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How to send a circle of friends to report good news when you have a son?

Give birth to a son and send a circle of friends to report good news as follows:

1, comrades who have daughters, watch your cabbage, my pig is out of the market today.

From today on, my wife will sleep with someone else's husband, so I have to wait on her carefully. There's nothing I can do to refuse to accept it. Who told the boy to carry a gun?

There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe.

4, a poor night, happy to have a baby.

After thirty years of hard work, I went back to before liberation overnight.

Thanks to my dear wife, since then, another man has taken care of you with me.

7. Thank you, son, for not causing your mother too much pain. Thank you for coming to us in good health. Mom and dad love you forever.

8. My handsome boy was finally born, and the mother and son were safe.

9, stop talking, a little incoherent, just one sentence: mother and child are safe, big fat, great mother, great baby.

10, mother and child are safe, XX gold's little son, wife, you have worked hard.

1 1. Since then, there has been a soft spot. Baby, welcome to this world.

12, mother and child are safe, wife, you have worked hard, I love you. Welcome baby arrival, come to our world.

13. Thanks to my daughter-in-law for successfully giving birth to the little prince on XX, XX, XX, weighing XX Jin. I have some good news for you. I am a father.

14, hey, don't be afraid, dad will protect you forever in this life.

15, the heart I have been carrying was put down, and my dear wife gave birth to the little prince smoothly. Wish the baby a healthy and happy growth.