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Talk about non-mainstream personality with a shorter non-mainstream signature document

I have a bad temper and can't do anything. I do things without thinking. I like chatting when I am angry, so there are many people who hate me, but I don't live for those people.

If your rival in love falls into the water. What if you happen to swim? Swimming around her.

Third, good night is only for those you love the most.

Fourth,-Tencent, why can't Tencent see anyone who cares about me-

When you are chatting intimately with others, don't forget that there is another person waiting for your reply.

Six, {the first half is passion, the second half is affection, and all interventions are extramarital affairs! }

Seven, I would rather be with wolves than with dogs!

Eight, don't send photos, don't send status, when it's quiet, the visiting people are the ones who really care about you.

Nine, the way you never let go is particularly ugly.

Woman, your eyes are too beautiful to shed tears.

People who are too clingy will eventually be hated.

12. What are those two things on the giraffe's head? That's the router, and the zoo's wifi depends on it.

Thirteen, look, I have a lot of fish! Actually, you have a lot to spare.

Give water to an ordinary friend and tell him: Don't talk to your good friend: Don't finish it!

I have been with you for five years.

Sixteen, once betrayed me with a smile, and now I will not let go of betrayal-ghost mother.

Seventeen, you said that all leaving except death is betrayal, right?

Eighteen, not all girlfriends will rob boyfriends, at least not my girlfriend.

Nineteen, I have a hunch that I will grow taller!

Twenty, time will eventually consume my love for you.

Twenty-one, the only reason for Xueba to hand in the papers in advance is to watch the green fruit course.

Twenty-two, you play Okay, you play. Oh, I like the second one, I see.

I want to cry when I miss you, but I want to laugh when I don't miss you.

I hate it when people say to me, hey, tell you something and then think about it.

What if he doesn't love you? I love him, that's enough.

Twenty-six years old, she just warned me to forget you. I can't fight back with words because I can't forget it.

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First, know in whose heart you are important and in whose heart you are not.

Second, time, like evaporated rain, cannot be returned. Every parting, every betrayal, every forgetting, every heartbreak and palpitation.

Third, you tore my heart and my lungs, and I let you die.

Fourth, I see everything clearly. Finally, I left.

5. Love is like a blooming firework, no matter how beautiful it is, it is also a moment of brilliance.

How can you remember my kindness if you never take me to heart?

1. Time is ruthless and makes you old.

Don't give me that damn illusion if you don't love me.

Eight, I would like to be the angel you love in fairy tales, guarding you forever.

Nine, [the expression can be disguised but uncomfortable and will not lie]

Don't hug me like a relative, and don't force old friends to hold hands.

Do I have to bow 90 degrees to thank you for your cruelty?

I like you. I'll suffocate if I don't say it. I think you'd better suffocate.

Thirteen, the online is not online. People who shouldn't be online are online.

Fourteen, you can't force others to love yourself, you can only try to make yourself a worthy person.

I want to know your innermost thoughts. Don't keep it from me.

15. I won't like you, but I'm lying to you for fear of disturbing my relationship with you.

16. He is your choice, which is rare.

Ignore me online, it doesn't matter, I'll put up with it. Send it to you. Don't call me back. It doesn't matter. I'll go out.

I like that you take the initiative to find me and let me know that you are not tired of me.

I thought the betrayal and deception you gave me was just a small wound. I didn't expect that the betrayal and deception you gave me was a wound that I could never heal.

I have seen a flower bloom, heard a sea cry and seen your smile.

Twenty-one, late at night always makes people think a lot

Will you be afraid of your wife in the future? I'm afraid, but I'm more afraid that my wife won't be her in the future.

Twenty-three, I lived in a deep alley for a long time to keep the old days.

Take care of yourself. If you don't love yourself, who else will feel bad?

25. I make a wish here, hoping that you can fall asleep quickly and forget everything you just saw.

Will my love take me to the dawn? Can you let me know that you are here?

Twenty-seven, I am the kind of arrogant and cool person who will never take the initiative to have no friends even if I miss someone a thousand times in my heart.

Twenty-eight, it is best to talk about love only three times in your life, once ignorant and once unforgettable.

Twenty-nine, people, with a dream of red mansions, live in the three kingdoms world. They want to make some friends in Taoyuan in the Water Margin, but they always meet some monsters in Journey to the West.

I'd rather be with wolves than dogs. I'm not a bad person or a good person.

Thirty-one, if there is, I don't want to explain because I pretend to be strong.

Thirty-two, when the environment is not good, it is often the most time-consuming.

33. I'm always duplicitous, so it's hard for you to understand me.

After we broke up, I felt there was always a hole in my heart, didn't I? How big is this hole? It's about 1.77 meters and kilograms.

35. Even if others say that you are not good in all aspects, you are my proudest existence.

Thirty-six, when should I take the initiative to open the cloud?

37. "Those sentences that are called imaginative are actually addressed to you."

When you are willing to change, you will be stupid enough to think that even the pain is not that important.

Thirty-nine, [I miss you late at night, and my heart is torn to pieces]

In this society, there is no right or wrong, only strength.

Thank you for being in my heart. It doesn't matter if it has anything to do with love. "

Forty-two, whether you have had enough fun or you have seen through people, you can't escape the reality.

Forty-three, I miss you late at night, too. My heart ached.

1. Nostalgic people always live like famine victims.

Forty-four, until you are tired and want to give up.

When you really cry, I am laughing heartily. I think it's good.

Forty-six, I will lock all about your age at the bottom and never mention it again.

47. No one knows how sad you are. You'd better pour those words into your throat and heart with cold boiled water.

We are all too young, so don't take some things too seriously.

Forty-nine, the teacher said that rape flowers are in estrus. You don't study hard, do you? I rolled my eyes and smiled.

50. What you don't say is not just sadness.

5 1. I'm fine. I have a good life these days. I am not influenced by your emotions. I don't have a cold. I can sleep without your good night.

You said you loved me, too, so it was worth waiting for.

Fifty-three, what you once said is very long, and finally it turned into letting go.

I cried when I saw your message. So you never liked me.

55. I won't say anything I'm not sure about, if I feel sick. I won't do anything to cheat, betray or hurt me. I won't be in touch again.

56. The most false lie on the Internet is that I have read and agreed to use this clause.

Fifty-seven people's troubles are in one word: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it and can't forget it?

On Non-mainstream Personality

1. You hope your man will say this in the future: We cannot father protect you, and I will protect your mother.

Second, the earth is round because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.

Third, why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

If you care too much about what others say about you, you will never be yourself.

5. Believe that fate is just an excuse for you to give up.

6. Any restriction starts from one's own heart #

Seven, simple is effective.

Eight, those who hold the crown lamp are my family members that I can't abandon anyway.

Nine, don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, don't miss the past, so be safe.

Ten, habit shortcomings are the biggest shortcomings.

11. What you didn't create by yourself is not qualified to show off at all, understand?

Let today make tomorrow special, because I never flinch, because I never give up.

Thirteen, one day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness; Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.

There is a boy who can be called a best friend and a girl who can be called a brother//.

Fifteen, you don't like such a good girl as me. Did you like men as a teenager?

16. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stubbornly insist on what you shouldn't insist on.

17. Bad grades mean bad grades.

Eighteen, mistress is a good thing, it can take away men who don't love you.

Nineteen, mistress is the greatest woman in the world. She took responsibility, but she helped you see a man for who he really is. .

Be kind to the people around you, because there are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important.

Twenty-one, endure for a while, take a step back and intensify. Bitches do that.

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1. Finding the right person is the best gift for your future life.

I am not perfect, but I confess naturally. What about you?

How did I become so selfish after being asked to accept the reality?

If anyone asks, say that I have forgotten.

Sometimes I feel wronged and don't want to tell, because no one will listen to my so-called injustice.

6. I have no ifs with you, only consequences and results.

7. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we can't convince ourselves.

8. What you said broke my heart. You don't know that my pain is a hundred times worse than yours.

9. Please give me a chance. How ridiculous this is.

10, your happiness is like a knife, stabbing into my sad heart.

1 1, a drop of rain represents a note. Listening to the rain is like listening to your favorite song, which is familiar and beautiful.

12, I need someone who can always make me laugh, instead of stabbing me black and blue with just a few words.

13, maybe, you are just an episode, but I regard you as the only one.

14, you are soft-hearted You are always afraid of hurting others, so the person who is hurt will always be you.

15, love is broken, I tried to set you free, but how can you fly without me?

16, you only think of me when you need me, but where were you when I needed you?

17, insatiable, fascinated as a picture.

18, my heart is really tired, so tired. I am afraid of love, so I dare not love again.

19, if I can do this. If you can do it. So what will be the result?

20. Sometimes I think of you, nothing special, just a memory.

2 1. If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

Even if it was a lie from the beginning, I'm glad to meet you.

You don't have to be far-fetched when you say you love me. Anyway, my soul has withered.

24. No matter how much you give up and miss, you can't compare with the courage of time.

25. After every quarrel, you just pretend that nothing happened and I sulk alone.

What you are looking for is someone who will try to make you laugh when you are unhappy.

27. After you said goodbye, I squatted in the corner and cried like a child.

28, no but reluctant, who knows. How to go this way?

29. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart.

Whenever applause rings, there are always two lines of tears on my face.

3 1, a person's beauty is not necessarily on the surface, especially women.

32. Seeing my sadness, you have no pain, which proves that you don't love me.

I love you, time is nothing.

34. We have pursued happiness, at least we have seen the back of happiness.

If you always look forward to one day, it will come one day.

36. Because I am young and ignorant, everything is understandable.

37. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

38. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

39. The past cannot be changed, but the future is still in your hands.

Let's play a game. You ignore me, and I ignore you. You keep winning.

4 1. If you get lost alone in the dark, please believe that I will accompany you. You are not alone.

42. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

I hope you are my most beautiful scenery, and I am your long-awaited homecoming.

44. It's well hidden. How did you find it all at once?

45. Never mind my feelings, I am good at self-healing.

46. Either don't start, or don't wait until I fall in love with you before saying it's inappropriate.

47. A smile can't erase the pain of the past, but it is enough to fool some people.

48. Many friends in life are talking nonsense. The point is that you have no friends.

49. That kind of sadness is too well hidden to be seen by anyone.

50. Not only talent, but also waist fat.

5 1, even if I have Qian Qian's absolutely bad, I am the best when I love you.

52. This happens all the time. What you can't get is doomed to be unforgettable.

53. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to me.

54. Everything is self-inflicted and self-deceiving.

55. I don't live for life, and I don't fall for your fall.

56. Buddha said: Five hundred times in previous lives, once in this life. You were my backseat principal in your last life, right?

57. Giving is not proportional to gaining, which is the price of love.

You can trample on all my self-esteem, but please stay away from me in the future.

I missed your past, but I don't want to miss your future.

60. No matter how prosperous the smile is, it still can't take away the exclusive loneliness.

6 1. Time flooded your heart and finally disappeared in my world.

In retrospect, I just looked at myself like a passer-by.

63. I don't want anyone but you, but I don't want anyone except you.

64. Missed movies are always the best, and missed love is always the most unforgettable.

It seems that it takes longer to forget you than to love you.

66. Some things are not unclear, but unclear. Life is so tangled,

67. The happiest time is the company of commitment and the company of life.

68. People are sad, not because love is over, but when everything is over, love is still there.

It is easy to forgive, but it is not so easy to trust again.

70, the emotional line in the palm of your hand, the lines are really tangled, and the impressions are endless.

7 1, I hope one day after a certain year, I can say: damn it, I actually married him.

72. Life is like a cup of boiled water, and its taste is all in your heart.

73. I thought I was no longer injured, so I refused everyone. Without you, my life is still meaningful.

74. What you see is my words expressing my feelings, but you can't see my tears on the keyboard.

75. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck and get worse.

Sometimes it is better to be alone, and no one can hurt you.

77. Promise me that if you don't like me, don't hurt me. I am a human being, and I have a heart.

78. Why is it bitter to light a cigarette and take a sip? It turns out that I stopped smoking Hongtashan a long time ago.

79. We lasted for a long time, but lost to eternity.

80. In fact, I have always been by your side, and I have never gone far.

8 1, I hope all couples break up and don't make me jealous.

82. I just want you to bloom carefree, not for me, but for yourself.

Will you value me more than yourself in the future?

84. We will not sacrifice our love with blood.

The most intolerable thing is that we tolerate everything.

86. In order not to pass by each other when meeting, cherish it.

87. Life is full of calculations, including yourself.

88. A person who laughs like a fool is just a person who wakes up from a dream and cries like a madman.

89. Our little story is like the shadow of leaves in the sun, finely and mottled.

90. Tear off the mask and fan your face; Put on costumes and play with life.

9 1, showing half a * * doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.