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Talk about the space for swearing.

1, please wipe your gum and see who is talking!

2. What plastic bag do you put in front of Lao Zi? Do you have shit on your head?

3. Tell lies with real names in reality, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in the network.

4, look at your virtue, the brain running route must be SB type, and it is quite rare!

5, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

6. Your face is so thin that I have never seen where your face is.

Seeing you, I know what dinosaurs used to look like.

8. I don't think you can eat what you want. That's disgusting!

9, you don't have the courage to work hard, and you still play games with my class.

10, it's not that I was careless, it's that I did it on purpose.

1 1. What are you doing up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

12, I'm not looking down on you, but I've never seen you at all.

13, house prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

14, don't think that you are sick, I will let you go!

15, why are you so shameless? Did your mother put her face on B or B when she gave birth to you?

16, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

17, I am not a casual person. It's not a person if you casually get up.

18, life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

19, God created you with his creativity, and it is your courage that you can continue to live.

20. Always drive your own car and have a flat tire.

2 1, don't use your mistress's face to be melodramatic with me here.

22. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

23. It's my fault that I have no vision and treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

25, ask how much you can worry about, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

26. Why didn't your father just beat you to death on the wall?

27. Do you have a hole in your head? Damn it, I'm telling you, the materials of the blacksmith's shop, the goods you beat.

28. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

29. The highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in and help the wall out.

30. You can't even get to my mother's palace, and you are still thinking about my heart?

3 1, do you really have a brain in your head? How can I smell stinky bean dregs from it?

32. Focus your limited flattery on one person's * * *.

Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

34. A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!

35, hey! Say you! Can't you see that pets are not allowed here?

36. Half the books in the world are written by fools for fools.

37. Congratulations, your SB index has increased by 2 percentage points compared with last month. In other words, you are more stupid.

38. Don't use the reason why your father fucked your mother for the first time as an excuse, okay?

39. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

40. Why is your current state of mind so unhealthy? Will you stop being so crazy?

4 1, MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

42. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

43. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see it.

44. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

45. The forest is so big that I can't even find a hanged tree!

46. The disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

47. Watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

48. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

49. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

50. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

5 1, children regard toys as friends, and adults regard friends as toys.

52. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

53. All we have is a three-dimensional figure.

54. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

55. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

57. You were stopped by the police that day and said that you took a brick as the murder weapon. You explained that it was just your face.

58. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

59. Smelly garbage people are the source of the word "spit".

60. You can't be a man like this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

6 1, don't you think you have reached the invincible and shameless state?

62. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

63. I used to think that my life was like this, but it turned out like this.

64. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

65. It's not even worth 1 cent to buy you a nightclub. You cheat people and try to use them.

66. You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

67. Kindergarten-level high school students are all frog heads with congenital diseases.

68. Advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

69. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!

70. You said that height is your advantage and fullness is your symbol. Why are you as weak as a child when you speak?

7 1, I know you have habitual enteritis and have your tonsils out, but is your heart still there?

72. Customer service is to politely refuse your service.

73. Don't lose heart. When you grow up, you will definitely get married!

74. Oversized loudspeakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

75. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer of septic tank blockage.

76. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

77, and cockroaches * * * super-individual survival, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

78. Your brain cramps, cerebellar knots, abnormal central nervous system, camels giving birth to donkeys, strange species.