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Love story of provocative routine in winter
In the process of getting along with friends of the opposite sex in winter, if you want to catch each other's eyes, there must be many love stories in winter, which can quickly close the relationship. If you don't know the love story in winter, please read on, hoping to help you.
Attractive routine love story in winter 1 1 "Do you know why your parents still want you after giving birth to your sister?"
"Why?"
"For me!"
2. "Can you lend me your cup?"
"Why?"
"Because I want to lend you my life."
3. "I heard that you like to eat melon seeds."
"Not bad."
"Then I will be a sunflower."
4. "Do you know who I have been secretly in love with?"
I don't know.
"Please look back at the first word of my last sentence."
5. "Show you a magic trick"
"What magic?"
"Become super fond of you"
6. "I can't find you if I push you into the garden. Do you know why? "
"why"
"Because you are as beautiful as a flower."
7. "Why do you want to touch my things?"
"I didn't!"
"Why not, you touched my heart!"
8. "I am sick, you must come to see me."
"why"
"Heart disease still needs a cardiologist"
9. "Where are you from?"
Sichuan people
"No, you are my sweetheart."
10, "Confucius and Mencius, do you know what you are best suited to do?"
"What son"
"My wife"
1 1, "I like you, just like. . . "
"Like what"
"Just like dung beetles pushing a dung ball, be careful."
12, "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child and an artist when I grew up. Now . . "
"What about now?"
"I just want to go to your house."
13, "Is there a big temperature difference between day and night in your hometown?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why else would you be so sweet?"
14, "This is my pen and this is my pencil. . . "
"Then what?"
"You are my northern nose"
The above is a provocative love story. I think of you as dung beetles pushing a dung ball. Pay attention to more routine love stories. I see. Thanks for reading!
Winter sexy routine love story 2 qq Q&A' routine love story'
1, will you shut up? ""I didn't speak. " "Then why am I full of your voice?
2. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
3. You are guilty. You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.
4. Do you know my last name? Don't you know? I will be happy after meeting you!
5. I'm shameless? Well, why do I need a face? You've had enough!
6. Let's make a bet! "bet on what?" "You lose to be my boyfriend, and I lose to be your girlfriend."
7. "I hope that when I get old", "People around me" and "You"
8. Sit for you for a thousand years, Only for the next moment, Thinking with you
9. You are too thin. Eat more, or I won't want you. If you are fat, you can't return it! It is best to eat fat. When you get fat, no one will fight with me, and you will belong to me alone.
10, "You are like a game to me" "What game?" "Call (I am the world)"
1 1, "I will discuss life with you at night if I am obedient 1 time" and "I will discuss life 7 times if I am disobedient"
12, "I heard that you like to suck meows", "I heard that you are short of a meow" and "meow"
13, "Can you laugh?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
14, "Can you ask the way?" "Where to?" "How can I touch your heart?"
15, "Do you want to have a try?" "Try what?" "The smell of my lipstick."
16, "Give me your hand" and "Psst, you electrocuted me"
17, "You must come when I get married ~!" "Why?" "Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."
18, "I am lazy and you are lazy." "Later I became diligent." "In order to keep you from being lazy."
19, I am lonely. How do you say "Iloveyou" in English?
20. "It's really hard to be away from home" and "But if it weren't for you" and "It's no use spending time with me every day"
Do you have a car? No, do you have a room? No, it's okay. From now on, you have me.
22. If you are tired, you can stop watching the sunset, and I will accompany you through life.
The sultry routine in winter Love Story 3 The sultry love story of ancient style
1: If there is an afterlife, I will still love you. I'm afraid of forgetting the promise of this life, so I will quietly drop a tear in Meng Po Tang to awaken the memory of this life.
2: Ten thousand years is too long, love me now.
3. What should the so-called love look like: vigorous and desperate, is it love? Caring for each other and holding hands is always love? Plain as water, respectful as a guest, is it love? True love should be that two people understand each other, respect each other, don't entangle, don't shrink back, don't possess, and then go through a long journey together.
4: Holding roses, kneeling on one knee. Be my wife and have no regrets in my life. Buy a gold ring and necklace. Nod and I'll put it on you.
5. Love words, why do you feel so attractive that I can't help thinking about you all the time! Every moment is like a curse, the curse of loving someone. If one day you find that you can't miss that person all the time, maybe you should think about your feelings.
6. Our nation is used to forbearance, to inheriting our thoughts and ideals, and to burying our feelings and pains.
7. Implicit independence. You, like this exquisite lotus dew, are crystal clear and amiable, purifying my soul.
Think of the flowers he sent in the dead of night. And said some heartbreaking love words.
Tao, you may never see this, but what I want to tell you is that although we sometimes quarrel, it's all because we love you and listen to other people's love stories about our country. As a result, my heart is very unbalanced. Now that I consider myself a boy, I am willing to pay more for you. Just many times you don't understand my heart for you, and many times you hurt me. Whenever this time, I will say to myself.
10: The best lover in the world must be now, not before. The best feeling is definitely not lost, but gained. Even if the people around you are not gentle enough, not beautiful enough, even if they are boring and dull, it will hurt you the most. Don't ask too much of your lover. It is best to be willing to spend your life with you. Cherish the people around you and wish you happiness!
1 1: If you see my feelings, please take your seat accordingly.
12: You said to take me back to school to see our old place when we were old.
13: female: do you know what you look like? Man: What person? Woman: My man.
14: I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
15: In your memory, every touch is painful.
16: If you dishearten me, from now on, no matter how many sweet words you say, I will treat you as a joke.
17: You are the only one in the emotional world.
18: If happiness is like forgetting the most touching love words in the world, it is not "I love you", but when I need it, you say "I love me, I love you and you love him. I finally found out that the game of who loves who is too hurtful.
19: I'm hoarse, and I can't say that kind of sweet talk anymore.
20: Love is surging, there is wind and moon, and Fang Fei's love is around China; Acacia drunk, dreams follow, sweet love refreshing; The harp is crisp, the sound is crisp, and the time of cooking wine turns into a fleeting time; Thinking of your shadow, Fang's heart is broken and tender!
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