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It's very hot.

It's very hot.

In the blue sky in July, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace. The following is a funny sentence about hot weather that I compiled. Welcome to read!

1. The air conditioner seller bought a house on the second ring road in Beijing.

In summer, the sun is scorching the earth, almost all weeds on the roadside are burning, and the heat wave in the air makes people breathless. Without a breath of wind, the willows on the river bank drooped their heads, and the canna on the roadside almost withered, but the lovely tricolor flowers stood upright with their slender waist branches and bright flowers, which really stood out from the crowd!

It's even hotter at noon, and people are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they use their unique tongue to dissipate heat. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches; Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!

You are the warm sunshine in spring, the cool rain in summer, the golden fruit in autumn and the romantic snowflake in winter. You are still the strength of my pulse. You are the source of my happiness! When the weather turns hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention.

5. Special reminder that Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because she goes home to hold her baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation.

6. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing ... My soul will be with you. ...

7. To the summer when we will die of heat!

8. On a hot summer day, I'll send you a plate of crisp green apples with fruit salad. May you be happy; Smooth bananas may you be beautiful; Sweet papaya wishes you happiness; Delicious lychee wishes you happiness; Add a spoonful of salad dressing. May you be flattered.

9. With the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessing will follow. May you be cool and refreshing in the hot summer, bring you a happy mood, be cool and warm, and wish you happiness.

10. The burning sun hasn't come directly, but the sand on the roadside has shown timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.

1 1. In July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

12. Hold ice in winter, hold fire in summer, hold ice in winter and hold fire in summer. Describe trying to encourage yourself.

13. put happiness in your luggage so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands and let you always grasp the brilliance of your destiny; My friend, I wish you a glorious and wonderful life! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

14. Special reminder to Hou Yi that she can't come out to shoot the sun on time because she goes home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

15. It won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted. . . !

16. The sun is annoying and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

17. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

18. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

19. All the fruits you just bought are dry when you take them home.

20. It was terribly hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, like Feiyun, like fog, like fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

2 1. It's so sultry that I can't breathe.

22. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing loudly.

23. The weather is unbearable hot, and there is Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

24. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

25. This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.

26. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

27. The sun is annoying and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

28. It is very hot in summer. I want to turn into a breeze and blow it to you to make you happy. I would like to turn into a ray of green shade around you and make you happy; I am willing to let you have a good summer, happy, happy and happy.

29. When the solstice of summer comes, it is hot, calm and naturally cool. Fame and fortune are indifferent, cheerful and smiling. The friendship between friends is in the heart, and care and greetings will never change. Get together and chat in your spare time and put aside your troubles. The first is the combination of static and dynamic. Don't be lazy because of the hot weather. I wish you health and happiness every day on the summer solstice!

30. Summer comes so fast that people deeply realize what is unbearable heat in a few days. The asphalt road in the street becomes soft as if stepping on plasticine in the hot sun; The buttonwood tree in the street is like a huge parasol, which brings a poor shade to the people holding umbrellas (I am annoyed when talking about Daquan) and gives off dazzling green light; The whole city is like a huge steamer. People in the city are sweating in the steamer and feel that they will be cooked at any time.

3 1. Friends! When it is hot, your fidgety mood will affect your judgment in making decisions. As the saying goes, if you are not quiet, you will not enter. Calm down at all times, calm down.

32. Taking a nap can supplement the lack of sleep caused by heat at night, and ensure your energy in the afternoon. In order to have a good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to have a rest at noon in summer.

33. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath because the water is cut off in such a hot day.

34. I have been thinking about giving the headmaster a small fan to see how long he can live after being kidnapped and tied to the bed in the school dormitory.

35. The summer heat is unparalleled. Take time off to play mobile phone, take more rest in summer, and try to compile information. The breeze blows over your face, bringing freshness and information. Meditation and maintenance are the first, solving troubles and problems. Remember when you meditate that mistakes won't follow you anymore.

36. The sun is annoying and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

37. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

38. You can't decide the length of summer, but you can control the breadth of irritability; You can't control the intensity of the heat, but you can change the temperature of your mood; You can't be cool every day, but you can be happy every day

39. The heat is unbearable. I'm extremely hot and annoyed.

40. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

4 1. The first summer was quiet and the grass didn't rest.

42. When it's hot, if you say it's tasteless, you're afraid of heatstroke, if you say it's warm, you're afraid of suffering, and if you say it's blessing, you're afraid of getting tired. And say something sarcastic. I wish you a refreshing summer, calm and natural, take care.

In July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

44. Animals are full of vitality in summer. The puppy was panting with heat; It's so hot that cicadas cry? I know, I know! ? Stay in the tree; Hard-working little bees? Buzzing? Flying around like an industrious gardener picking pollen; Butterflies spread their wings and danced among the flowers, just like elves.

45. The weather in July, when the sun is poisonous, makes people sweat.

46. To prevent heatstroke in summer, there are more than six kinds of diets: eat more porridge to increase appetite, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower body temperature, eat more vegetables without being greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables to quench thirst, and eat more bitter gourd to clear heat. May you be healthy!

There is neither cloud nor wind in the sky. In the hot sun overhead, all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

48. Good luck has arrived, and the musty smell is gone; Happiness has arrived, and all the troubles are gone; The coolness has arrived, and the heat has completely disappeared; The cool wind has arrived, and the hot air is all running; The coolness has arrived, and the summer heat has completely disappeared; The blessing has arrived, and the heat and dryness have all disappeared; I wish you a cool, happy and safe summer.

49. There are often horns and cars on the road. Although the weather is very hot, there are still many cars shuttling back and forth on the road and many people walking on the zebra crossing. There is air conditioning in the car, which makes it hotter outside and makes people feel very irritable and lifeless.

50. Shijie Liu Jin described the hot weather.

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