Wise men don't talk in secret. What's the next funny docking?

Smart people don't talk in secret. Next joke, the master doesn't pretend to be black.

As a wise man, don't talk in secret:

1. I like your girlfriend.

2. Ugly mouth is not sweet, people are dangerous and have no money; This is me, so vivid, I don't need to pretend!

Husband was drunk and knocked on the door in a panic. My daughter-in-law saw him drunk and said angrily, "Wrong door!" " My husband turned and went downstairs. My daughter-in-law squatted on the window and saw her husband squatting downstairs. Afraid that he would freeze, she went downstairs to call him. When the husband saw his daughter-in-law, he was so wronged that he almost cried and said, "I knocked on the wrong door just now, and my ugly mother kicked me out."

4. Someone introduced a girl. After meeting her once, they liked each other very much. The next day they went to her home to meet her parents ... She had a nephew who was about five or six years old, so I played cards with her nephew in a room for a while. Her nephew suddenly asked me, "Uncle, shall I call you uncle in the future?"

My cousin's grades are good. Every day, he asks his parents to check their homework, and he also asks them to ensure that the correct rate is above 95%. His parents are proud of him. At a family gathering, my cousin asked my cousin curiously, "Why are you working so hard?" My cousin said calmly, "My classmates copied my homework, five yuan a day, one month 120 yuan. If the correct rate is low, there will be no business. "