @.

I'm waiting, waiting for that important person to appear.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are terrible.

Thirty-four, I heard that too ideal love can't be contacted.

Making friends: If you are as boring as Oh, come on, I'll accompany you.

Thirty-six, if you can't catch up with your dreams, change your dreams.

Thirty-seven, how wonderful is the world when you are young?

Thirty-eight, I have three things that are not three minutes hot: dreaming of friendship and liking you.

When holding hands, please don't stand side by side. Please do not hold hands when you can hug; Please don't say goodbye when you can fall in love.

What song is your chest singing? I don't want to. i do not want to grow up.

Forty-one -When bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to check the time, then unlock it and turn over several pages of menus. Lock the screen again and put it back in your trouser pocket, which is where you were shot.

Talk about the post-90s QQ mood.

1. I used to think that rough days would not be mediocre, so I was keen on running around. Later found that this is the real mediocrity.

2. Only by harvesting can we test the meaning of cultivation; Only contribution can measure the value of life.

We know all the mistakes, but we can't change them. What can be changed is called shortcomings; What cannot be changed is called weakness.

4, emotional attachment is the cause of distress, let go of emotional attachment, you can get comfortable.

The most obvious sign of a great man is a strong will.

6. The rudder that controls fate is. Don't have any illusions, and don't work hard for a day.

7. Life is only a few decades. The most important thing is to prove yourself, not please others.

When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

9, don't give up this second, there is hope for the next second! Stick to it and you will succeed!

10, the great thing is not how strong it is, but how long it can last.

1 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, you don't know which one you are.

12, when you are crushed by pressure, remember that carbon becomes a shiny diamond because of pressure.

It is not the environment that makes people, but people make the environment.

14, the so-called heroes actually refer to those who can survive in any environment.

15, don't make excuses for failure, but create conditions for success.

Youth is colorless. As the wind changes endlessly, as the fog is gorgeous and charming.

17, when a person struggles from the heart, he is a valuable person.

18, I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships!

19, the most important thing in the world is not where we are, but where we are going.

I believe all the sweat and tears will eventually turn into a beautiful story.

2 1, everyone has potential energy, but it is easy, covered by habit, blurred instantly and consumed by inertia.

22, the blade will fight to the bone, and it will die if it is invincible.

23. In your heart, there is infinite potential. One day, when you look back, you will know that this is absolutely true.

24. The heart is full of beauty, and the world in the eyes is also beautiful.

25. There are only two choices in life: start over and be the protagonist of your own life, or stand still and be the supporting role of others.