Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I ran into the king recently. Mm-hmm.

I ran into the king recently. Mm-hmm.

1, I want you to hold my hand forever and never let go!

1, I really wanted to have a future with him, but I accidentally gave him to someone else.

1. If you really like each other, you don't have to chase them for a day. If you don't like them, you can't catch them for three years. Just like them, and it has nothing to do with time.

1, I'm chasing him ... I don't know what to do. He doesn't eat hard or soft, but I still like him.

1, as long as you remember, as long as you are not afraid of pain, death and shame, there is nothing you can't take away.

1, you can catch up with her quickly, not because she is cheap and easy to catch up with, but because she likes you and gives you a chance.

1, envy those who fall in love at first sight. Then flash marriage. I also envy those who have lived together for a long time. No matter how we got together at first, it is best to marry love in the end.

1, he promised me after chasing me for a few days and asked him if he seemed too reserved. He said he was a little sad. He's been together for a month now, and he hasn't contacted me today. I feel terrible and can't fucking sleep! ! !

1, don't want to delay others, and don't want to get involved in a relationship again. I feel so stupid. I am a person, as long as I fall in love, I will be a second child. Should I reflect deeply on myself?

1, probably because I am afraid that I am serious, he is not serious, so he will be cautious.

1, you can seduce me with a few words. Is it only possible for me to have you?

1, like a person can't wait, but we can't.

1, it took me a long time to agree. You said it was false and lofty, but you promised quickly and said it was too cheap. What do you want me to do?

1, you will still slip for a while when you step on the brakes while driving.

1, if it takes several years to catch up, it may be moved by your sincerity, and it is more likely that you have never met anyone more stupid than you. Choosing you is just the second best, more touching than love. It's easy to chase. I must like you. How lucky!

1, I haven't chased for a long time, and I haven't really loved a girl. Now I love it, and I still care.

1, cheap is just that one person pays silently, and the other person doesn't cherish it. Reality is sometimes cruel, and most people like the new and hate the old.

1, some people always hesitate to remain friends with each other, and wait until the other person really has the other half before regretting why they didn't say so earlier. In fact, no matter how long it takes, feelings worth liking are not cheap.

1, if love at first sight is a feeling, but you know it too well, it is impossible to be together, and finally you can only be brothers, so love at first sight determines the majority.

Talk about the beauty of holding the baby's hand

The baby subconsciously learned to pinch his nose, and Cleisthenes cried. He can walk with one hand, know how to kiss and kiss me all the way. It is really cute.

Talk about the beauty of holding the baby's hand

First, hold the baby's hand and tell me do you love me?

Second, maybe one day, I will hold other people's hands and forget who you used to be; Maybe then, I will forget my past with you in someone else's arms.

Third, baby, always hold your mother's hand and grow up with you and grow old with me.

Fourth, what a lovely baby! Holding hands with small hands is Ma Ma's most painful baby, and playing ball is Xiao Kui's favorite sport.

5. Love is like blue sky and white clouds, clear sky and Wan Li; In the future, hold the baby's little hand and watch the sunset with her; Let the baby lie in my arms and count the stars; Hold her hand and travel around all the romances in the world; Then, we will have two lovely babies; No, I will have three children; Two big babies and a little baby; So, Huang, you have to refuel; You said you would give your child everything!

Sixth, the insecure baby should hold his mother's hand to sleep.

My biggest wish is not to be rich all my life, but to hold hands with people around me and watch the baby grow up and get married, and the two of us will grow old slowly.

Eight, this baby is too nervous to sing on the stage and has been holding my hand. This baby is really cute.

Nine, watching the mother holding the baby's hand, I know she must be very, very reluctant! Besides my husband and I, my parents should be the ones who are most reluctant to give up their babies!

Baby, at this moment, you are sleeping beside me. I look at you and feel at ease. The first time I saw you, you blushed to your neck, but you still came over and hugged me hard and told me how much you missed me. Although I was shy and kept pushing you away, I was surprised. My baby still has such a warm side.

Happiness lies in holding my hand while sleeping, and even happier lies in hearing our baby's heartbeat today.

Twelve, fate is really wonderful. Yesterday in the supermarket, a baby like a cherry ball held my leg and called mom. A moment is really wonderful. Take my hand and follow me.

Thirteen, in the long journey of life, we almost passed by. It was you who gently held my hand. I really hope these warm hands can hold me forever and someone will love me forever. Once is enough.

Fourteen, this Mrs. Ma Ma is so cute! ! Dress the child in a parent-child costume, put a bracelet on the child's hand, and then put your own hand and hold hands. All three babies are super obedient and full of love for the world. This mother is really loving! ! I will definitely go. I'm so happy! !

Fifteen, look at your little figure, hold your mother's hand, send it to the classroom, and wave goodbye to your mother. My baby didn't cry, but my nose hurts. I wish you a solid step towards a new stage of growth. Come on, my little baby!

Sixteen, wow, I really want to hold the baby's hand and then go to a place where no one goes to secretly kiss him.

17. Welcome. This may be a long way. I wish you a healthy, happy and happy growth with a big hand holding a small hand. After that, your big hand will hold the old hand and walk with you.

Eighteen, record the moving moment; Me, the baby and the baby's father are lying in bed. The baby suddenly took me and his father's hand and said, Mom and Dad, you are holding hands, just like this, holding hands all the time.

Nineteen, the baby is very healthy. From now on, you are not just holding my hand, you are holding our family, hehe.

Twenty, they always say how much the baby likes me. When they see me, they come and hold my hand around me.

Twenty-two, eat today, outside is a children's paradise, I saw many young mothers, pushing their babies past and pulling them in to play. If I have a good baby, at this moment, I will happily hold his little hand and play here, and then wait for my father to take us home. I feel happy when I think about it.

Twenty-three, the naughty little fat man began to spoil and sell cute at night, and said with milk: Mom, hold the baby tight, or the baby will fall, hold it tight. Hold my hand to sleep every night.

Twenty-four, because of you, life has become more exciting, holding hands and expecting the arrival of the baby.

Twenty-five, I used to take the subway in Tokyo, and my baby would definitely hold my hand for fear that I would get lost. The subway in Tokyo is very complicated. I just got on the escalator on the mountain that day and then turned around. My child is gone, and I'm the only one left.

26. Since she was a child, she has been looking forward to holding her hand and crossing the road together one day.

Let me hold your hand.

1. I will never forget the sweet time with you.

People who understand me, even if I say nothing.

42. We are all angels with one wing. Only by embracing them can we fly.

Strangely enough, I want to go back.

Only love can solve the mystery of eternal life for you.

Only love gives you the mystery of immortality.

65. Don't say love easily. Commitment is debt!

Don't say love easily, commitment is debt!

66. I eloped with him to the ends of the earth, and our love was perfect.

I'm running, and I think I should hold your hand and walk with you.

80. What loves you most is often not what you love most.

What you love most is often not what you love most.

I just want to talk about the love of my life.

Life is a long journey, don't waste time waiting for those who don't want to walk with you hand in hand.

I don't know when and where I saw your charm and heard your talk, which made me fall in love with you. That was a long time ago. When I found out I was in love with you, I was halfway there.

All the endings have been written, all the tears have started, but suddenly I forget what a beginning this is. In that ancient summer that is gone forever, no matter how I pursue young you, it's just a passing sight. And your smiling face is extremely shallow, fading into the haze after sunset. Then I opened the yellow title page, and fate bound it badly. With tears in my eyes, I have to admit that Youth is a sloppy book.

I admire this kind of girl: when she finds out that the other person doesn't really like her, she can break up immediately. Other women may continue to deceive themselves and struggle alone. A really smart girl knows what love is: love needs two people of the same kind. If you love him and he doesn't love you, this relationship is boring. To let go is to love yourself.

I told myself that I would live stronger. No matter what kind of adversity or more setbacks and unhappiness, I will tell myself that it is nothing. Nothing is more important than my own life. If life can't be fought, there is no way. I think as long as there is life, everything can be started again.

Sometimes, it is better to be alone. So much, an irreparable regret, an irreparable dream, an unforgettable love. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

Writing down the encounter of past lives with a pen is the world of mortals. This life is only for you! In this life, who shook his ignorant heart with a casual look back, but the ripples of diffusion are hard to calm down.

Lu Xiaoman and Lin both come from noble families, but their behaviors are different. Lu Xiaoman is like a river, which flows into the sea and never returns. All the way was calm and magnificent. She is constantly creating a new situation, exhausted, but also instantly wonderful. The forest is like a lake, clear and calm. Although there are storms, she is still at the end, but with the water coming in and out, she is always fresh and tends to be eternal.