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Tell me about the people who love me and the people I gave birth to.
Make girls happy:
1, chatting with you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel, hey! I didn't play well this time.
I am a person who can't stand criticism. If you criticize me, you have to marry me.
As God is my witness, I think about you all the time, and my eyes are watching you all the time. Damn, I mean, except in the shower!
To tell you the truth, I won't kill you or scold you. My plot is to miss you!
I especially like the sentence "Little baby is in love, I will take you to a key high school", which can't give you the gentleness of the whole world, but there is a saying, do your best.
6. I sell the dusk on the earth just to collect my desire to see you.
7. I am on earth, and you can't give me the gentleness of the whole world around me, but there is a saying that I do my best to hope that my girl will retreat, be fearless, be safe and happy, and win everything.
8. I like a sentence: Do children fall in love? I'll take you to a key high school.
9. You are my little friend. You can lose your temper and make trouble. I will coax you. If you are unhappy, you can say that I am with you. You can be yourself here. I've been there.
10. Regular girl put him on the phone. Please choose one you want to do. Man: I saw you yesterday. Woman: Where did you report it? Man: In my dream.
1 1. arouse the curiosity of girls. Please select the operation you want. Man: I know I like you. Woman: Who reported it and put it in the photo album? Man: Me.
12. Give her an exclusive nickname. Man: lazy pig. What are you doing? Woman: Who is the lazy pig? Man: You.
13. factory problem chat man: do you want to go home for a blind date during the spring festival? W: No need. M: That's right. Anyway, you have me.
14. After we are together, I am responsible for cleaning the house, supporting you at work, and you are responsible for cleaning me up [happily].
15. I am a person who can't stand criticism. If you criticize me, I will marry you.
16. As God is my witness, I miss you all the time, and my eyes look at you all the time, except taking a bath.
Not original. Tell me about it.
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