If the emperors of the Ming Dynasty met in the underworld, who would Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor, slap first?

If the emperors of the Ming Dynasty met in the underworld, who would Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor, slap first?

After his death, Zhu Yuanzhang also came to the underworld to report. Because he founded the Ming Empire, the King of Hell also looked at him differently and gave him a large official position. However, there were many outstanding emperors in the underworld, and Zhu Yuanzhang wanted to compete. It’s also difficult to get to the top spot.

As time went by, the emperors of the Ming Dynasty also came to the underworld one after another, and then Zhu Yuanzhang also learned the beginning and end of the Ming Empire. When the last emperor, Emperor Chongzhen, hanged himself in Meishan, sixteen of the Ming Dynasty The emperor also got it all. In order to summarize the past and "create the future," Zhu Yuanzhang decided to hold a summary meeting to review the past of himself and his descendants.

Of course, there will not be only one such meeting. Since Zhu Yuanzhang is the ancestor, he occasionally wants to indulge in the emperor's addiction and talk about his descendants.

The wandering ghosts leaned on both sides to watch the fun, Zhu Yuanzhang sat in the middle, and below were the fifteen previous emperors, each leading the way, some were majestic, some were frowning, sighing, and some were kneeling and crying. There were all kinds of people glaring at each other, and it was very lively.

"Quiet, descendants, today we take this opportunity to carry out some criticism and self-criticism." Zhu Yuanzhang was full of energy and his tone was serious.

"Dad, we have already arrived in the underworld, so don't put on any airs. In terms of merit, I must be the best!" Zhu Di was proud and somewhat disapproving.

"You kid still dare to disrespect your elders. If I hadn't killed those heroes, would you have won your nephew's empire? If I had known this, I should have left a blue jade for you You know what Prince Ma has three eyes!" Zhu Yuanzhang couldn't hold back his anger.

Zhu Yunwen timidly said: "Grandpa, the few ministers you left me to take care of life are too unreliable. Look at the bad idea that Huang Zicheng gave me. It's really hard to let Li Jinglong be the coach. Sun Sun." Huang Zicheng, who was among the ghosts, hurriedly left the venue for fear of being implicated.

"I don't think I could see it at the beginning. It was grandpa who didn't think well. Sunsun, you have suffered!" Zhu Yuanzhang's tone softened.

"Don't make excuses for anything. The main reason is that you don't have the ability to defend the country. This country should be led by capable people!" Zhu Di provoked Zhu Yunwen again.

"Shut up, otherwise for the sake of your merits, I would have gone down to whip you. You have robbed your nephew of his empire, and where will your father be?" Zhu Yuanzhang roared. road.

There was a commotion among the ghosts. Fang Xiaoru, Lian Zining, Qitai, Huang Guan and others were eager to try, clamoring to settle accounts with Zhu Di. Zhu Di did not dare to refute his father anymore, so he stood up and followed with a few thugs around him, and aggressively went to ask those people for a fight. There might be another bloody scene in the underworld.

At this time, the sound of wood saws was heard in the hall. It turned out that Zhu Youxiao saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he continued to practice his carpentry craft.

"You kid, put down that saw blade quickly. You still have the nerve to play carpenter here. If you hadn't ignored the government affairs and favored Wei Zhongxian, the country would have been reduced to this!" Zhu Yuanzhang thought.

"Grandpa, I am not the only one who dotes on the eunuchs, there is also Zhu Houzhao. Not only did he dote on Liu Jin, he also died in the leopard room!" Zhu Youxiao had no expression on his face, and continued to tinker with the things in his hands after speaking. timber.

"This emperor is also wise and martial, okay? I personally led the troops to win the great victory of Yingzhou. Which one of you can do it? Besides, I ordered Liu Jin to be killed." Zhu Houzhao said with a smile.

Crying suddenly came from below. It turned out to be Zhu Youjian who cried. He cried and said: "Grandpa, it's all my fault. It was me who ruined the Ming Dynasty. I belong to the country." Sinner!"

Zhu Yuanzhang walked down and touched Zhu Youjian's head: "My child, I can't blame you entirely for this. I know you tried your best and it has been difficult for you for so many years!" Zhu Yuanzhang also shed a few tears.

Seeing the opportunity coming, the cunning Zhu Houcong quickly knelt down and said with a smile: "Grandpa Zu, I also admit my mistake. I should not practice immortality and alchemy. It has delayed a lot of national government affairs!"

"You still have the nerve to smile. You are the culprit. Even if you admit your mistake, you will have to be beaten. Our great Ming Empire, in your generation, has allowed my children to be unruly in our country, and you have not fired a single shot. If he is allowed to rob and humiliate the people, he should be killed!" Then two palm prints were printed on Zhu Houcong's face.

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Zhu Yijun limped up to Zhu Yuanzhang, reluctantly knelt down and saluted: "Grandpa, please give me a few slaps. It was I who made the Jurchens develop and grow, and it was I who gave Nurhaci a chance!"

"The Jurchens destroyed the Northern Song Dynasty and came to the peak of the Ming Dynasty. Is this destiny? Find a seat and sit down." Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head helplessly and did not hit Zhu Yijun.

The hall suddenly became quiet. Everyone originally thought that the Mongols were the biggest threat, but no one expected the rise of the Jurchens.

Zhu Zhanji stood up: "This cannot be entirely attributed to Zhu Yijun. It was me who gave up Nurgandusi. If I could have strong control over the Liaodong region at that time, I would not have given the Jurchens a chance."

While everyone was discussing the Jurchen issue, the sound of fighting came from the side. It turned out that Zhu Qizhen and Zhu Qiyu were fighting.

"Back then, I was imprisoned in the Wala Army camp and suffered. I requested to return to the court many times, but you just didn't agree. Do you want me to die in the Wala Army!" Zhu Qizhen punched Zhu Qiyu in the head. Face. < /p>

"You kid also deposed my prince. Fortunately, the sky has eyes. You still locked me up in Nangong for seven years, and almost starved your brother and me to death!" He punched Zhu Qiyu again. .

This time Zhu Qiyu caught Zhu Qizhen's fist: "You favored Wang Zhen, and the two hundred thousand Ming army collapsed in an instant. You also killed the hero who saved the country. Your crime is unforgivable!"

Zhu Yuanzhang walked up to the two brothers, stopped the meaningless fight, and then slapped Zhu Qizhen, "Do you know why I hit you? You know it in your heart, you almost became a sinner for the ages!"

This time Zhu Qizhen calmed down and stopped talking like an eggplant beaten by frost. He left the venue and looked for Yu Qian among the ghosts, hoping to say sorry to Qian.

Zhu Jianshen came out, bowed deeply and said to Zhu Yuanzhang: "My father did not do everything wrong. He did not lose the dignity of the emperor in the Oala military camp, and he also abolished the burial system."

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"No one can make mistakes without being a sage. Although you are all emperors, you are also human. I am the same and have made many mistakes. I have nothing to do in the underworld these days, and I have thought a lot. I thought If my descendants follow my path, the country will survive for thousands of years. It seems that I have thought too much." Zhu Yuanzhang was filled with emotion.

"This meeting ends here. Each of you will write a report to me summarizing the gains and losses while in power. Let's adjourn the meeting!"

Zhu Yuanzhang stood up and said He walked out of the hall first.

In the next hall, Nurhaci also convened a meeting with his descendants...